Can’t get over that Euro 2016 match!

That much-hyped match between Germany and Italy was like, well, watching England playing . . . . England. And that penalty “shoot-out”. Trade Descriptions Act, or what? What sort of proper footballer can't even aim the ball at the net from the penalty spot? It looked so like Angular Merekat and Signor Berlusconi (or whoever) did a back-stage stitch-up, decided Germany would win on a coin-toss, and the players were having a laugh to express their dissent. Someone get on the phone to the Guinness Book of Records for an entry to the most pathetic penalty shoot-out of all time category.