Brain in neutral, obviously

One P. Morris of the Notional Crime Agency would have us believe we’ll all be in real trouble if terrorist outfits like Alky Ida and Scheißis ever team up with criminals. Really? What has this character been smoking? How strange that someone with his fist in the taxpayer’s pocket at an organization which claims to protect us doesn’t know that murdering people and blowing up buildings are criminal offences. Our friend Morris must have got his job during the New Labour era, when brains and common sense were deemed a handicap when it came to getting a job in the public sector.