Easy Win

Weird women was the starting theme in Wednesday’s issue of the Daily Disaster. One attention-seeker had managed to cram herself into a corset that squashed her waist down to 19". Try running a marathon in that!
    Another, a noted fantasist, was claiming to be such a brilliant motorist that all the men around her go crazy with envy.
    What about the blokes? All that was on offer was Prince Hairy beefing about his dad being too busy to grant him an audience. Not in the same league.