Bl’Indians

Our area is being targetted again by bloody Indians. One of the staff reported that he got a call at 8 a.m. this morning from some character claiming to be from Windows and wanting two minutes of his time to fix some problem on his computer. My staffer said he’d have to go and switch the computer on, put the phone down and carried on with his preparations for getting to work. When he went back to the phone a quarter of an hour later, the Bl’Indian had gone. But, no doubt, his mates will keep ringing back until their boss decides to move on to another area of the UK.