Tell ’em anybluddything

Our Prime Fantasist is living up to his job title by claiming that the Labour plan to stop the boats is working. Meanwhile, illegals are scrambling to the Border Farce Channel taxi service in ever-increasing numbers in Burnbum Boats, as the mega-dinghies they are using now have been named.
● Claiming that the number of boats is down is a politician’s distraction on the verge of a lie if the boats in use now are three times bigger than they used to be.