Lest we forget

The Labour Way: “An announcement that there will be a reduction in the bill for benefit votes is not to be taken as a promise to cut this bill,” according to a Treasury spokes.
● Maybe the Chancellor who can down a pint of beer in ont long swallow had done it once too often before he launched his Budgie at an ungrateful nation.

Today’s Question

Is Labour trying to make ua a nation of house owners by killing off the buy-to-rent sector? The current trend is for higher rents to pay relentless stealth taxes and lotz of landlords getting out of the business altogether.

Diet bonus?

NatureScot has authorised the parking of beaver families in the River Ness in the name of promoting biodiversity. If they get about a bit, too adventurous newcomers will end up in Loch Ness. And provide tasty snacks for Nessie, the loch’s resident monster?

So it goes

What do you get if there’s a cease-fire in Gaza? Israel terminates another 1,500 Palestinians.

Labour lies upset Scots

The government promised to hurl £200 million at a flim-flam carbon capture plan, which will have Nett Zero effect on the global climate. Does the government actually deserve a pat on the back for coughing up only £12 million? Or a series of extremely vigorous boots up the bum for wasting that much?

Today’s Question

Does a deal to supply Ukraine with Patriot missles from the US for air defence really ‘aid’ the embattled country if the missles won’t be delivered for several years?

Another wipe-out threat?

The next big health scare is a mutant flu concocted in the bodies of farm workers who catch both human flu and an animal strain. Thus there is a campaign to tell farm staff to get a flu jab.