Pass on this one

Do I want an Artificial Intelligence piece of kit which will let me pretend to talk to my lawn, asking if it would like to be cut? And ask similarly cute questions of other garden inmates?
    Don’t you wish they’d do something useful with A.I.?

Not speculating, no way

There is something very political going on in Southport if the police there are trying to hide information about the bloke they have in custody for three child murders and they’re claiming anyone noticing this is liable to prejudice his trial.
    That’s not exactly how the system works in the real world. Which suggests we’re in the world of dodgy political influence going on behind the scenes.
    Why is a bloke trying to find out how to make ricin not on the terrorism spectrum?

Ever expanding lie

It started off as an imaginary £22 billion and it grew to double that when our wonderful Chancellor did the first Budget in the whole history of the universe by a woman.
    Unfortunately, that piece of irrelevance failed to prevent us noticing that she had doubled her Brown Hole demand.
    Worse, she’s planning to keep on raising taxes until the amount flowing in to her coffers exceeds the amount wasted by the public sector.
    What a truly wonderful prospect in store.

Different Strokes

I get the impression that the blokes on GB Views who apologize for Labour no longer try to pretend to believe what they’re saying. The women, however, being the more combative sex, still pretend to think our government is wonderful.

Bravo Boris

Scroungers coming after the country which ended slavery, no one going after China for reparations for its plague, former PM Boris Johnson pointed out. Wot a wonderful world.

Would work

There’s a move afoot to chuck the slavery reparations scroungers ouf ot the Commonwealth. But let’s not do it until after they’ve coughed up a lot of cash to reward the British nation for all the stuff they now have thanks to our Industrial Revolution.
    And to compensate the descendants of all the members of the Royal Navy, who were killed whilst we were putting an end to slavery.
    Gratitude where it’s due, you nasty lot of scroungers.

Dodgy Accounts

The Trade Department is trying to pretend that the Rayner worker’s rights bill doesn’t exist. Why else would it be so coy about revealing an inpact analysis which shows that it will clobber businesses for £5 billion per year?
    No danger of economic growth with Labour in charge. Or of getting people into jobs and keeping them there. Not that the Trade Department seems that bothered about it.