Worth two biscuit barrels!

A weirdo wheeze I’ve just come across is lunar gardening. No, not growing plants on the Moon. Pretending to use its gravitational, tide-generating effect on the Earth to heave your plants up faster and make them bigger!
    Well, if you’re a washed-up celeb who wants to remind people you’re still around, it’s as good as anything the Gloop-meister and others of the ilk have come up with.