Putting the mockers on

A good way to outrage AEW wrestling fans, we decided, would be to start wondering if the one they call Hangman got his nickname from hanging about at the ladies’ dressing room.
    Or was it for some other pervy reason?

Not impressed, try harder

“I’ve been sober for 18 months,” some young lady bragged in the paper. “Big deal,” one of my mates responded. “I’ve been sober for decades.”
    This is a bloke who has just the one glass of wine with his dinner, the occasional glass of liqueur when he remembers to and the even more occasional glug of whisky in his tea.
    Which means he stays as sober as any judge and it ain’t all that big a deal.

Inventive, if nothing else

The Scottish sense of humour remains intact, despite the best efforts of the SNP to drown them in despair.
    Suggesting that Lofty the giraffe should be the new party leader because he ‘stands head & shoulders above the rest’ is inspired!

Waaaa! Unfair!

If there is protocol, is there also the anti opposite? If not, why not as this violates equality requirements.

Too much info

‘Australia, north of Melbourne’, was a caption at the start of one of the UNCLE films. Which probably means as little to most people as south, east or west of Melbin.
    It’s not as if anyone’s likely to go rushing for a map to find out exactly where they’re talking about.

Official!

It has been ruled that if you have to use the ‘f’ word more than 20 times before lunch, then you are having a trying day.

Just get lost

I still find including that bloke doing the dom-diddy rif in the TV ads ridiculous. Which probably explains why LV never gets any insurance business from me.