Bloody Hell! What a carry on

I tried to comment on a news story on a website yesterday but the censor wouldn’t let me add my contribution because there was a rude word in my attempted posting. But where, you dozy bastard censor??!! After much reading and re-reading, I eventually realized that the censor was choking on my use of “constitutes” Why? Because it’s got TIT in it. Well, effin ell! Just as well the discussion was about the attorney general’s decision to go along with the Bliar regime’s cover-up and not have an inquest on Dr. Kelly, the Iraq weapons expert. Imagine the frustration if the topic for discussion had been Arsenal FC. Or Scunthorpe!