The PC mob has a lot to answer for

The “Black Dog Strangler” escaped from a secure mental hospital in Newcastle – back in January, the Sunday Disaster informed us today – but the NHS Trust responsible has refused to release details of who was negligent to avoid causing “damage or distress” to the Black Dog. Which leaves me convinced that the people involved in the decision should be branded unfit for work involving decision-making and banned from the public sector trough for life – with loss of benefits accrued – for their wilful stupidity and the attempt to gain advantage by covering up their failure.

What’s the game, Dave?

Are the Tories trying to shed power because they don’t think Britain is worthy of them? That would seem to be the only reason for pursuing trivial and financially suicidal policies to put off the electorate, and calling the party’s grass-roots organizers “swivel-eyed loonies” and doing their level best to annoy the Tory stalwarts into quitting. They have a long way to go before they can make the likes of the Two Eds – Balls-Up and Milibandit – look electable [the spell-checker gives “execrable” as an alternative to “electable”!!], but the Cameroonies are certainly trying.

Drop dead, Dave!

The institution of marriage is something to celebrate, sez Dave the Leader. And it’s not something that idiots like Dave should be messing about with, say the rest of us.

That’ll be the day!

Dastardly Dave, our fearless leader, would like to see the oil company employees who rigged fuel prices sent to gaol. Maybe they could serve their sentences in the Bankers' Wing at Dartmoor, which seems to be remarkably empty of the crooks who rigged the inter-bank lending rate and caused the banking system to collapse through sheer incompetence.

Another rubbish study

I see that the latest waste-of-time study in today’s Daily Disaster reckons that it’s a bad idea to retire because you end up miserable and in wretched health, both mentally and physically. Don’t believe a word of it. It’s just propaganda from the government, which can’t afford to let people retire because New Labour and Gordon Broon spent the country into bankruptcy.

Success! But not one we wanted.

It looks like New Labour’s plan to dumb down the population is working. A bunch of researchers has found that people in the early 21st century score fewer IQ points than the people who were around in the late 19th century. Which kind of explains why things are so crap these days in everything to do with government, including education.

Not going to plan

A weekend-just-gone of mixed sporting delights at the Mansion. Everyone enjoyed the Cup Final, especially when Wigan managed a goal and spared us the ordeal of extra time and penalties. Not so much joy among the brave souls who wasted a couple of hours on the Spanish Grand Prix. Dumbing down the tyres certainly gives the customers lots of overtaking to watch, but it doesn’t give them any racing if drivers can’t block an overtaker without destroying their already crap tyres.