The way we are

Things can only get worse, Beer, our bumbling prime minister reckons.
    8 stabbing at the Notting Hill Carnival is not a problem.
    The prisons are full thanks to Two-Tier Beer’s posturing.
    The economy is trashed thanks to the combined efforts of Beer and Rachel Thieves, and taxes will go up despite pre-election pledges of no tax rises.
    Any danger of an apology? Forget it.