Fantasy time

Research by Which? claims that 58% of people have been affected by higher food prices, I read. What cobblers.
    100%, more like. Everything @ our local Sainsburys has gone up 5p or 10p and the Mansion cat’s usual scoff costs 10% more than the last purchase, I have been advised.
    Let us hope she appreciates it 10% more when she has scoffed her way through the current box.