Reckless Endangerment

The NHS is supposed to be in a desperate financial crisis yet its bosses can find millions to chuck at puberty blocker experiments done on confused kids and the legal trade, with the full approval of the Health Sec. who banned the drugs.
    Which means what? Wee Streeting didn’t understand the Cass Report?

Public Sector Pillocks

What is the best way to prevent dangerous cladding from being removed from tower blocks? Put a qango in charge of the job. Thus the Building Safety Regulator is getting a booting for tying everything up in red tape and actually stopping refurbishment dead in its tracks.

Pull the other one

Did the economy shrink by 0.1% in October ‘unexpectedly’? That is total bullshit. The shrinkage was entirely expected given the flood of lies and fake news pouring out of the Treasury and every other part of the government; with the full approval of Bier Smarmer; during the run-up to the latest disastrous budget.

Smart bites dumber

The UK is paying a moron premium of at least £7 billion/year due to lenders who have no confidence in Labour’s Fantasist ramping up borrowing costs to world-leading levels.

No grabbers!

What’s the hot bet of the moment? How many pubs will have a sign up saying: ‘No Labour MPs’ by the end of the year.
    The current number is over 50 and accelerating as a protest against the Fantasist’s aim to shove up the rates on some pubs by as much as 400%.

Squirm & Smarm do harm

The UN Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination has delivered a severe booting to the Lord Squirmer/Serbia Smarmer betrayal deal to hand the Chagos Islands to Mauritius and China.
    The scam will prevent those removed from their islands and their descendants from returning to their ancient homeland and deny them their ’uman bluddy rights.

Number deficit

The National Audit Office has found that the Home Office isn’t bothering to check whether migrants have gone missing since they arrived here. Worst, the HO has no accurate figures on how much is spent on hotels, legal aid, taxis, NHS treatment, etc. for migrants.
    And there is also no idea how much of our money is wasted by bureaucraps and stolen. And there are no figures on deportation attempts and whether they succeeded or failed.

A bucketful of salt needed

A couple of days before this weekend, the Met Office was trying to frighten us with a HUGE blue rain blob over where I live at 6 p.m. on Saturday and solid rain through to Monday.
    Surprise! All the rough weather was well north of us on yesterday’s (Saturday’s) weather map and the usual pavement ponds were empty today. Just some light drizzle for those brave enough to venture out to the shops.

Yecchh!

Is there anything sicker than a gang of people parked at the bedside of someone who’s about to croak, as portrayed in a recent Midsomer Murders repeat? Probably a merciful release for the soon-to-croak if it’s not an essential plot device.

Getting in on the act

The Bank of England is looking to shed hundreds of its 5,700 employees to help with Labour’s campaign to keep unemployment at record levels.

Dementia don’t matter

The latest bit of ultra-cynicism about Smarmer’s Army is that Labour  isn’t bothered about the diagnosis and treatment of dementia as it affects only old people who don’t vote Labour.

A city’s sad fate

Maybe it’s just as well that Glasgow has the lowest life expectancy in the UK if it has the highest rate of ‘economic inactives’ and one-third of the kids don’t have English as their first language. And then there are the gangs of beggars, too.

Total Tripehounds (almost)

Despite all the propaganda, internet influencers are less trusted than politicians, which takes some doing. Yet a huge 6% of surfing mugs still believe what the influenzas dish up to collect dosh from the advertisments around their offerings. Most the the mugs are gullible GenZers.

Dodgy Deals

The latest things to be very afraid of is party balloons which are being sold on the internet. They are loaded with cancer-causing nitrosamines, scrutiny by Which? has found. The retailers identified by the consumer guide have all removed the potentially lethal products from their range.

Could be sneaky

Is a trigger warning about ghosts in a production of the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol a veiled pop at the deficiencies of the education system? It certainly looks like one if the theatre assumes that members of the audience won’t know the story and they won’t be expecting to see ‘ghosts’.

Failed again

The Metropolitan Police farce needs to be put back into administration, is the conclusion of a review of the 3 years with Sir M. Rowley as the Commish.
    Demonstrators have more rights than real people and protests get more leniency the more Moslem they are. Burglars and muggers are free to do their thing, and the Sadgeek mayor is totally useless in the job of police overseer.

More fantasies

The hospitality industry is giving the government a booting over a plan to blow £280 million on giving youngsters jobs in pubs. That’s jobs that aren’t there because taxes on pubs have destroyed them.
    You can’t subsidize people into jobs that no longer exist, the Work Sec. is being told. Not that he’s listening, of course.
    Also, the Work bloke is getting a booting over being Smarmer with the truth of when he received guidance on the code of practice for women’s rights. There’s a lot of official deafness about if the Equalities bod is stalling over this ishue, which goes back to the High Court ruling on sex vs gender back in April.

Like a hole in the head?

The Prime Fantasist, a complete stranger to the truth and reality, would have us believe that the nation needs tax-dodger Angrier Robot back in the Cabinet.
    As Bier lies go, this is really prethetic.

Oh, dear

Fat-jabs are being blamed for everything, particularly by people who have a national newspaper page to fill up. The latest scream comes from a study in Canada, however.
    Fat-jabs can age users by up to a decade if they fail to do strength training to build back lost muscle eroded with the fat.

Awoken

Glasgow University is being mocked for dumping trigger warnings for students on children’s books by Lewis Carroll, E. Nesbit and Enid Blyton.
    And also on the first Harry Potter book by J.K. Rowling, which came out in 1997.
    “Such warnings are more about the twisted attitudes of today’s academics than the content of these books” is the opinion of a leading literary figure.

One way to do it

What’s a sure road to a best-seller? Be president of France for a while, get sent to gaol for 3 weeks for corruption and get your prison diary published.

Credibility Abyss

Here, the government blames the rising costa living on the Tories, Brexit and anything else other than the Fantasist’s tax grabs and trashing the economy with Bier’s full approval.
    Across the pond, President Trump is blaming everything on the Democraps. But, as here, the customers are not buying the Blessed Leader’s alibis.
    “More mugs them” is all there can be said about the Yanks if they believed Trump’s claim that he would make America affordable again.

Hand in your pocket

Anyone going to a music event can expect a huge rise in ticket prices thanks to the Fantasist’s tax raids. Large arenas expect their prices to be double what they are now in 3 years’ time thanks to Thievin.
    Something only juvenile doctors will be able to afford after they strike their way to another 30% pay rise?

No problem for us

It’s quite strange, reading about the chaos caused by Storm B in parts of the country earlier in the week and being unable to relate to any of it. Things were a bit wet and windy around the Mansion but there were lots of sunny spells. The builder clearly chose a part of the country which is isolated from desperate weather.
    Although, having seen the forecast for Saturday evening through to Monday, we could be in for something nasty.

Free ride for scroungers

Airlines, I read on the Boris Johnson page of the Daily Disaster are being taken for mugs. Passengers who don’t want to stand in queues are claiming they’re disabled and demanding a wheelchair with pusher.
    As a result, vast numbers of wheelchairs load planes with people who have no problem with walking about when they get to their destination.
    Of course, all the wheelchairers pile costs onto the fares of the able-bodied and non-scroungers. But that is something no one in authority is prepared to tackle.

How Strange

Despite warnings of a worst ever winter flu season, thanks to the contribution of the striking juvenile docs, NHS front-line staff are not bovvering to get a flu jab.
    Uptake is less than one-third in most areas, and it’s even as low as 10% in some.

Self-harm on steroids

The Labour party is nothing if not masochistic if a majority of members seriously wants to replace the dishonest Serbia Smarmer with Edstone Milipede, the man who can’t tackle a bacon butty.
    It’s no secret that Serbia Smarmer is hopeless as a leader. But the experts are warning that his likely replacement; if not dotty Milipede; would just make things worse and dumping him would be bad for the economy.

Tough job

The recipe for being someone with a weekly newspaper page to fill seems to be being female and having an infinite number of things going wrong with your body and your life.

Yeah, Right

Serbia Smarmer has claimed that a deal to hand £8 billion of frozen Put’nstani assets to Ukraine will be made ‘in days’. That’s this week. So if it hasn’t happened by Monday of next week, it can be written off as another Bier lie.
    That’s how much credibility he now has.

Poverty created by design

Thanks to Daily Disaster readers, I now know that child poverty is based on an arbitrary percentage of the guesstimated national median income after another guess at housing costs has been included. And that the definition means that there will always be kids living in poverty, even if everyone were getting a sub of a million pounds per year.
    Which makes what is called child poverty just another political and snivel service fantasy.

Our fate

The only things you can rely on when it comes to the cost of energy are that the price here will be the highest in the world and every time a government minster mentions it, a new world record for dishonesty will be set.

Emptier Wallets

The cash-for-benefits budget achieved the fastest decline ever in jobs; down 1.8% in November; since July of 2021 when the Chinese plague was rampant. A further 0.2% decline is expected over the next year.
    All this means that the next Chancellor will be grabbing another £30-50 billion at the end of 2026. Groan. Not that public sector jobs are affected by the decline, which is being inflicted on just the wealth-creating private sector.

Keeps them busy

One of them there studies; this one done by the Asda chief test chef; would have us believe that gravy is the make or break element of a Christmas meal. And it also takes a pop at fathers for scoffing a lot more than their fair share.
    “Where there is no division, we shall create some!”

He don’t care

An inquest has declared Put’n the Poisoner morally responsible for the death of Dawn Sturgess, who was collateral damage in the attempt to murder ex-spy S. Skripal and his daughter with novichok.
    But can a puppet with no morals be morally responsible for anything?
    And is there anything other than not a bloody chance when it comes to compenbluddysation for taking a life through incompetence?

Eyes on the lot

The next step for the surveillance society is strapping A.I systems on to cameras to identify persons of interest by the way they walk, the emotions they display and their shifty eyes. In fact, everything is fair game - clothing and shoes, bags, vehicles, everything.

Woke assault

Scotland’s farmers are in trouble with the SNP/Greens government for not being diverse enough. They are mainly old, white, normal men, and sexual deviants, people from Africa and Asia, and Moslems are severely lacking in the industry.
    Worse, the Scottish branch of the Notional Farmers’ Union is trying to browbeat its members into joining in with homosexual parades. Even worse, the Scottish government is going to waste £3 million over the next three years on making farmers more cosmetically acceptable. One shudders to think how this will be done.

Messy maniacs

A bunch of attention-seekers think they can promote their cause by dumping manure in front of the Christmas tree in a posh hotel and smearing apple crumble on display cases in the Tower of London.
    And given Labour’s slack response to vandalism, they’ll get away with it without receiving a slap on the wrist and being obliged to cough up the cost of clearing up their mess.

Catch 22½

The NHS in Scotland is in a doom loop of the sort created in the economy by Smarmer’s Fantasist. There is a desperate shortage of nursing staff north of the border, and over one-third of those still in NHS jobs are considering leaving because they don’t feel safe working with such low staffing levels.

Well, maybe!

It has been pointed out that the current Fantasist of the Exchequer can’t be economical with the truth (the roundabout way of saying she’s lying) because she’s rubbish at economics.

No damage

Good news for some supermarkets – the fat-jabbers are eating less but spending the same amount of money, or even more, on posher brands and foods with a lower bulking additive content.

A matter of misinterpretation

There seems to be a shortage of imagination in the Untied States, which has led all sort of characters to go digging into ancient classics, such as the children’s book The Wizard of Oz, and writing their own script around it.
    This suggests that in the 22nd century, their fantasies will be getting the same treatment by another gang of fantasists. And so it goes on and on.

Never-ending deluge

The alleged ‘inquiry’ into how the Chinese plague pandemic was handled has already cost us two bloody hundred million quid. Now, we hear that the government has blown another hundred bloody million quid on its prethetic response.

Really, really trying

It’s not immediately clear that a picture of a tiled steam room at the J. Epstein Caribbean island retreat shows somewhere which had any sinister purpose, but the myth-makers would like us to make this assumption.
    Same with a picture of a rather basic bedroom and one with a 4-poster bed. Also, a picture of an African warrior bronze and one of a dental surgury with weird-looking masks with men’s faces on the walls. Which is creepy rather than sinister.

Strange days

You’re sitting at a laptop, getting some things up to date, then you decide to have a tea-break because it’s five to three. Then you notice you need to switch the room light on.
    Looks like we’re still going to have to deal with dark, wet December afternoons despite all the panic about global warming and climate change.

Pushing the logic

If a Fantasist claims she was a junior chess champion but she wasn’t, is there some sort of discrepancy there? Not if she don’t live in the real world like the rest of us.

The no Nobel Prize prize

The president of FIFA has been awarded the inaugural World’s Creepiest Crawler medal for presenting the football world’s inaugural Peace Prize medal to President Trump.
    The crawling involved declaring that the bloke who spreads discord and dyspepsia wherever he goes is a promoter of peace and unity around the world.

Eyes on you

If you see poles topped with gadgets being deployed where you live, it’s part of the surveillance society that our Prime Fantasist wants to create. Even the smallest village will have spying eyes looking for people the police need to arrest. Except that there won’t be any coppers in remote areas to do that and it’s all another Labour waste of our money.
p.s. The ’uman bluddy rights mob think that the facial recognition used by the Metropolitan Police is unlawful, so bumps in the road to Smarmer’s paradise.

A sell-out stays just that

President Trump may be outraged that President Zelenskiy hasn’t read his latest plan for selling Ukraine down the river, but it has to be just political posturing by the Yankee honcho.
    Even Trump can’t expect anyone to take his latest gift to Put’n the Poisoner’s puppeteers seriously.

Scaredy-Cat

Bier Smarmer is also getting a booting for booting elections for four cosmetic mayors down the road to 2028. Why? Because Reform UK is odds on to win them under the present rules. Which is why the elections will go ahead under a new system which is rigged in Labour’s favour.
    Worse, all the millions of pounds of our money spent on preparing for elections in 2027 has been wasted. But waste is the Labour way, let us not forget.
    Even worse, Labour is taking the local out of elections by creating a new tier of vast strategic authorities controlled only by Labour stooges.

In defence of tiers

How can you tell this came from a Labour peer – Baroness Levitt reckons that judges are better trial arbiters than a jury of real people because judges get diversity training and they know who to let off on woke grounds.
    You can tell how bad an idea judge-only trials is from support having to come from the likes of Diane Abbottt, who is currently disconnected from the Labour party for anti-Semitism.

Just Tough

The juvenile doctors are also getting a booting for holding a strike as the worst ever flu season gets worse with no peak in sight. Not that most of them are bovvered if all that matters to them is how much money they can screw out of a useless Labour government.

Spot on

This government is so useless that it can’t even be bothered to lie properly. Wise words from T. Barker Bowles, son of Queen Camilla.

Biased Beeb Booted

Reform UK leader N. Farage came up with the ideal response to the BierBC’s attempts to stick the rachelist label on him – daring to notice the double standards.
    The BierBC’s output 50 years ago included the sort of programmes which get trigger warnings now, but there’s no sign of the Beeb hanging its collective heads in shame over something that wasn’t shameful at the time. And still ain’t now, if it comes to the crunch. Thus there ain’t no beef against Mr. Farage.

More wisdom

Based on a study of just 31 cats, researchers at Ankara U. have concluded that cats talk more to male hosts than female hosts because men make less of a fuss of them.
    When confronted with this news, the Mansion cat walked over to a fairly well-stocked feeding dish and sat down beside it. Which is an invitation to give her a sprinkling of cat treats. Not a sound uttered.

No mystery

Is there a molecule of surprise in the news that America has more billionaires than we can ever have? No chance. Anyone with a billion or more quid here gets the Hell out of Dodge at their best speed before some lying Labour Fantasist can steal it.

Visible Warning

A correspondent has suggested that the juvenile doctors, who have upset Health Sec. Wee Streeting so much with their intransigence, should have to be tattoo’d on the forehead with a bold JD if they inhabit picket lines so that members of the public can opt to walk on by if they ever see one in trouble and in need of assistance.

More legal tiers

It’s official. If you suffer from extreme sensitivity and an inability to take criticism when you screw up, you’re entitled to a bucketful of compenbluddysation if you get the right judge for your tribunal.

Sort of legal at last

Took them long enuff but the Brownies and Guides have decided not to let boys who say they are girls become members. Curiously, this rule doesn’t apply to adult volunteers.

More Shambles

The decision on whether to let China build a mega-embassy and dungeon over sensitive communications infrastructure and make it oh, so easy for enemies of our state to tap into that infrastructure has been booted down the road a bit more.

An absence of common sense

The failure to prosecute the two men accused of spying for China was government conspiracy-free, an inquiry has declared. It was all down to the shambolic state of Smarmer’s Army and the current Director of Public Prostitutions. They were just too thick to understand the significance of the evidence.

How the truth hurts some people!

More from the OBR – the Treasury failed to do anything about pre-budget leaks and kite-flying despite a string of warnings from the OBR about the damage being done to the economy.
    And there was further repetition of the truth that Thievin’s Brown Hole in the economy was a black lie as the OBR continues to set the record straight.

The politics of irrelevance

On what US President Roosevelt branded as Infamy Day, it was reported that the SNP honcho called the Reform UK honcho rachelist for daring to notice that one third of Glasgow schoolkids don’t have English as their first language.
    The name-calling had to be political BS and the observation by Mr. Farage isn’t rachelism if it’s factual. In fact, the only rachelism is coming from Mr. Swiney of the SNP.

Labour really does hate us

The Notional Crime Agency is busting criminal gangs which are doing us the favour of smuggling illegals OUT of the UK to France! Certainly a lot more than Bier Smarmer’s one in, one out, one back scam is moving.
    No danger of the bosses of the NCA being sent to gaol for gross misconduct in a public office, though.

Another distraction

Is there public concern about a few Royals getting a cheap deal on where they live? Nope. But seeking to move some indignation away from their eternal screw-ups, Smarmer’s Army are going to do a probe into Royal rents in order to look busy. Yawn.

End of the line

The Danish postal ‘service’ will give up on letters at the end of this year. Parcels only from 2026 on. Anyone wanting to send a letter will have to find an alternative service. Something that will happen here when the Czech billionaire who’s taking over the Royal Mail gets down to business?

Today’s Question

Is it an inevitable consequence of putting a woman in the job for the first time ever that the current Chancellor is a busted flush?

Another Cliché

The OBR’s website manager putting the response to the budget where people clever enuff to guess the URL could find it wasn’t ‘catastrophic’. It was just a tiny blip compared to the actual catastrophes we’re getting from Smarmer’s Army.
    Furthermore, the escape of the OBR’s opinion wasn’t a leak if there was no link included in the website and the guessers found it from the URL. Which means that every news media outlet which goes on about a leak is offering fake news.
    Not that we’re not used to that, of course.

Cliché Zone

Was the Liz Truss budget disastrous? Look at the graph and it’s just a blip lasting about 6 weeks.
    Nothing at all compared with the disaster inflicted on the economy by Smarmer’s Army and his Fantasist.
    But, sadly for the real people in the country, the Truss budget is now a cliché, which brain-dead journos and the lying-Left will continue to deploy. Yawn.

Not involved at all

Sometime Labour anti-corruption minister Tulip Siddiq, MP, will not be taking a break in Bangladesh to serve a 2-year prison sentence for . . . corruption.
    Nor will she be paying a £600 fine. Her aunt, who was the PM of Bangladesh for 15 years, will not be taking a break from her exile in India either.

Some relief?

Prince Andrew has been able to shed the last of those tedious titles, allowing him to get on with his life without having to associate with boring commoners.

Telling them

Anyone who throws a wobbly whilst watching the next ancient programme if a jerk and so is anyone who sticks a trigger warning in front of it.

Fantasy on steroids

If you’re a cross-dresser with tattoo’d legs who’s been convicted of molesting a young girl, what’s your response? How about the jury was hypnotized into delivering the guilty verdict!

An abundance of hedgeroom

The Fantasist is active, is the opinion of the rest of the Cabinet (except Bier). Is that a Good Thing?
    Not if she’s radioactive and contaminating everyone else. That’s in addition to the horseshit which Ministers are accusing Lord Squirmer of flinging around in the far-Left press.

Sacked for telling the truth

Was it the website company which made the OBR response to the budget prematurely available guilty of a catastrophic error? In terms of its reputation for competence and the job of the boss of the OBR, definitely.
    In terms of the economy, no. And it did have the spin-off of shining further light on the extent of the dishonesty of Thievin Reeves and Freebie Smarmer.
p.s. A liar who lies about telling lies slips across the border under ‘the product of two negatives is a positive’ rule. But scores nul points for integrity.

We wish!

No bouncing bimbo in the ViewTube hilites of the Thursday nite NFL match. Dare we hope the serial killer has got to her?

More stately bloat

Something else the Fantasist, this unfortunate nation’s No. 1 HUTAgonian, Bogged Up Big Time on – a Daily Disaster reader spotted that at least 3 of her budget scams will mean more snivel servants as there is no one currently grabbing these new taxes off the customers.
p.s. Something else the Fantasist lied about – her claim that business rates will be at a 30-year low. Not if they’re going up by 400% in some cases and lots of pubs will close.

Special interest

A community group in Notting Hill, London, is annoyed because the owner of a mansion has had an electric fence installed to keep the local foxes off his millionaire-row pad.
    The community group is claiming it’s a danger to public safety. Local burglars at risk of electrocution?

Can we be mates? Pleeeez!

The Reform UK stance against woke has got the major universities infected with it, e.g. Cambridge, rather worried about their funding. They are now trying to build bridges with the party of the future.

More Tiers

On the one hand, we’re told that stopping violence against women and girls is a national priority.
    On the other hand, the government is content to boot it down the road for a decade.

A bin-worthy plan

Justice Sec. Dippy Dave has been warned that judge-only trials will put judges at risk of violence from criminal gangs. Maybe.

Distraction

When you see a woman with green-dyed hair talking about child poverty on the news, your reaction tends to be wondering how much the dye job cost rather than taking in what she’s telling you she can’t afford.

Cor blimey, Guv!

F.O.I.A.! A judge has ruled that a female health worker who is using a male name and pronouns, but hasn’t had the operation, is not entitled to compenbluddysation. The complainant has not changed her sex to male from female, and she needs to stop being so offended when people don’t go along with the bloke pose, the judge more or less said.

Oh, Joy!

Juvenile doctors will be on strike again in a couple of weeks as their contribution to the Christmas celebrations.

One flake of snow somewhere

I read a few days ago that there won’t be a White Christmas this year. Now, the story is that it could happen in the North of England and parts of Scotland; especially the Aberdeen area.
    Looks like the amount of guesswork in weather forecasts a few weeks ahead is still considerable.

Legal immigrants

Extensive studies across Europe and places to the south and east have concluded that the Romans invented pet cats. They were imported from Africa around 2,000 years ago; initially, as pest control agents on ships. And everywhere the Romans invaded, they took cats with them. Which is how they arrived in Britain.

War-broker

He chose to side with Put’nstan against Ukraine. What’s President Trump’s next move? The speculators are sure he’s letting China know that he won’t stand in their way if President Eleven invades Taiwan.

Rail passengers not amused

The Office of Rail & Road has gone into the ghost train business. A 7 a.m. Avanti train on the West Coast line will set off from Manchester with just a crew aboard and head for London on every weekdays.
    The ORR’s excuse for this waste of public money is that it needs a train which can be paused or diverted in the timetable in case there is trouble elsewhere on the route.
UPDATE: The ORR has been given a good booting by the Transport Sec. and the ghost trains will be allowed to carry passengers now.

Result!

What has having to watch the bouncing bimbo millions of times during NFL hilites on ViewTube achieved? A grim determination never ever to buy anything made by Sam Sung or any of his relatives.

One explanation

The number of complaints against the police reaching a record high is nothing to worry about, the Independent Office for Police Conduct reckons.
    It just means the police are telling the IOPC about more of the complaints they get.

Bruvvers disunited

The BMA trade union is getting a booting for offering its GMB minions a 2% pay rise whilst demanding 30% for the juvenile doctors in its membership.
    Tripe at 10 paces @ dawn for the BMA vs GMB showdown?

Wild West of slop

X-witter is now getting half a cheer for making a contributor’s location available.
    Mr. Musk’s acquisition has taken a mere couple of years to get round to exposing fake websites, such as ones claiming to originate in the UK, the US and Gaza when they are run by people living in the likes of India, Russia and Iran.
    Some of the fakers are trouble-makers but most are just after the income that comes from the adverts X-witter shoves around their nonsense.

Only fair

If water companies still have hosepipe bans in force now to build up stocks in reservoirs, that means they need a relentless booting to make them stop their pipes leaking so much. But will this government do it? Joke.

More out

Teachers will be out on strike next year as Smarmer’s Army is using its stonking tax rises to buy welfare votes instead of unionized tearchers’ votes.

Never gonna happen

A British tourist in the US ‘could’ face ‘up to’ 50 years in gaol for joining in the theft of 6 bottles of wine worth £30 grand? That definitely belongs in the ‘Yeah, right!’ box.

Injustice Tiers

Who told the lies about a Brown Hole in the nation’s accounts? The Fantasist of the Exchequer.
    Who got the push?
    The head of the OBR, who exposed the Fantasist’s lies.
    Well, we do have a Labour government.
p.s. Serbia Smarmer doesn’t get the push as he knew all about the lies, according to the Fantasist, but kept quiet about them.

Today’s Question

Was the online availability of the OBR opinions an hour before the Budget was aired in the Commons really a Good Thing if it deprived the usual suspects of excuses to do attention-grabbing panics when the Fantasist was doing her ‘betray the customers’ routine?

No relief

The hospitality industry is up in arms after working out what the Fantasist’s budget will do to their business rates. Rises of over 300% triggered accusations of lying and gaslighting by Thievin, who promised them reductions.
    These further accusations of betrayal are just bouncing off our dishonest Prime Fantasist as Bier never listens to his customers.

More Tiers

What do you get if you’re a Labour councillor and you keep parking your £208K flash car in a disabled bay on a council-owned car park?
    If you do it in London, away with it.

Curious repetition

Should we be suspicious of TV ads which tell us something is ‘ATOL protected’?
    If it wasn’t, they wouldn’t be able to sell the holidays. So why are they giving us this unnecessary information?

Today’s Question

Does a lying Fantasist have the excuse of not knowing she’s doing anything wrong as she is the embodiment of perfection in her fantasy?

No-Go Zone

Hosts of cats are being warned not to let their inquisitive guest into a room where there’s a Xmas tree draped with a string of electric lights.
    Cats have a habit of getting tangled up in the wiring when they climb the tree, sometimes with fatal results.

Easy money

Anyone eager to do some research need only apply for a grant to study the polluting effects of A.I toys on children. Consumer groups are sounding the alarm about the brain-rot A.Is can produce by confronting kids with adult perversions, which the kids can’t understand.

What’s in store

Prime Fantasist Smarmer’s digital I.D scam is currently costed at £1.8 billion, which is why the government is hoping people won’t ask where the money is coming from. [clue: the taxpayer, Ed.]
    Two forecasts: 1. When it starts, the cost of the scam will be around £6 billion and rising. 2. It won’t work most of the time due to sloppy I.T and over-complication.

Survey fatigue

Something else we didn’t really need to know is that the average driver forgets where he/she parked their car 6 times per year and spends an average of 13 minutes looking for it.
    Which adds up to 3½ days in a lifetime of driving. Yawn.

Set in Stone

The current First Rule of Politics – each Labour government has to exceed the number of lies told by the previous Labour regime. Which means that the one that follows Smarmer’s Army sometime in the far future will have to work extra hard.
    In the meantime, the present government is reported to be running out of lies to tell about the lies told by the Fantasist of the Exchequer in the run-up to her disastrous budget.
    The Prime Fantasist’s back office is rumoured to be looking for a cheap bulk deal of lies imported from China or Put’nstan.

One way to do it

What’s the best way to win the World’s Strongest Woman title? Be a six-foot five, 400-pound bloke who’s decided to be female.

Microsoft Outlook gloom

A correspondent has told me he was able to access his Outlook email account on the Sunday before last but when he tried again the following Tuesday, he was told the account had been locked.
    And when he tried to jump through Microsoft’s hoops to get it unlocked, he kept getting messages telling him: “Ooops! Something went wrong.”
    So now he’s going to have to go to his bank’s website and lotz of others to give them an email address that he can access. So much for the interweb making life easier and more convenient.

More tiers

Farmers weren’t allowed to bring tractors into London for a Budget demo as it would ‘seriously disrupt the life of the community’. Strange that this consideration doesn’t apply to the marches about ishues irrelevant to the UK? Not with a Labour government dependent on the Moslem vote.

More Downing Street bonkers

According to Bier Smarmer, anyone who dares to notice that his Fantasist of the Exchequer is useless is sexist. More sexist than claiming she’s beyond criticism if she’s female, Bier?
    Does Bier score any points for being the first PM to put a woman in charge of the nation’s finances? Not if she’s as useless as he is. Worse, any women who notice she’s useless are being accused of being misogynists!
p.s. The Budget’s best description is Total Ratner.

Keeps ’em busy

You’re really desperate dan for something to measure if you’re reduced to claiming that the perfect cup of tea for the building trade has to be brewed for 1 minute 53 seconds precisely.

Trial by jury not a right

Make Dippy Dave the Justice Sec. and what happens? Trial by jury will be abolished for all but the most serious cases, sez a leaked memo. Trial by judge is the replacement.
    Given the dippy decisions some judges make, not a desirable move; but we do have a Labour government . . .
p.s. If Dippy Dave said ‘criminal trials without juries are a bad idea’ back in 2020, we must assume he was just reading something given to him and he’s now repeating something else that he’s been told to say. He’s in stooge mode, in other words.

No help

Nett migration to the UK is down. Sadly, the people being put off are ones who would make a contribution to the economy and the ones being admitted in increasing numbers are scroungers.

Something Useful

What we need is an official glossary of government natter. F’rinstance, the admission that Smarmer’s Army saying: “We’re working very hard” means that bugger all is happening.

Justice delayed

What do you do if you’re busted for shoplifting from a Norfolk supermarket and you’re a copper? Say you took the stuff but claim you were suffering from temporary insanity.
    Will it work? Don’t hold your breath. The trial isn’t until August next year!

The ultimate Not Me Guv

What does a PM who’s spent 5 years war-mongering to avoid a corruption trial do next?
    Send a lengthy document to his nation’s president demanding a free pardon for everything.
    Could even work, too!

Another useless stunt

Unable to get into Gaza, young person of leisure Greenhouse Grotter has been polluting canals in Venice with green dye as her latest bit of attention-seeking.

Know the face

Who was that being a drunk in a Xmas episode of Maigret last night? Our old mate Van der Valk before he became a copper in Amsterdam!

Disorder comes naturally

The far-Left Corbynstein Party had a pleasingly chaotic first ever conference in Liverpool. There was a boycott by the co-founder and accusations of attempts to purge the wrong sort of Lefties!
    Yet Mr. Corbynstein remains confident of building a broad Leftie movement.

Bad people everywhere

Scotland’s First Meenister has felt the need to defend those who fly Saltire and Union flags as a display of patriotism. As has become common south of the border, the far-Left in Scotland are trying to ban national flags for their own devious purposes and in the causes of exclusion and division. Which is not exactly encouraging.

No truth nowhere

1. Lest we forget, the Fantasist said last year: “I’m really clear, I’m not coming back with more borrowing and more taxes.”
    Amazing what you think you can get away with if you don’t live in the real world.
2. Is it news that the lying Fantasist is lying about not lying about the state of the economy and the non-existent Brown Hole before the budget?
    Hardly. We do have a Labour government.

Surplus

Someone else we can do without is the chairman of the BierBC if he and other board members thought that it was okay to smear President Trump with a doctored video shown on Panorama and that they could get away with it.

Another picture

The twittish Tory party chairman got a booting for claiming that a badge sporting Reform UK’s year of birth (2018) looks like one issued to Nazi party original members in 1933.
    Well, they’re both round . . .
    That’s about as far as the resemblance goes.

It’s what Labour does

Is it news that Serbia Smarmer is lying to us with claims that his lying Fantasist didn’t lie to us every time she opened her mouth in the run-up to her disastrously dishonest Budget?
    We just have to ask ourselves, “What else does he do?” to get to the truth of the matter.

Not impressed

A newspaper picture of what was described as a watch that cost £400,000 showed something rather less than wonderful. The hands just merge with the mass of bits and pieces of mechanism behind them.
    But if you’re a billionaire, you can always get a minion to tell you what time it is.

Something else he’d fail at

Bier Smarmer would make a lousy secret agent. His ‘secret’ meetings with Chinese officials about their mega-spy centre and torture chamber in the heart of London are being reported by news services practically as they happen.

In the DNA?

What happens when the Office for Budgie Responsibility reveals that the tax-dodging Fantasist has been lying about a huge Brown Hole in the nation’s accounts for months and no tax rises were needed in her disastrous budget?
    Nothing.
    We have a Labour government which treats dishonesty as its gold-standard.
p.s. How did the OBR manage to publish its assessment before the budget was done in the Commons? One popular theory is that someone Shirking from Abroad got the time difference wrong and put it on the OBR webside an hour early.
    The alternative is that the leaky Fantasist and her dishonest PM made the OBR do it to take some of the focus off what they knew would be a disastrous budget.

Milipede-scale madness

Electricity from the Hinkley Point C nuclear power station will be made ridiculously expensive by the Enviromint Agency and National England. Their scams to prevent fish from being sucked into the cooling system will cost £700,000,000.
    All to save ONE salmon every 12 years and ONE trout every 30 years. All paid for by the end-product’s customers, of course. No wonder Hinkley’s electricity will cost twice as much as that from similar plants in France and Finland.

Not all of them are

I noticed in an article about the company that owns the Daily Mail and other newspapers adding the Telegraph to its collection the comment: “The role of trusted media has never been more important.”
    Was this a sly dig at the scandal enshrouded BierBC?

Mythmaking?

The newspaper scribe Jenni Murray was blaming her fat jabs for suddenly seeing flashes of light. But one of my correspondents, who doesn’t need to slim, experienced the same thing decades ago.
    He was told it was a detached vitreous body in the eye bashing the retina and the light flashes were a response to the impacts. And in most cases, such as his, no damage is done and the flashes stop as mysteriously as they began.

Credibility Chasm

The Culture Sec. is making noises about not letting the inflation based rise in the BBC licence tax go ahead next year. But she has a major problem. She’s a member of a Labour government which is setting world records for telling lies when money is concerned.

23,000 fantasies

The Govester joined in President Boris’ condemnation of the Chinese plague ‘inquiry’; that’s the one that failed to consider where the virus came from and were lock-ins worth it?
    Mr. Gove took issue with the judge’s use of a number from a professor whose deaths projection model was condemned as unreliable as it failed to be inclusive enough of measures which had been put in place to limit the spread of the plague.
    Meanwhile, the rest of us are wondering why the ‘inquiry’ dragged on for so long when others abroad were done and dusted years ago.

Weasel Words

“Of course, it is impossible to blame xxx for yyy” [but we government minions will continue to do so].

Not much cop

Airport lounges have been given a booting by the consumer guide Which?. Only a third got 3 or more stars out of 5. Drab and overpriced was the main conclusion.
    Some start the day as they mean to go on – scruffy and crumb-sprinkled. Airport bars and restaurants give better VFM.

Alternative attention grabber

We’ve been told by familiar faces like Dave the ex-Leader that prostate screening cancer is vital. But if the test on offer isn’t reliable and given the state of the NHS’s management, a national screening programme is bound to be come a notional screening shambles at huge expense to the taxpayer very quickly.
    Could this be the reason why the government is trying to deflect attention from a disastrous budget by kicking this can down the road and generating a row about it?

No chance

Smarmer’s Army continued to pretend that it will build a million and a half new homes during this Parliament. But the construction industry is having to rely more and more on the efforts of pensioners whilst Labour pays able-bodied youngsters to Lurk @ Home.
    And then there are all the government attempts to kill off oldies to reduce the state pensions bill . . .

Proof

We are definitely being short-changed by the Legend channel over episodes of The Professionals. On Wednesday, we got series 3 episode 2. On Thursday, there was teenage football in the slot. On Friday (today), it’s series 3 episode 6. Where’s the rest?

On his knees to enemies again

MI5 thinks it’s a dreadful idea; borderline treason? The local council doesn’t want the Chinese mega-spy-centre in the middle of London for the more accessible reason that it will cause traffic chaos. Which is something that the Sultan of Sell-Out, Never Here Bier, knows nothing about.
    So much for his aimless bragging about robustly protecting national interests.

Deluded, or what!

Serbia Smarmer reckons he will be prime monster until he calls it a day in 2034, when he expects to hand the job over to some other mug who’s just as UseLEZ. In your dreams, matie!

More from Mr. Useless

What use are the Environment Agency and Cherwell District Council in Oxfordshire? None at all if they ignored reports of waste dumped on a 4-acre site to avoid the landfill tax – now £126/tonne but about to be raised by the Fantasist.
    £25 million is the guesstimate for clearing the site. No surprise nothing was done if Edstone Milipede is the Enviromint Sec.

Due to a weak prime minister . . .

Wholesale energy prices (gas) are down 4% but Ofgem is giving its customers a price cap rise present for Christmas. Why? To pay for Edstone ‘300 quid off your bill’ Milipede’s insane Nett Zero scams.
    All down to a prime monster who is scared to sack him and put someone less looney into the job.

Good point

A Daily Disaster reader pointed out that politicians want a cashless society so that anyone who objects to their abuses can be effectively debanked into a neutralized non-person.

Really?

 How to get a good fake news story going – chuck the middle bit of the newspaper into the recycling bin and gaze in wonder at a page from the news section which is opposite an unrelated page in the sports section.

 

Wot next?

Theatre companies are in a relentless competition to offer the daftest and most obvious trigger warnings about their products.
    What tops a warning about scenes of hardship in a play based on David Copperfield by Charles Dickens? How about a warning that balloon animals are used in a show!

No foot wear

A drop in the sales of fancy trainers is being taken as further proof that Labour is creating a vast army of jobless youngsters. Things are expected to get much worse in the wake of Reeves Budget #2, the sequel.

More law

If you steal £90,000 from your ancient grandfather, do you go to gaol? Not if you plead ‘spoilt brat syndrome’.

Form for it

It should be no surprise to anyone that Serbia Smarmer picked a fantasist for the Exchequer job. When Director of Public Prostitutions, Serbia and deluded police accomplices blew tons of our money on trying to stitch up Conservative politicians and entertainers for child abuse and murder by believing the testimony of criminal fantasists. Who went to gaol, unlike Serbia and his accomplices.

Politics in action

If the regime in the Untied States denies that the 28-point wish-list surrender ultimatum issued by President Trump was the work of Put’n’s puppeteers, does that mean it actually is?
    Given that the usual political reaction to the truth is to deny it if inconvenient, we know what we believe.
p.s. Trump has said that the Ukrainians show zero gratitude for this betrayal. But why would they be grateful for being sold down the river?

More sound and helpless fury

‘Andrew ignores summons to US’ read the headline. Which is his right as a Britisch citizen.
    It’s all very well for attention-seeking minions of the House Oversight Committee to jump up and down and stomp their little feet, but no one on this side of the pond has to take any notice of them.

Not fair!

We’ve been severely short-changed of episodes of The Professionals; Bonker and Donker; by the Legend channel. I’ve been told that Donker refused to allow repeats – to the great financial disadvantage of Gordon Jackson, who was Mr. Cowley.
    His excuse was that he was trying to be a serious thespian and he didn’t want people remembering this past part.
    A dodgy conspiracy theory for the present age would be that he’s doing it again.

Vaguely like justice

How about 10 years for each of the 31 charges against the bloke who drove his car into a Liverpool FC victory parade and bashed 130 people?
    The sentences to be served consecutively to keep him behind bars for at least a couple of years despite Labour’s ‘let them get away with it’ culture.

Wot responsibility

The Office for Budgie Responsibility has trumped the Fantasist of the Exchequer’s series of leaks by publishing a response to her Budget on Mr. Internet half an hour before she unloaded it on the Commons. No surprises on offer, just more taxes to pay bribes to Labour’s core voters and the £69 billion Brown Hole in her accounts is all the fault of Brexit and the Tories.

Think of a number – 23,000

£200 million. That’s what was blown on the ‘inquiry’ into the government’s handling of the Chinese plague epidemic. About all it achieved was to give former PM Boris Johnson a chance to use his newspaper page to tell us how badly wrong the judge got things, especially on the ishue of lockdowns.
    She wanted more of them when the evidence from abroad is that they were less than effective.
    She is also being accused to having the verdict all ready to go before the show actually began.

No mystery

The Commons Education Committee wants to know why children are reading less, and it wants input from experts. Which will be a waste of time and our money as everyone in the real world knows that kids spend their time messing about with phones and looking at trash and misinformation on the internet.

Putin the ‘rat’ into deliberate

Beir Smarmer, a ’uman rights lawyer, is deliberately depriving military veterans of their rights under the Euro Covention of ’Uman Rights by treating them worse than terrorists.
    Labour governments let the IRA get away with it and throw veterans into the clutches of terrorist-supporting lawyers and courts in Northern Ireland. Wunderbar.

Just inevitable

Why did YouGov bother with doing a poll on the state of the economy? 4% think it’s doing okay and 80% think it’s bad or very bad? No surprise there. After all, we do have a Labour government.
p.s. Is the Fantasist somewhat schizophrenic if she describes her own budget leaks and kite-flying as ‘unhelpful’?

Job being done

Bier Smarmer is well on the way to creating his Island of Strangers. Brits are leaving the UK in record numbers and being replaced with foreign scroungers; also in record numbers.
    Then there’s the betrayal of former soldiers and the free passes for IRA terrorists. And so it goes on and on.

How long really?

A former leader of UKIP/Reform in Wales has been sentenced to 10 years in gaol for taking sackloads of cash from Put’nstan to make speeches supporting the attack on Ukraine and to use to subvert other UK MPs and MEPs.
    But how many of those 10 years will he actually spend behind bars in Labour’s discount culture?
    A couple? A couple and a half?
    Or will there be an appeal that gets him off if Put’nstan is ruled not an enemy state, as China was?

Selective rejoicing

Lotz of NFL activity to come on Thursday, as it’s their Thanksgiving. That’s when the puppetmasters in Put’nstan give thanks for being able so effortlessly to get President Trump to bash the Ukrainians on their behalf with ‘his’ ultimatum.

Not me, Gov

Another Labour minister, another housing ‘error’ in his favour. The Defence Sec. has joined the Rachel Thieves & Angrier Robot Club by underpaying the council tax due on his second home for a couple of years.

Betrayal on betrayal

Why does the government let China have a free hand with its spying? Because Thievin has made such a hash of the economy that Serbia Smarmer thinks he can’t afford to offend the Chinese, even though our trade with China is unimportant and there’s no chance they will bale us out.
    That’s why MI5 keeps complaining about not being able to do its job and the Brits who spy for China get away with it through government knobbling of the prosecution.
    And then there’s that mega-embassy that China wants to build over centres of vital and sensitive electronic traffic with a built-in dungeon and torture suite . . .

Dustbowl

What the Chicago Bears desperately need to do is hoover their pitch. Clouds of dust at every impact from feet or flying bodies. Maybe they could get the bouncy bird from the ever-on watch advert to do the job.
    She looks like she has more than enough energy to tackle an NFL pitch – plus the end zones and the sidelines. As long as one of the serial killer candidates doesn’t get her!

Not all bad

All the Budget kite-flying by a clueless Labour government has done a huge favour to quick-witted Opposition parties.
    Both the Conservatives and Reform have been able to cherry-pick the really catastrophic policies to build a vision of Britain on its knees; beyond rescue by the IMF; and blame it all on the Fantasist and Bier Smarmer, the bloke who put a clueless rank amateur in charge of the Exchequer.

One road to a Peace Prize

Hand over a 28-point list of the Kremlin’s concessions for an end to the campaign of mass murder against Ukraine. Then tell Ukraine it’s on its own and toast if it doesn’t agree to the lot by next Thursday.
    Could someone be in the pocket of Put’n’s puppeteers?

A little known fact

ADHD actually stands for antidiuretic hormone disorder, a condition which reduces the capacity of the kidneys to store water and increases the frequency of the need to urinate.

Maybe he is some use, after all

Uncle Bier Smarmer has been a politician long enough for the rest of us to figure out he’s as honest as short is long. Which means that anyone who tries to claim he ain’t is a crook. Which could be an argument for keeping Bier in No. 10 until all the crooks have been spotted.
    What a terrible thought!

Death from below!

Something to scare the pantz off Shirk @ Homers: radioactive radon gas seeping up from decaying uranium ore beneath their house!
    There’s a lot of it about and even if the local council knows about it, Shirkers can’t rely on being warned.

Don’t mess with delusions?

A study in 2012 got professors in the USA to rate a fictional CV for a science job, which was labelled either John or Jennifer as the name of the applicant. The ‘males’ got the majority vote.
    Doing the study again this year got a majority for the ‘female’ applicants. The human behaviour industry is not amused by this debunking of the presence of an anti-female bias in science.

No surprise

The COP-out in Brazil has gone to the expected destination. The usual suspects in Africa, etc., are rattling their begging bowls for donations, which will usually be stolen by the regime rather than used to improve the lot of their unfortunate subjects.
    And the countries which are producing the carbon dioxide about which the climate spivs are yelling weren’t at the charade and they won’t be contributing.

Cryptic crossword offering

Q: bulbs used during cooking (5)
A: light (especially on a dark day)

Form for it

Birmingham’s Labour council, which has driven the city into bankruptcy, fell out with its binmen, they went on indefinite strike and the city’s streets filled up with rubbish.
    Now, the council has fallen out with the agency workers, who have been doing the binmanship. Back to blocked streets again.

Sound & Fury

The experts have analyzed the Home Sec.’s plans to do something about industrial scale abuse of the asylum system. The verdict is that there will be lotz of talk and Labour ranting, and little of anything of use achieved.
    After all, the government is Labour, which doesn’t do achievement. The number of gangs smashed by Serbia Smarmer and his former Home Sec. Pixie Balls tells us that.

Lost cause

If the government pays compenbloodysation [i.e. our cash] to a Turkish criminal because wearing a 24-hour electronic tag made the criminal feel distressed, then there is no hope for Smarmer’s Army.
    Not that there ever was much hope before this latest legal outrage was exposed.

Today’s Questions:

1. How do they get away with BLACK Friday? Do they have to chain up all the wonks in a cellar somewhere to suppress all the yells of rachelism?
2. How can a Friday last for weeks rather than the customary 24 hours?

Get-out clause?

Response to a headline in a newspaper about to go into the blue recycling bin: The government’s digital I.D card scam might allow people to pick their own gender but it can’t make others go along with an obvious fantasy as it deprives them of their ’uman bluddy right to live in the real world.

Not me, Gov.

“That move is not allowed,” said the indignant on-screen message from the laptop’s operating system during a game of Solitaire.
    To which my reply is: “Don’t tell me, tell the cat who just took a stroll across the keyboard.”

No friend, he

What exactly is President Trump getting out of ordering Ukraine to hand over as much of the country as the backstage spivs controlling Put’n can swallow up? We should be told.

Fallout

Bespoke tailoring looks like becoming a thing of the past thanks to fat jabs. Firms are complaining that customers are changing shape radically between fittings and creating crisis decisions between alterations and a complete rebuild from scratch.

Two of a kind

In depth observation of Put’n the Poisoner has revealed that like Serbia Smarmer, he’s not really in charge of anything. Like Smarmer, he does some strutting on the world stage but he never makes any decisions.
    They are on offer, as with Smarmer, only after he’s back in his bubble and the people really in charge have decided what serves their bank balances best.
    This is not going down well with the myth-makers, who are trying to book a place in history for Put’n as an autocratic mass murderer who puts the likes of Uncle Joe Stalin to shame. And who makes the Great Train Robbers looks like rank amateurs.

Today’s observation

If you see someone wearing an AMERICA FIRST baseball cap, there’s a good chance that you’ll get the real message if you subtract ‘arica’ from the first word.

Bonanza time

Crooked councils are expected to make a bomb out of speeding fines over the Xmas period. Notwork Rail has 32 days of work on tracks planned and train services will vanish or be subject to long delays.
    This will leave anyone who needs to be elsewhere on the roads if they have a car, or stuck at home and doing Xmas on the internet if they don’t.

Things can only get worser

A Budget that lightens the load on households and businesses and reform of the wealth-gobbling public sector will require leadership, a former Bank of England guru reckons.
    Sadly, we have a Labour government and Serbia Smarmer as PM, and a Fantasist for Chancellor. So we’re screwed, basically.

Weather woes

Eco-grief is making people take to drink and drugs, a government agency reckons. Talk of climate emergencies and news stories about floods and general media hype; especially that on the internet; is leaving 7% of the people in the agency’s study unhinged.

Argy-bargy shambles

The Labour party is building on its reputation for time-wasting. We have a Home Sec. talking tough about migration and Lord Squirmer, the looney-Left et al telling us it ain’t gonna happen if it takes cash out of the pockets of lawyers.
    As you’d expect, Two Tier Bier Smarmer has a foot in both camps.

Stop panicking!

Voting Reform into control of some councils has had an obvious benefit – undeclaring the bogus climate emergency imposed by ecospivs. Millions of pounds not wasted and ousted Labourites are furious because of it.

Something to say

“What’s your problem, mate?” Tone: aggressive.
    “Optic myapathy**. What’s your problem?” Tone: off-hand.
** Something I noticed in the recovery period after being in hospital in the middle of the year. The muscles that make your  eyes focus according to where you’re looking; close to, middle distance and distance; get lazy and seeing things in detail can be a struggle.

Trust him to get it totally wrong

London’s Sadgeek mayor is getting a richly deserved booting over his claim that there are no grooming gangs in the London area.
    Not so, says the Met Commissioner.
    His minions are looking at 9,000 cases of past child abuse and they are expected to identify two to three thousand cases where grooming gangs were involved but no charges were laid.

Trust them to get it wrong

Pay 40 or 50 grand, or even more, for an electric or hybrid car and what do you get? Wonky on-board technology, in some cases. That’s gadgets which report a 10 mph speed limit sign as a licence to do 70 mph and 30 signs as offering 80.
    They also do the reverse, interpreting a 50 sign as 5 mph and slamming on the brakes unexpectedly.
    “Eyes on the road and signs, not gadgets”, is the best the manufacturers can offer.

One way to do it

How cunning of the Fantasist of the Exchequer to offer a ‘smor gasboard’ of tax changes in her budget. As no one knows what the expression means, no one can accuse her of sharp practice.

Well, they would

Trade unions and Labour MPs want Sir R. Gibb removed from the board of governors of the BierBC.
    What crime did the former communications director for PM TheRazor May commit? They blame him for the report which exposed the ‘impartial’ Beeb’s duplicitous editing of the Trump Capitol speech to create a false impression of what Mr President actually said.

All out all the time

Bosses of the BMA trade union are finding it difficult to stock picket lines with juvenile doctors. Lots of them choose to stay at home or actually turn up for work as an alternative to standing in the rain on a cold day.
    Undeterred, the union bosses are planning monthly strikes to force the Health Sec. Wee Streeting, to cave in to their latest demand for another 30%.

Worth about 10p?

Following on from the offer to ten tons of old rope as a work of art worth a million quid, an enterprising pseudo-artist is believed to be collecting the kites which were flown about her budget by the Fantasist of the Exchequer and subsequently crashed and burned.
[Not going to be very big, the heap, is it? Ed.]

Up-mountain trek

The Home Sec.’s attempts to reform the asylum system look like running into a brick wall of Labour MPs who want to pretend that foreign economic migrants and scroungers need asylum and a free ride.
    That’s usually MPs who depend on the votes of in-comers to ride the gravy train.

Consolidation

Maybe it’s time to dispense with a lot of the initials and replace ADHD and all the similars with a single category. CBBSW would sum them up nicely; Can’t Be Bothered, So What?

Pointless gesture

How much influence does the boss of British Gas have? He’s warned that the Milipede Nett Zero 100% green energy will be unaffordable. Anyone listening? Nope?
    So that’s another Nett Zero, influencewise.

Chalk and concrete

Using Denmark as a source of ideas for dealing with illegals is a bad idea, some are claiming; with some justification. Denmark has a government which wants to look after the interests of the Danish people. We have a Labour government, which is pretty much the exact opposite as far as our interests are concerned.

Inhuman Rights?

Had to happen. We’re being told that getting rid of weeds to tidy up a garden is a Bad Thing. It’s killing. It’s denying unwanted plants their rights to inclusion, diversity, etc. It’s shameful discrimination against weeds in favour of the plants selected by the gardener, which could become a hanging offence, if the fans of the likes of Japanese knotweed get their way.

Growing up too fast

Mr. Internet is getting a booting from dermatologists over kids imitating skinfluencers and slapping adult beauty products all over their tiny selves.
    Mental ’elf ishues and triggering allergic reactions and other skin conditions are the main concerns.

No contradiction

1. The BierBC holds itself to the highest editorial standards.
2. Unfortunately, that highest height is about knee-high to an ant. Which explains why two separate doctored versions of the Trump Capitol speech were broadcast; one in June 2022 and the next two years later in October 2024.
3. These standards also apply to Serbia Smarmer, who stands accused of clearing his chief of staff of toxic briefings against other Labour bods and ministers after Mr. McSweetie sed he din’t do it.

More justice tiers

There is a world of difference between censorship and obliging the news nedia to report accurately and to refrain from creating and/or passing on fake news. But, it seems, the distinction can’t be applied if President Trump is involved.

Elser where . . .

What’s this week’s NFL hilites grotty ad on ViewTube? Some fat bird with ants in her pantz who lets a smart watch run her life.

Past blaster

It’s right, you know. Back in the good old days when Mr. Cowley was in charge of his CI5 Professionals, police car sirens really did say: “Nee-nah, nee-nah.”

Elsewhere .

Something else on offer for what could end up at a million quid is a pocket watch, which was found on the body of one of the passengers who didn’t get off the RMS Titanic and drowned.
    The watch is described as having stopped at 2:21, the time at which the liner sank. Cynics might be left wondering if its winder wasn’t twiddled a bit somewhere along the way . . .

Which one?

There are so many kwikbux adverts during NFL hilites on ViewTube that we find ourselves trying to decide which of the blokes in them looks most like a serial killer.
    Well, it’s something to do until the opportunity to cut the tedious ad short appears. This and Fleabag Prime are now officially as tedious as the extinct elephant.

Okay if you can get it

“There will always be a mug” seems to be a sound principle in the art world.
    Cue a bloke who thinks a ten-ton heap of carefully cleaned old rope is worth a million quid.

Unsurprising

It has been calculated that the juvenile doctors’ strike will cost the NHS £250 million, which it can’t afford to waste.

Communications Technology? Ha!

An email arrives from Mr. Giordano, the wine supplier, to say your order is out for delivery and there’s a tracking link. Click on the link and you end up at the Yodel website, which tells you that the order is still at the shipper, i.e. Giordano, for days.
    Despite the internet and emails and all that, one gets the distinct impression that the best indicator of when your order will arrive remains someone ringing your front doorbell.

Totally just making up the numbers?

It’s interesting to note that the Tory appointee to the BierBC board is deemed to be capable of inflicting all sorts of evil on the Beeb whilst the Welsh Nationalist and Labour stooges on the board are unmentionable by politicians and the Beeb, and completely invisible to far-Left agitaters.

F.O.I.A.

A lefty think tank has actually come up with a good idea!! It wants ‘shrinkflation’ labels on products which now offer less for the same old price. Big and prominent to warn potential buyers that they are being ripped off.

Consistent but nothing else

The Fantasist of the Exchequer is doing a 100% job on the Britisch economy. Having undermined the foundations with her first budget, she is about to spray weedkiller on any green shoots of recovery with her second budget, building on unemployment now up at 5% and jobs disappearing at the rate of 1,000 per month. Her strategy seems to be to fly as many kites as possible and count the death threats to decide which to abandon.

A spot of logic

If the BierBC is a treasured institution, maybe it needs to be treated like pirate treasure and buried somewhere remote and inaccessible.

That day again!

Grey Cup 112 was played in Winnipeg. The RoughRiders foiled the Alouette opener with a pick. Almost one the other way! RR punt instead for a rouge, 1-0. Punt, punt. A bomb pass got the Als close, Charge on 3rd & goal from the RR 1, 1-7. The Riders came back in Q2, only to go out on downs at the MA 4.
    Nope, DPI by the Als, replay the down from the MA 1. Charge! 8-7. Another RR drive to the red zone. TD! 15-7. And a pick by the Riders of a Fail Mary to close the first half.
    A good return of the Q3 kick off got the RR into the Montreal half, a pass play taken to the MA 1, TD Charge!, 22-7. A pick in the 9th minute by the RR went . . . to the first FG, 25-7. Red zone for the Als, on to a TD, 25-14.
    In Q4, the Als were close again, FG, 25-17 at half-way. One back for the RR missed and was returned. A huge pass play by the Als, on to the RR 3; where they coughed the ball up!! Punt by the Riders with a minute left.  A 3rd & 10 made by the Als with 6 seconds left.
    A pass to the end zone at 0:00 from midfield bounced off RoughRider hands to go incomplete. The 112th Grey Cup goes to the team from Regina, Susquatchuan.

Redefine poverty, prove any old rubbish

There is no evidence that the 2-child limit on state benefits has thrust half a million kids into destitution. Which means that Serbia Smarmer abolishing the cap is just one more instance of Labour’s policy of Bashing Britain’s Prosperity.
p.s. ‘relative poverty’ – is that compared to a rich uncle?
p.p.s. If the Fantasist kite-crasher Reeves has dug a £70 billion Brown Hole in the nation’s finances, how much deeper will the U-turn on child benefit take it?

Counterblasts

● “What we’re seeing is . . . fear of the truth,” said Nicro Binbag at his most pompous. Is that why the BierBC doesn’t do truth all that often?
● A Labour minister came up with the BierBC ‘tells the story of who we are’. But she failed to mention that the ‘we’ included ravening hordes of the ludicrous Left, climate criminals and all sorts of similars.

Medicine madhouse

On the one hand, we’re being told that the strike by juvenile doctors will snaffle £240,000,000 from the NHS budget, a lot of it going to gap-filler consultants and locums, and there will have to be cut-backs in front-line staff and services.
    On the other hand, we have the quango NHS England busy encouraging patients to continue to come forward for care. Which they won’t get.

There’s a thought

What’s the word for the bias at the BierBC? Systemic? Endemic? Epidemic? Institutional? This could be the basis for a BierBC quiz show of the sort that most people ignore.
p.s. Giving us ‘blistering’ transformed into ‘blustering’ involves just one small typo and the ‘inadvertent’ alibi. Another category for the show?

She just don’t get it

No wonder they call her the Fantasist of the Exchequer if Thievin thinks a government spending vast amounts of money is increasing growth and productivity when the cash is hoovered out of the wealth-creating private sector to blow on the wealth-consuming (and Labour paymaster) public sector.
    Still, she can always blame her ludicrous handling of the economy Bier, on the bloke who thought she could do the job.

All flash and no bang

It tells you rather a lot about our wonderful Labour government that its risible one in, one out palaver with France is seen as a ‘flagship’ deal. Especially with the ‘outers’ becoming ‘back inners’ a few days later.
    Where do they get the cash for another small boat trip across the Channel? There’s a lot of silence on that ishue.

More Bias, Bier?

Serbia Smarmer might thinks attacks on his useless government are ‘unacceptable’ but they are perfectly acceptable to everyone else when the assaults are full justified.

With friends like them . . .

Who is leaping to the BierBC’s defence over President Trump’s threat to sue over Panorama's malicious edit? A. Campbell, Iraq dodgy dossier confecter and E. Davey, Trivial party Post Office minister who let the Horizon Horror Happen on his watch.

Spot on

You know what, that Armed Services veteran who said the sacrifice of the glorious dead wasn’t worth the society we have now is exactly right.
    A world which thinks apologies are necessary before TV shows made in the last quarter of the 20th century isn’t worth serving or saving.
    The only consolation is that when the Russians and/or the Chinese take over, they’ll become as badly contaminated as we are now. And serves the buggers right for seeking domination of a world that isn’t worth anything much.

Another Observation

“How can we trust the BierBC after this?” is countered by: “Not that we trusted it before ‘this’ as there have been too many past cases of ‘this’ to support the usual ‘inadvertent’ alibi.”
    Blame it on Brexit and climate change?

Someone else needing to be sued?

Is it evil libel on the furniture supplier Ikea to compare Serbia Smarmer to the items they sell? There is a clear implication of flogging goods known to be shoddy.

Time to be amazed

An employment tribunal judge has ruled that publishing views critical of Islam is protected under the Equalities Act (2010).
    F.O.I.A.
    But will this ruling survive a final hearing of the plaintiff’s discrimination claim in February? Or will the wonks triumph?

Mugs Again

Why are British troops being sent to Belgium to defend its airports from Russian-bought drone attacks? So that the Belgian government can waste lots of cash on indulgences rather than defending the country’s interests?

Nothing useful to do?

Will the Global Day of Achtung demanded by the COP-outs who weren’t invited to the do in Brazil include China, India and the Untied States of America?
    Or will they just do what they normally do and take no bloody notice?
    One guess.

Total garbage from desperates

Smarmer’s dependents in the Commons have come up with an interesting scare story. If the really looney Lefties boot him out of the party leadership, there will have to be a general election. Which is BS.
    What isn’t BS is that most of them will lose their cushy job.
    The mess is being labelled as a crude attempt to generate sympathy for a UseLEZ PM.
p.s. It’s all very well for Wee Streeting, the target of the botoxic briefings, to claim he’s not a traitor, but that’s exactly what a traitor would say. Case not closed.

One we didn’t need

Winter Storm Clawdia ripped up yesterday to give us the worst day of the year thus far. No floods here but wet and windy all day long and the Mansion cat, who spent long periods outdoors on Thursday, didn’t even think about going out on Friday.

An observation

Could Lord Pally be persuaded to cough up some glasses so that the likes of Nicro Binbag at the BierBC can see what’s going on under their noses?

Other ways to blow the mind

What do you get during episodes of Star Trek on Legend? Ads for Adjustable Bed Socks and the weird Aldi notion that Xmas is controlled by carrot-shaped aliens.

Shock-horror

Supermarket sushi doesn’t contain any raw fish, an investigation has found. Salmon toppings for the imported Australian(!!) rice is smoked or cured and just made to look raw ’coz Brits don’t do disgusting raw fish and cooking or curing kills bacteria. And there’s more chicken sushi than fish sushi sold here.

Wonky calculator?

A government panic attack has resulted in the books being fiddled so that the Thievin Brown Hole in the accounts is only £68.5 billion rather than £70 billion and she doesn’t have to trash a manifesto pledge by shoving up income tax and risk being lynched by outraged customers.

Ministerial Quality

One senior member of Smarmer’s Army reckons that Bier is one of only two people alive who have won a general election for Labour and it would be madness to have a leadership contest after only 17 months. Which is utter garbage.
    We got the present shower due to ‘Vote Reform, Get Labour’. Never-Here-Bier has shown himself to be idle, dishonest, freebie grabbing and addicted to posturing abroad. And tony b. liar was just as dishonest as Bier, which tells us what to expect from any Labour PM.
    And all that’s on offer as a replacement is another deadleg. e.g. Edstone Milipede, the Labour rank & file hero.

Well deserved

No surprise that the energy ‘regulator’ Ofgem is getting a booting for being as UseLEZ as the water mob Oftwat having presided over the demise of 31 cheap, cheerful and collapsible energy suppliers.
    The cuteness/irrelevance of the company name has always been a good indicator of a lack of stickability.

Today’s Thought

Q: Does Labour have a Plan B, especially for what happens after they dump Serbia Smarmer?
A: They don’t even have a Plan A. They couldn’t be arsed to do any planning before they fell into government and they don’t need to do any with 5 years of milking the taxpayer on offer.

Shameless Bier

No surprise that Smarmer’s EFU reset deal involved coughing up more money to the Euro-parasites. The latest Brexit betrayal involved paying into the EFU regional levelling-up fund. Something which is 100% grab and Nett Zero return as far as the UK is concerned.

One way to do it

Strikes by unionized doctors are expected to relieve some of the pressure on the NHS by killing off thousands of customers, especially elderly ones, during the coming winter flu season.
    Whether or not the UDs will expect a bonus for this service has yet to be revealed.

It’s the fantasy season?

In the wake of the 7-minute burglary at the Louvre in Paris, English Heritage has put its people in Wiltshire on high alert and it’s giving them hostile reconnaissance training.
    Someone at the top is worried about blaggers strolling off with 25-ton slabs of stone from Stonehenge!

Another one

The A.I editor at the Daily Disaster strikes again. The system that gave us supery-acht, seat-anker and vide-ophone as line-ending hyphenations has come up with takeo-ver.

More things

.The justice minister, S. Sackman, reckons the justice system will be different in a decade or so when A.I makes it faster, fairer and more ethical.
    Also dafter, more arbitrary and an even bigger waste of money when the cost of correcting plain stoopid decisions is added on?

Things to come?

.Fuel prices per litre at our local Esso site are 136.9p for petrol and 144.9p for diesel. They’ve both gone up by 4p recently, which I thought was excessive. Until I came across a photograph in an archive.
    In July 2022, the prices were 189.9p and 199.9p. Is this where we’re heading after the Fantasist of the Exchequer has boosted inflation with this month’s Budget?

Severely beaten brows

.China has found that threatening to cut off access to its fee-paying students is a great way to force a UK university to drop human rights research into the Chinese practice of using slave labour from disapproved-of minorities.
    It took a threat of legal action to force Sheffield Hallam U. to do a U-turn and reinstate a cancelled course.

The reputation is there

He pretends that what he says carries weight and it’s unlikely that he gets that we know he’s just going through the motions. Thus when someone as dishonest as Serbia Smarmer tells us that the BierBC doesn’t do fake news, the automatic assumption is that this is more Smarmer fake news.

Today’s Question

Would one H-bomb dropped on the site of the COP-out rally of scroungers in Brazil have rid the world of 99% of the climate hippocrites? There’s an extremely good chance that it would have.

More Politics

The Prevent scheme, which is supposed to clamp down on extremists in the bud, is getting a booting for concentrating on extreme-Right fantasies instead of Islamist extremism.
    Politicized officials who are trying to avoid being called rachelist by nasty people are responsible for this.

No secret on The Island of Strangers

Why isn’t the Bank of England cutting its base rate? Because the Fantasist of the Exchequer is stoking inflation with her tax grabs and making sure it can’t sink to the BoE target of 2%. Simple.

Expression of repression

Iran is looking for a place in the Guinness Book of Records as the nose-job capital of the world. Having a bandaged conk is a status symbol there, especially for women who are obliged to shroud their body leaving just the face exposed.
    Having had a nose-job whether you needed it or not is a sign that you have pots of money. And, no doubt, there are Nose Police who slap huge penalties on those who display bandages without having had anything done under them.

Not terribly

Are we reassured by Serbia Smarmer assuring us that his team at Downing Street is ‘united’ in a toxic culture?

An argument that doesn’t work

Critics of Reform UK are saying that the party doesn’t have the experience in its ranks to form a government or be the official Opposition. But so what?
    The Labour party has spent 16 months demonstrating its lack of competence and it clearly came to power without a plan or a sense of direction. [one of use to the country, that is]
    Just the same story as the critics are yelling about Reform. Which invites us to accept that Uselessness is the New Normal.

Absolute Wisdom

 ● Logic dictates that if you have no standards at all then you can’t have double standards as twice nothing is still nothing.

What they won’t tell us

● Should the BierBC chairman be sacked for not sacking Davie and Turness, the Fake News Two, before they resigned?
● Do resident doctors have to live at a hospital to avoid being fined under the Trades Descriptions Act?
● Why isn’t the boss of Ofcom getting the boot for allowing the BierBC get away with its fake news and biases for . . .  ever?
● And for claiming joining together two parts of a Trump speech made an hour apart on the occasion was ‘inadvertent’ rather than malicious?
● And for ignoring the Prescott Report on BierBC scandals for months?

No relief here

The police in Scotland are following the lead of their counterparts in Wales, who are using drones to hung down and arrest criminals and teenage gangsters who use e-bikes and e-scooters.
    No danger of this happening in England, where the Labour lot is trying to reduce the voting age to include all teenagers, the criminals included.

The fist in your pocket

The Grabbing Doctors will be at it again for five days – going out on strike and to hell with the customers. Looks like they expect another 30% pay rise over the next 3 years and they think a Labour government will be mug enough to hand it over.

Dumping the blame where it belongs

Was the licence to spread fake news; the one used so vigorously by the BierBC, granted by Thievin Reeves? Has our Fantasist of the Exchequer’s steady output of lies with no danger of the sack convinced the BierBC’s bosses that truth no longer matters?
    Certainly looks like it.
p.s. Has Thievin given up trying or was she always not bovvered about doing a proper job?

The select few

Royals only on the BierBC lunchtime news on Armistice Day. Betraying Labour politicians were kept off the screen whilst the sacrifices of members of the Armed Services were remembered.
    No wonder some veterans are now asking if those sacrifices were worth it, given the state of the country today and a government eager to let the IRA rewrite history.

The medium’s message

“The BierBC must fight to be allowed to continue to broadcast fake news.” Is that what we’re now being told?

What they do

Hammy Lammy, or maybe Ludicrous Lammy, is getting a booting for trying to hide another prison escape scandal and a Labour scam for reducing prison numbers.
    The scam involves putting dangerous criminals in an open prison and doing a cover-up when they walk out.

Land-scar

The alleged Education Sec. is to abolish Tory changes that raised teaching standards. She plans to discard reading, writing and arithemtic in favour of Mickey Mouse subjects, teaching kids to parrot climate criminal garbage and the Labour party’s Diversity, Inversion and Exclusion agenda. Wunderbar.
    “Creating a landmark in the same sense that a bomb crater is one,” is a good description of what she’s doing.

Today’s Warning

What’s the next way to extract cash from motorists? A fine for driving whilst being impaired by being over some arbitrary caffeine limit due to drinking too much tea and/or coffee.
    All that’s needed to get the scam in service is a way of doing a quick roadside test on motorists so that the cash machine can gobble up more of it.

Stuff Happens

● Another Labour world record is the fall of productivity in the public-sector thanks to splurges in unearned pay and state spending.
● The Fantasist of the Exchequer is being credited with an unlimited capacity for FK-ing up the economy and that’s why everyone with portable cash is getting the hell out of the UK.
● Waving a huge knife around in a Peterborough barber shop is ‘recorded’ by the local police and ignored in the same way as a non-crime, non-event.
● Protected rain forest can be hacked down to create what is claimed to be a ‘sustainable’ motorway to a COP-out venue.
● It is now clear that Labour’s 2024 general election win was a landslide in the Aberfan sense.
● Pundits are claiming that Serbia Smarmer is a dead man walking which, when you think about it, is quite some feat for a deadleg.
● The only thing to be settled now is how crooked the deadleg who takes over from Serbia will be.

Another Bier Betrayal

24 ex-members of the SAS have been threatened with murder charges 38 years after ambushing an IRA attack on an isolated police station in Loughgall with a 400 lb bomb.
    Any enemy of the UK is Labour’s friend?
    Any action taken against an enemy of the UK is an abuse of their ’uman bluddy rights? Only a Labour lawyer could come up with a perversion of justice like this.

Official

What looks suspiciously like an act of deliberate criminal libel by  the BierBC is just an error of judgement and nothing to get excited about.

Foreigners, eh!

If you’re a former president of France and you’re sentenced to five years in gaol for corruption, how long do you actually spend behind bars?
    20 days.

Just Noise

No wonder they’re called Democraps. There’s no chance of Prince Andrew going to the US to be questioned by them; he’s probably had his passport confiscated along with all the other stuff. But still the attention-seekers sent him a letter to give themselves some publicity. Prethetic.

It’s all over in the chilly West, too

The BC Lions were in Susquatchewan, where the RoughRiders scored first with a rouge from a punt. All defence until well into Q2. BC reached the RR 4, Rourke faked a pass then ran the ball into the end zone himself, 7-1 after 11 minutes. The RR were held to a FG as half-time loomed, 7-4.
    Red zone for the Riders in Q3, TD after 5 minutes, 7-11. Feels like -13 deg.C, according to an on-screen caption. The Riders got close but fumbled the ball away. Only for BC to lose it when they were close to scoring. FG for the RR, 7-14.
    Scoring range for BC in Q3, on to a TD, 14-all. Rourke hit the RR end zone again! 21-14. Just a FG in reply for the Riders but they were at the BC 3 with 14 seconds left. Touchdown! 24-21 final.

And so it ends in the East

For the Alouettes or the TigerCats, in Hamilton. Lots of defence in Q1. The Cats were stopped when getting close by a pick after a minute of Q2. The Als were 2 and gone, punt from the end zone. Bomb pass, DPI by the Cats, first score to the Als, a FG after 7 minutes.
    More defence. A punt return left the Cats in scoring range at the MTL 35, back to the 47 on penalties. Held to a FG in the last minute of the half, which left time for another by the Als, 6-3 at half-time.
    The Als found the Hamilton end zone after 5 minutes of Q3, 13-3. The Cats got to & goal, on to a TD. They stopped the Als with a pick. Flags everywhere. Punt.
    A big gain by the Als to start Q4, on to & goal, Alexander mugged, FG, 16-10. The Cats kicked a long FG half-way through the final quarter. They got to scoring range again, FG, 16-all. The Als were stopped at the TC 36, FG, 19-16 walk-off win!

Just cosmetic surgery

“Fake news scandal” claimed the heads of the BierBC’s boss and the news CEO. No doubt both will ride off into the sunset with their pockets bulging.
    No doubt Brexit rather than far-Left lunacy will get the blame. And a polarized world. And no doubt the replacements will be appointed from the same tainted gene pool. And we’ll continue to be told that men can get pregnant.

The Art of Betrayal

Is Thievin Reeves talking up a £70 billion tax grab in her budget expecting everyone to be grateful when it turns out to be only £40 billion, like last year’s grab?

Even more of it

Campaigners in Scotland want kids to start school at seven instead of five. Could this be a sneaky way of encouraging more parents to potty-train their offspring before they start school?

Bonfire extra

November started on a Friday. We had fireworks going off around us on that day, on Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday (the actual Bonfire Night), Thursday, Friday and lots last night.
    Will we be getting a bonus second Firework Sunday tonight? I’m not betting against it.

Old reliable

When it comes to dishonesty and incompetence, the Labour party has been found to have a rating of ‘thoroughly’.
    No one surprised.

Bonfire night on any night

Fires caused by solar panels and their lithium batteries have increased by 60% in the last 2 years. Which is not good news for someone living in a panel-less semi attached to a neighbour with solar panels on their roof.
    Edstone Gaslighter’s Nerd Zero scam is getting the blame. It is also getting the blame for costing everyone £500 per year in subsidies to energy companies instead of cutting everyone’s bill by Edstone’s £300.

More of it

Rugby in England is no longer allowed to have a ‘man of the match’, even if the teams playing are all male. It’s all part of the wonk campaign of infusion and jellification, which has seen the Royal Yachting Association attempt to ban ‘Man overboard!’.
    Presumably, in case those capable of attempting a rescue find the term so offensive that they chose not to get involved.

No one else to blame

Newham College @ Cambridge U. faces cancellation of its women’s college status due to a policy of admitting men who claim to be women. Will the various bodies receiving complaints such as the Equalities & ’Uman bluddy Rights Commission do anything useful such as giving a Wham! to Newham?
    Optimism is in very short supply.

Nett Zero Communication

The attacks on Reform UK MP S. Pochin have served a useful purpose. When you see a non-Euron face in a TV advert, you know now that “They’re not talking to me.” Or even: “They’re choosing not to talk to me.”
    Which is okay aslong as I’m not expected to buy whatever is on offer.

Dump blame where it belongs

Is Wandsworth prison to blame for not hanging on to a fraudster after the court staff told the prison he’d been given a suspended sentence? Of course, not.
    Is the Labour government to blame if, as Hammy Lammy sez, it inherited a broken system from the Tories but did nothing to fix it during 16 months in office? Of course.
    Is Labour to blame for deliberately letting thousands of crims avoid going to gaol next year? Of course.

If only

Cancelling our presence in the Europeon Court of Inhuman Bluddy Rights would let us export10,000 foreign criminals and leave plenty of room in gaols for the Britisch criminals who are being allowed to get away with it or getting out early.
    Not that a Labour government after the criminal vote is likely to do the country this favour.

Strange goings on

If you’re looking for some really gullible jurors, try Salisbury. A panel there decided that demented Just Stoppers have a ’uman bluddy right to deface the monument at Stonehenge with their orange brew. In fact, the attention-seekers didn’t even have to pay for cleaning up their vandalism.

Get out of that!

President Trump has done a good job of upsetting the regime in South Africa by giving priority to refugees from the white genocide there; a product of discrimination against Afrikaners and a huge crime rate.

No-win situation

The BierBC is getting a booting for pushing the news agenda of the Hamas about the Gaza situation. Naturally, no mention is made by the booters of the fact that Israel won’t let reporters into the territory to see what’s really going on.
p.s. Did Wandsworth gaol really release two sex criminals by mistake or is that just another bit of BierBC fake news?

Today’s questions

A couple of billion of the Reeves £73 billion Brown Hole is due to tourists being discouraged by the cancellation of duty-free buys. But will Thievin cancel the tourist tax? Or will she double it to do even more damage to the economy?
● Southwark council spent a fortune advertising its rental licence scam. If Thievin wasn’t aware of the need for a licence, does that set up the excuse that she’s abandoned the area of the family home?
● Will she get away with dumping the blame on her husband, an alleged Treasury high-flier from the Gordon F. Broon era?

A ton of truth

It doesn’t really matter if someone is this government’s No. 1 Scumbag, Scumbag No. 2 or Scumbag No. 3. In the final analysis, they’re all scumbags.

Pushing all the buttons

Brazil is getting pats on the back for hippocrisy at a world-beating level. It demolished a strip of its ‘vital’ rain forest to build a motorway to the totally unnecessary site of its COP-out climate criminal conference and it’s drilling all over the place for supplies of oil and gas.
    Pragmatic, or what?
● China, India and the US, the major producers of the carbon dioxide which the climate scammers rely on, will be ignoring this COP-out, as usual.

When numbers don’t matter

In the 2024/25 accounting period, twice as many men as women were murdered in Scotland. But none of the politicians has anything to say about this particular lack of equality.

Today’s Thought

The Labour party now has a solid reputation for lying. So if a government minister tells us we can’t trust a word Reform says, does that mean she’s lying and we can trust what Reform sez?

Pull the other one

Is Parliamentary time so precious that it can’t be ‘wasted’ on humiliating Prince Andrew? The shenannygoats that Smarmer’s Army gets up to there indicate that the reverse is true.
    And taking a pop at Prince Andrew would have taken time away from Labour’s efforts to ruin the economy, but we can’t have that!

Unethical evasions

The BierBC is getting a booting from an ethics advisor for censoring news in areas like the war in Gaza to pretend nothing is happening and joining together bitz of separate speeches by President Trump to create the impression that he was to blame for the 2001 Capitol Hill riot.
    The BierBC is doing its best to shrug off this inconvenience.

No escape

Friday, Saturday, Sunday then Wednesday the 5th (yesterday) – the fourth fireworks night. Draw the curtains and turn up the TV sound so that the Mansion Cat doesn’t jump every time there’s a bang outdoors.

Foot-shot

Having demonized Prince Andrew with vigour, Royal correspondents are now worried about their career. If the Monarchy calls it a day, that’s their job gone!

Hang on to your hats!!!

Crumbs! That’s something to fry the brains of any pathetic gits who survived the run of Charlie’s Angels – The A-Team on Legend after The Fall Guy came to an end. Starting off with an episode full of Mexican bandit scumbags. A real wonk-waster.

One step forward . . . to disaster

Giving new bin lorries the power to compress their load more has created an Achilles Heel. Five of them have caught fire in the Glasgow area due to lithium batteries in discarded gadgets being damaged. The batteries in vapes are getting most of the blame.

No, thanks

Whose idea was it for 4.30 p.m. to be the time when the world sescends into darkness? A Beery Smarmer would blame Brexit but it’s dreadful enuff to be a 100% Labour idea.

All together now

Every Labour minister is getting in on the act of predicting tax rises in the Budget, and they are all telling the same story. An incompetent Fantasist of the Exchequer has caused more scarring of the economy than anyone thought possible. Thus the government needs to grab even more cash to buy the support of the trade unions, etc.
    The attempts to blame the grab on Brexit, the Tories and the partial restoration of the pensioner WFA just underlines the eternal gap between Labour and the truth.
● Why is Southwark council not sticking a fine on Thievin for breaking the law? A special tier for Labour politicians?
● Will there be a BBC investigation of her shenannygoats? Joke.

Loot leverage

The banks are trying play the ‘devastate the economy’ card to avoid paying cash to the motorists they swindled with car finance scams. Have they no shame? Certainly no more than the average politician.

Wheels come off

Research in the good old US of A has found that electric vehicles are far from green. Building them and making the batteries produces lotz more carbon dioxide than for conventional cars. And if there’s no reliable chain of recharging points, they are a lot of a dead loss.
    And then there’s all the tyre bitz bashed off by a much heavier EV polluting the environment that way.

Knotted numbers

Can we believe an Energy Dept. survey which claims that only 69% of the population think Edstone Gaslighter’s Nerd Zero scam will make their living expenses zoom up?
    Make that 93% to get near the truth. And the same for those who think Edstone’s £300 power bill reduction is just another myth.
● Beer Smarmer’s official approval rating of -51 is a fake. It’s really -58. But who expects anything like the truth from Labour?

Motability mashed

Bad news for the freeloaders if Reform UK gets in. No more Beemers and Ferrari Beasta Rossos. Back to something like the good old 1960s 3-wheelers and, let us hope, back to the rules from the good old days to save even more cash by eliminating the trivial scroungers.

Unchanged spots

Does a recycled lie have more credibility than a new one? Nope, it just establishes a pattern of dishonesty. Our wonderful Fantasist of the Excashmachine claimed that last year’s tax grab was a one-off. Telling us the same about this year’s tax grab leaves everyone expecting the same from whoever’s in the job next year. And every year until Reform take over.

Wot Labour Does

The only credit our wonderful government is getting at the moment is for creating a slump the size of the one experienced at the height of the Chinese plague pandemic without the inconvenience to the customers of a lethal virus.
    Just lethal anti-business and anti-growth policies instead.

Another swindle

Will putting economic migrants in ex-military bases save the taxpayer money?
    Not with a Smarmer-led Labour government. An official spokes insisted that the public want to see migrant hotels closed. Which is being interpreted by those in the know as the government preparing a licence to blow vast amounts of our money unaccountably.

Today’s Question

Are resident doctors required to live on the hospital premises in order to avoid a fine under the Trades Descriptions Act?