Putting the ‘bull’ into bulletin

In response to my remarks on wearing out the TV’s mute button, one of my contacts came up with the suggestion what what the goverrnment needs is an Office of Spurious Communications.
    Just a couple of stooges who will issue a daily list of the lies which our wonderful government will be recycling. Just the topics: 22 billion, busting the gangs, black hole, growing the economy, and so on.
    Just a list which can be scanned in three or four seconds to remove the need to listen to hours of wibble.