Stoke-on-Trent city council (Labour) is getting a booting for painting a SCHOOL – KEEP CLEAR sign on the road in front of a row of houses. There was a school on the site once, but it closed down 15 years ago. But did no one tell the council?
Tuesday, 2 June 2026
No escape
Oxford’s congestion zone and low-traffic scams have resulted in fines being issued to 13 dead motorists, a survey has found. Getting them to sign a cheque to pay the penalty would have been a real bugger.
Panic!!
The gorbal warmage alarmists are wetting their pants over dodgy predictions about what the El Niño phenomenon in the Pacific is about to do. 2027, they would have us believe, will be the hottest in the whole history of the universe.
Everyone will melt, especially those who can’t afford Milipede-inflated electricity to run air-conditioning coolers; unless we all heave $millions and $billions into the pockets of the GWAs.
Will history repeat?
The current leader of the SNP is getting a booting for not having an investigation into how Wee Burney Sturgeon’s husband was able to loot £400K from the party’s funds. So he’s not bothered about someone abusing the lax system similarly?
Monday, 1 June 2026
Grab, grrr, grab
The juvenile docs will be leaping out on strike in the middle of June. All they want is a modest 24% pay rise on top of the 34% they’ve had over the last 4 years.
And so it goes on
President Thump sez: “Iran has made a deal.” Iran sez: “That’s bollocks.” Iran sez: “President Thump has made a deal.” To which Thump replies: “That’s bollocks.”
Tortured quibble
Does Ferrari’s half million quid electric super car look like a Nissan car costing 36 grand? Well, in the picture on offer, it has the same number of wheels and the bodywork is the same colour, more or less.
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