More diversity than you can shake a stick at

Reading the Daily Disaster is a wonderfully educational experience. Today, I discovered that the police are designating parks and common land as Public Sex Environments. In the bad old days, only homosexuals could be allowed to hump one another in the bushes. But the police seem to have extended their outdoor rights to everyone else – no doubt in response to a new Dogging Diversity Directive. In addition, PSE clients also seem to be exempt from litter laws with regard to used condoms.