Stuff Happens

● Another Labour world record is the fall of productivity in the public-sector thanks to splurges in unearned pay and state spending.
● The Fantasist of the Exchequer is being credited with an unlimited capacity for FK-ing up the economy and that’s why everyone with portable cash is getting the hell out of the UK.
● Waving a huge knife around in a Peterborough barber shop is ‘recorded’ by the local police and ignored in the same way as a non-crime, non-event.
● Protected rain forest can be hacked down to create what is claimed to be a ‘sustainable’ motorway to a COP-out venue.
● It is now clear that Labour’s 2024 general election win was a landslide in the Aberfan sense.
● Pundits are claiming that Serbia Smarmer is a dead man walking which, when you think about it, is quite some feat for a deadleg.
● The only thing to be settled now is how crooked the deadleg who takes over from Serbia will be.