Sickfluenzers!

An increase of 12% since the general election has helped Labour put 4 million customers on disability benefits. 1.6 million of them are mental elves. The government is ignoring calls for them to receive treatment rather than cash as its back-benchers need these votes.
    The situation is not being helped by the sickfluenzer army on the interweb; whole gangs of them advising on how to game the virtually unscrutinized system.