Other things to tell Indian scammers:

The scammer claiming he’s from MicroSoft did a Bank Holiday nuisance call yesterday morning to find out if my computer was back from the repair shop. From a landline number in the Bristol area rather than on his mobile.
    I told him my wife (or it could have been my sister) is out at a Bank Holiday meeting of friends and she’s taken the laptop to show them some pictures on it.
    “Can I call you this afternoon?” said the scammer.
    “Sorry, mate, I’ll be out then.” Phone down.