Oh, joy!

Wonderful news from my gas and electricity provider: the standing charge is to become even more of a rip-off.

Brilliant idea

Sir Smarmer putting Corbynstein’s Monster in the House of Lords so that he can’t pinch a seat from Labour at the next general election!

Upgrade Needed

Someone needs to tell the Daily Disaster’s language-checker the difference between misogynistic and and mysogynistic. As any fule kno, mysos is Greek for contamination, defilement and it’s miso that’s the hatred prefix.

Taking the Michael

You do suspect that some local councillors have bought up shares in the companies that manufacture wheeled bins if they’re thinking of making the people who pay their wages sort their rubbish into SEVEN different bins.

20% anyone?

The pundits on the sidelines are blaming the Governor of the Bank of England for causing the present inflation. Which makes us distinctly nervous to read them ordering the Gov. to double his efforts.
    And also double inflation, if that’s all his efforts achieve?

Nonebrity

It’s difficult to get excited about a ‘Gino drugs bust’ story if you have no idea who this Gino person is!

We know, we know

Is it a revelation from the looney left Andrew Marr that he wants Labour to win the next election? Or an admission of how little contact he has with real life if he thinks that’s not the default attitude at the looney left BBC?