Friday, 7 July 2023

Ineffective Action

A bloke chains himself to the gates of Buckingham Palace and starts slashing himself with a knife.
    What do the police do?
    1. Shoot him with a tranquillizer dart so he can be hauled off to a looney bin?
    2. Twat about helplessly for ages?
    3. Shoot him with a lead bullet to put him out of his misery?

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