Univeral lack of pearly purity

Reform UK is losing voter ratings to the Tories thanks to the relentless left-wing sleaze campaigns by politicians and the meeja. Good point from Tory defector R. Jenrick on the BBC: can our national broadcaster guaran-damn-tee that it won’t employ sex offenders and other nasties in the future? No, it can’t. Vetting can only go so far. And then there’s the conspiracy of silence in the meeja about Labour’s anti-Semitism.

Plenty of paint-work

The Japanese PM got a good booting on the interweb for claiming she works longer hours than a man because of all the time she spends slapping on make up. A topic which our own prime mayor would rather we ignore after all the speculation about his mascara and eye liner use.

Polytics

What happens when the IMF tells the Chancer of the Exchequer to cut welfare instead of grabbing more taxes? He shoves tax rates up to show what a tough guy he is. Even though tax rates are already hysterically high and cash flow out of the UK from the ‘jewel in the crown’ banking sector is inevitable.

Not a solution

It’s all very well for disaster preparers to stock a garden shed with food for when the wheels come off. But what do they do on that awful day when they find everything is well past the use-by date and they can’t get replacements?

Excellent question

Why does our prime mayor assume that Put’n the Poisoner got us out of the EFU, a Daily Disaster reader wondered. Correctly, as keeping us in would have done even more damage and destroyed our economy so much faster. Bad guys can fail. And politicians like Jonah will lie their head off.

File under ‘I’ for Invention

Oh, to be a snivel servant! It’s possible to have 5 full-time jobs with different departments, all funded by the taxpayer, and to get paid for working more hours than the 168 in a week.
    And get away with the fraud for years and years.

The U-turn made

President $thump will not be allowed to put the execution of a terrorist on the interweb in December. He has been told that cultivating an appetite for executions as entertainments is a Bad Idea and will lose him lotz of votes.