Oh, dear!

Serbia Smarmer’s Phase Three booted Pixie Balls out of the Home Office and replaced her with a lady from Brum, who started her new job with a ‘crack down’ on small boaters, which turned out to be just spin and irrelevance.
    Not a particularly good omen for the future but that’s a main characteristic of Smarmer’s Army – they treat the truth as an optional extra.
    Even worse, Edstone Milipede refused to quit his job of reducing energy security to Nett Zero and there was nothing Bier could do about it.