How desperate can you get?

Serbia Smarmer is doing such a lousy job that there are lots of people Up North who think Manchester’s cosmetic mayor, Jonah Burnham, could save the Labour party if he became our Prime Monster.
    This is a bloke who was a health minister when patients were dying of neglect at Stafford Hospital. He went on to help Gordon F. Broon send all the banks bankrupt and he was the police commissioner when Greater Manchester Police was put into administration for incompetence and the chief constabule was sacked.