40 grammes of havoc

I’ve just taken delivery of some of Mr. Romney’s Kendal Mint Cake and as soon as I retrieved a bar from the box, I realized it’s something you need to enjoy in the privacy of your own home rather than in a public place.
    Why? Because there’s the trigger word WHITE printed at both ends of a bar’s wrapper! The word calculated to make the far-Left froth with violent rage and drop snowflakes in their tracks as if pole-axed.