Friday, 26 September 2025

Not exactly news

The Office for Notional Sadistics is warning that our fantasist Chancellor has put the economy into a doom loop with her taxes to buy off the trade unions. File under: “Tell us something we don’t know.”
    Meanwhile, private sector experts are warning that the OBE has glossed things up and the situation is far worse than the disaster the OBE is forecasting.
    It is also very curious that the OBE had nothing to say about Edstone Milipede driving our electricity prices to world record levels. With the full support of Serbia Smarmer, of course.

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