Serbia Smarmer accused Mr. Farage and Reform UK of being divisive. He, on the other hand, united the nation! In contempt for himself and the rest of his sorry crew.
Saturday, 4 October 2025
Just(ice) illusion
Pakistani grooming gang rapist gets gaol sentence of 35 years. Sounds severe; until you apply the 40% discount. Then, it’s only 14 years. And maybe even less if Labour decides to buy more criminal votes.
Weird bloke
Bier Smarmer claims he ‘gifted’ a field to his parents to use as a donkey sanctuary but the legal title, i.e. ownership, remained with him. Odd sort of a gift if you’ve not actually given it. But he’s a lawyer. Words mean whatever he wants them to mean.
Short-changed
Just 3 CFL matches this weekend, starting with the RoughRiders in the nation’s capital where it was warm and not stormy. The Riders to the RedBlack 1, Charge! TD but the PAT kick missed.
A pick at the start of Q2 gave the RR another TD, +2, 14-0. Another pick stopped the RBs. Nowt from it. The Rbs got to scoring range as the half ran out, almost but a FG and 14-3.
A sack stopped the RBs in Q3 but a 3rd pick gave them the ball back. Nowt from it. An RB FG try toward the end of Q3 missed and was returned. Another Rider TD at the start of Q4 by Myers, 20-3. Red zone, TD Ottawa! 20-10.
A bomb pass got the RR to the RB 5 but a mugging cost them the ball, which was run back to their 16. Sack, just a FG, 20-13 with 2 minutes left. The Riders ate the clock for a win.
More noise
Bier Smarmer is going to do as much as he can, he sez. Which shouldn’t take long, given that he’s totally useless and can’t do nuffink.
Just noise
The wheels have come off Labour’s plan to build 12 new towns. The first areas on the list lack the infrastructure to support a vast influx of bodies and one of them is prone to frequent floods.
Meanwhile, Smarmer’s Army is looking for a big bargain offer on patriotism as the voters have spotted that the party conference, which descended into an anti-Reform UK slanging match, has exposed a total lack of it.
Friday, 3 October 2025
Get it right
Head’s up for M. Whelan, outgoing Gen. Sec. of the Asleep union. Train drivers don’t earn more than doctors, they are just paid more thanks to a panicking Labour government.
Tonsils awash
Drinking 10 cups of tea per day reduces the risk of heart disease by 16%, a study has concluded. Which is good news for those on benefits, who can sit around, swigging tea all day.
Black tea is better than green tea, which means packets of it need a trigger warning about rachelism and discrimination.
Get ON with it!
An interesting poll would be of those who watch NFL hilites on ViewTube to find out if they now have a totally negative view of Virgin Media Entertainment, which interupts matches several times with a daft ad featuring an elephant driving along a city street for 20 seconds. No chance to skip it. No point in polling CFL fans about ads as their hilites don’t have any.
Credibility Gap
A poll for the Daily Disaster before the Labour conference found that 66% thought Labour has failed to live up to expectations, 10% though it had exceeded them and 6% didn’t know. Which left me wondering what the other 18% thought.
All the other poll results in the 2-page feature added up to 100%; apart from the one that managed to reach 101%, probably due to reckless rounding of decimal points.
Mr. Farage from the garage remains Top of the Pops for not being Labour, which remains stuck on “We will deliver. Not.”
The grim facts
An illusion of progress by President Trump but there’s not going to be peace in the Middle East whilst Israel occupies territories and behaves like a Soviet Union a bit further west.
Progress Reversal
Desperate for public sector jobs(?), the city of Manchester has launched an inquiry to find out (i.e. prove) that the place has become much too posh, it lacks working class participation in creative industries and it is in need of dumbing down.
NOTE: The upgrading that has gone on in Manchester has to be down to the people there evading the wrecking ball swung so vigorously by Jonah Burnham.
Thursday, 2 October 2025
Today’s Crossword Confusion
7 across: Nevertheless (4,3)
9 down: Opposite of 7 across (3,3)
Answers: even so & odd so!
Always an excuse
The BBC has ruled that chants of ‘Death to the IDF’ are not a call for violence, presumably because the crowd at the Glastonbury Festival broadcast by the Beeb did not have access to the Israeli Death Force and could do it no harm.
More Hippocrisy
There’s no getting away from it. Labour’s selection of a deputy leader to replace the disgraced Angrier Robot is tainted and very discriminatory.
No blokes or transpicaters on offer.
No one with a non-European ancestry.
No one who isn’t an MP.
No one who isn’t a Labour party member.
How did they get all this past the wonksphere? Bribes, favours, what?
Look for your level
Jonah Burnham, the Deadleg of the North, is as useless as Serbia Smarmer, who is calling him the Liz Truss of Labour. That’s Jonah’s only qualification for the job of PM, his uselessness.
Maybe he should have started his comeback to serious pollyticks with his sights set a little lower. Say, on the job of the Chancellor. He’d have no trouble destroying more than the 180,000 jobs done in by Rache L. Thieves in the last 12 months via last year’s budget.
He is so popular with Bier’s Cabinet that most of them want the economically illiterate and desperate to be noticed Jonah to fucq in the direction of off.
Afterthought
It will be interesting to see if the new James Bond is shown operating on autopilot during his day. A survey by a biscuit firm found that the average Brit spends 2½ hours per day with his or her mind wandering and just going through the motions.
Fresh face
The next Bond film will feature an ‘unknown’ male British actor of around 30, who looks tough enuff to wipe out an enemy with his bare hands.
Was there a touch of wokery in failing to add white to the list of characteristics to be faithful to the Ian Fleming original? More than likely.
They don’t get it
One minute, Jonah Burnham, the Deadleg of the North, was yelling that Serbia Smarmer is totally useless. The next, he was claiming Bier is the best PM in the whole history of The Universe.
No wonder no one ever believes anything the Labour lot say, and if someone claims otherwise, the automatic assumption is that he/she/it is lying.
p.s. “No one can wave a magic wand and bring change overnight,” quoth Angrier Robot. So how does she explain all the changes for the worse wrought by Smarmer’s Army? Especially hers which sabotage the economy.
p.p.s. The Home Sec. lady from Brum reckons her gang isn’t fit for purpose. Of course it ain’t if the Home Office is stuffed to the rafters with snivel servants.
Gaza Update
Everyone can relax. Mr. liar has been booted into touch and The Donald will be in charge if the current deal goes through.
Wednesday, 1 October 2025
Pie in yer eye
Every day, some Labour stooge is yelling about discrimination. But what is Serbia Smarmer’s digital ID scam, which will exclude all those without a pocket phone, other than blatant discrimination?
Worse, the scam will cost the taxpayer BILLIONs and take at least a decade to stagger to a beta test version. And all on a whim of the immoral hippocrite Serbia Smarmer.
Brit Card or Bier Card? Or even Sh1t Card?
And lest we forget, Bier voted against the Tory scheme to make people produce photo-ID before being allowed to vote in an election. Now, he’s going on about how wonderful a hacker-prone, trillion-pound digital ID scam would be.
But hey, he’s a lawyer and a politician, so nothing he sez can be taken either at face value or seriously.
No hope there
Ministers in the Technology Department are quite cool with Big Tech firms stealing copyright material from British creatives to feed to their A.I. systems.
This is in line with the party’s doctrine that all property is theft unless it contributes to Labour’s wellbeing.
Just a bit of the story
Israel, we are told constantly, is the only democracy in the Middle East. With a PM who has to keep his country in a state of war with one or more of the neighbours to avoid ending up in court on corruption charges, we are not told.
Dangerous delusion
Is it a good idea to use unaffordable electricity generated by highly subsidized wind farms to extract hydrogen from water and pipe it to domestic homes for heating and cooking?
If a natural gas leak can blow up several houses, imagine what a hydrogen leak could demolish. All in the name of pretending that any reduction in carbon dioxide emissions here makes the slightest difference to the global climate.
Get it right
The Britisch people stand at a fork in the road, sez Serbia Smarmer. Wrong! The Britisch people actually want Smarmer and his gang to fork off.
Blitz ’em to bitz!
Big Tech-phobes are advocating bombing data centres where A.I. systems are being developed to prevent humanity from being wiped out by them.
Which could just be an argument for letting Edstone Milipede pursue his Nett Zero swindle to ensure that there isn’t enuff electricity here to let A.I.s flourish.
A genre in hiding
The medical mask industry is continuing to make more than a few bob out of deluded youngsters, who think wearing a mask is a necessary protection from a contaminated world because of health anxiety.
Just another aspect of the mental elf crisis? That’s what the experts think. And it won’t prevent the spread of the Chinese plague, winter flu and other viruses.
A quick fix
One gets the distinct impression that if they cancelled all the festivals and fetes in Midsomer, the murder rate would fall by at least 80%.
Boot Time
Oh, dear! A big boot up the bum for astrologers. They’re still using the defective system invented by Babylonian shysters. But scientists have pointed out that 2,500 years of the Earth wobbling round the Sun have shifted the zodiac by one sign backwards.
But hey! Astrologers aren’t going to let a few inconvenient facts get in the way of a scam which has been bamboozling their gullible customers for two and a half millennia.
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