I think, therefore I am!

Just back from a very relaxing holiday where they have no embarrassing poor people (including the staff, who are well paid). Catching up with real life in the Daily Disaster, I discovered some more fascinating things. Like you don’t need to take anabolic steroids to become hugely muscular and powerful, all you need to do is eat lots of mustard. But only if you’re a rat, I found later in the article. And right next to it was the news that having a wash is also a powerful emotional cleanser, so if you’re feeling down, have a good scrub and you’ll feel a whole lot better. Natch, there’s a down-side. Washing can also “remove the residual influence of an earlier positive experience”. So Life appears to give you a choice of being clean in the bad times and stinky when times are good!