It’s rather weird that a woman should be busted on suspicion of possessing an offensive weapon and assault when she was nabbed holding bloodstained scissors and surrounded by blokes who were bleeding all over the place on a London street.
Monday, 10 August 2026
Fantasist’s Splurge
Our wonderful government’s benefits votes-buying splurge has shoved the National Debt above the £3 TRILLION mark. The Treasury would rather not tell us how much that costs in interest charges, thank you very much.
It’s everywhere!
Not only are supermarkets stocking up with Xmas stuff, the TV channels are also doing it. It was Xmas in Cabbage Cove in an episode of Murder, She Wrote last night on Great! Mystery.
● Plump Dr. Hazlitt in this series is how Jonah Burnbum will look in a decade or so!
DO NOT file under ‘F’ for Fair
Police markspersons will not be encouraged by the news that The System persecuted one of their number for 4 years before clearing him of misconduct. He shot an aggressive gangster who was trying to use his vehicle as a weapon against other police officers. He was charged with murder and cleared by a jury. But oh, no. Not good enuff for the drones running The System.
Yeah, right
“Health check now?” said the TV advert voice-over. I looked at my watch. 6:38 p.m. on a Sunday evening. Well, like that’s going to happen right now.
Cambridge crumble
No, not a new dessert. As soon as the once respected uni began to investigate its Prof. of Fantasy & Diversity, he quit. Success for what the uni called a ‘vile campaign’ to delve into his past and reveal the truth. Failure for another far-Left bamboozle campaign.
Sunday, 9 August 2026
Labour Schmustice
No amount of eyelash fluttering can dispel the anger over the early release from gaol of two of the thieves involved in the savage murder of PC Andrew Harper in 2019.
No danger of exporting a couple of foreign criminals to make room for them in the prison system, of course.
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