Desperado Dave!

Dave is getting really desperate. He’s swanning around Europe – at our expense – getting all sorts of dodgy characters, like French ministers, to join his Project Fear. Dover to be swamped by migrants following a Brexit? Not if they’re not allowed off the boat and the ferry operator is fined £2,000 for each passenger without a valid visa. Bankers leaving Britain to take refuge in France’s “sick man of Europe” economy? Yeah, right, Dave!