Set in Stone

The current First Rule of Politics – each Labour government has to exceed the number of lies told by the previous Labour regime. Which means that the one that follows Smarmer’s Army sometime in the far future will have to work extra hard.
    In the meantime, the present government is reported to be running out of lies to tell about the lies told by the Fantasist of the Exchequer in the run-up to her disastrous budget.
    The Prime Fantasist’s back office is rumoured to be looking for a cheap bulk deal of lies imported from China or Put’nstan.