Another expense

Laundry bills for the official version of the British national flag are expected to rocket should J. Corbyn ever become prime minister. White flags are notoriously difficult to keep clean.

Nice work if you can get it!

I’ve just read that George Osborne, the sacked Tory Chancellor, is paid £650K for working one day a week. And that set me wondering: does he get to choose which week he does his day’s work in? If that’s so, I bet it’s not Xmas week.

They’re all sinister

If the BBC makes no secret about being the voice of the Labour party, why all the surprise about  Fuc* Jo* Sno* and Channel 4 doing the same?

It’s all about the money

NICE, the alleged health watchdog, wants fines imposed on drivers who leave their engine ticking over near a school, hospital or care home when they are transporting passengers. Which sends the message the NICE doesn’t care about people being poisoned by exhaust emissions as long as some cash goes into the till. Maybe this poisonous body should be obliged to change its name to NASTY.

“I were just doing wot he done!”

Should we be excited by the spectacle of 50 or so Labour MPs voting against the official party line? Not really if they were just following the lengthy and inglorious example of their party’s current leader.

WTF***!

The Department of Trade & Industry has issued a warning that the world faces a major shortage of asterisks following an epidemic of profanity among left-wing politicians and their supporters, especially those fulfilling (anti-social) media roles.
    The situation is exacerbated by left-wingers who went to public schools showing off their education by using polysyllabic invective, such as o********** and g************, and their habit of stringing together bad language with hyphens, as c****-*****d-t*****.
    The British asterisk industry, meanwhile, is working hard to bridge the gap and asks the public to be patient during temporary shortages and to beware of cheap and defective asterisks imported from China.

Not too much of a burden

Most of the Hillsborough 6 are being threatened with life imprisonment (if convicted of multiple manslaughter) as the nation’s news meeja leap over the top following the news that charges have been laid. But given the age of some of them, the taxpayer won’t have to fork out too much for giving them bed and board if the trial and the appeals go all the way to the worst-case scenario.