Calm down, dear!

Downing Street in meltdown over a few minion swaps? A headline writer being daft, more like. “Will the last one to leave please turn out the lights” is the height of stupidity.
    Are we supposed to believe that because a few minions have been replaced by others, the Downing Street factory is now standing empty?
    Maybe the headline writer had been on the booze with Sir Beer and he’d turned up to work in a state of confusion.