Not enough paying attention going on

What’s a good way to blow a hundred million quid of our money? Leave a plastic rain cover on a stealth jet so that it gets sucked into the engine when the plane takes off, causing it to do a nose dive into the sea.
    When they find the bloke responsible, they should make him and his descendants pay for the damage. That might persuade his comrades to be a bit more careful in future.

Scare tactic?

Interesting that we are being told that e-cigarettes cause the dreaded reptile dysfunction that we hear so much about in the adverts on certain TV channels. Is this part of a strategy to make people who use them to get off proper cigarettes to give up the e-version when the job is done?

Not the real BBC

Once upon a time, the BBC was the model of correctitude. Now, the morons working there are too lazy to find out how to pronounce the Greek letter omicron. So much for keeping up standards.

Irrelevant Question

“Have we left it too late to save Earth” was spotted in a newspaper that was being recycled. Even if we have, it wouldn’t make the pathetic victimhood seekers shut the hell up.
    Let us not forget that nothing we do here in the way of pretend Earth-saving will make a scrap of difference to global emissions of greenhouse gases as long as China, India, etc. continue to let rip.

The other side of the coin

I know now why Yodel gets such low marks in satisfaction tests. A neighbour opened his front door the other day to find a case of wine dumped in the porch.
    It had been there since the previous evening. No knock on the door or ring on the bell, of course, even though it was supposed to require a signature. Just hit & run and if someone takes a fancy to it before the customer can find it, tough.

Strong sense of futility

We’ll find out who failed baby Arthur (murdered by his parents), says the PM. But no social workers & police will be sacked and the same will happen again, as it has in the past, because bad people will continue to be in charge of small kids.

Credibility gap

If it really is My5 for Channel 5 repeats, how come other people get to watch it without my permission?