Pass on this one

Do I want an Artificial Intelligence piece of kit which will let me pretend to talk to my lawn, asking if it would like to be cut? And ask similarly cute questions of other garden inmates?
    Don’t you wish they’d do something useful with A.I.?

Not speculating, no way

There is something very political going on in Southport if the police there are trying to hide information about the bloke they have in custody for three child murders and they’re claiming anyone noticing this is liable to prejudice his trial.
    That’s not exactly how the system works in the real world. Which suggests we’re in the world of dodgy political influence going on behind the scenes.
    Why is a bloke trying to find out how to make ricin not on the terrorism spectrum?

Ever expanding lie

It started off as an imaginary £22 billion and it grew to double that when our wonderful Chancellor did the first Budget in the whole history of the universe by a woman.
    Unfortunately, that piece of irrelevance failed to prevent us noticing that she had doubled her Brown Hole demand.
    Worse, she’s planning to keep on raising taxes until the amount flowing in to her coffers exceeds the amount wasted by the public sector.
    What a truly wonderful prospect in store.

Different Strokes

I get the impression that the blokes on GB Views who apologize for Labour no longer try to pretend to believe what they’re saying. The women, however, being the more combative sex, still pretend to think our government is wonderful.

Bravo Boris

Scroungers coming after the country which ended slavery, no one going after China for reparations for its plague, former PM Boris Johnson pointed out. Wot a wonderful world.

Would work

There’s a move afoot to chuck the slavery reparations scroungers ouf ot the Commonwealth. But let’s not do it until after they’ve coughed up a lot of cash to reward the British nation for all the stuff they now have thanks to our Industrial Revolution.
    And to compensate the descendants of all the members of the Royal Navy, who were killed whilst we were putting an end to slavery.
    Gratitude where it’s due, you nasty lot of scroungers.

Dodgy Accounts

The Trade Department is trying to pretend that the Rayner worker’s rights bill doesn’t exist. Why else would it be so coy about revealing an inpact analysis which shows that it will clobber businesses for £5 billion per year?
    No danger of economic growth with Labour in charge. Or of getting people into jobs and keeping them there. Not that the Trade Department seems that bothered about it.

Totally Defective

Reeves, the Chancellor, thinks Smarmer is a working person. That’s someone with insufficient savings to meet an emergency as they spend all their income. Not someone with a taxable income of $400K and a houseful of freebies.
    Which means that’s Reeves is as big a chump as Beer. But we’d guessed that ages ago. And how come she’s still in her job if she upset the Speaker with her leaks? How come that’s no longer a sacking offence?

Nailed it

According to former PM John Major, Labour’s constant stream of lies & wibble is the pornography of politics. Sounds about right.

Getting ready for Budget Day

“Just aim it at the microphone, mate!”

 

No Excuse

Our Health Sec. Streeting, can come across as a human being when he’s larking about. But when he tries to get down to business, he’s a chump.
    Labour has spent 14 years sitting on their bums instead of preparing for government. That’s obvious if Streeting doesn’t have a plan for the NHS and all he can offer is six months of ‘conversation’.
    His predecessors in the Health job should have been doing opinion research and talking to doctors and patients to find out what’s needed.
    [Bin the bureaucracy, but that’s not politically possible for Labour]
    That Streeting needs his ‘conversation’ proves the lazy sods didn’t bother. And, presumably, the rest of Smarmer’s crew arrived in their job in the same state.
    Just like Smarmer himself; the bloke who goes on about ‘working people’ without having a clue what he means by it.

Give that man a medal

That Patricks Chrispys of GB Views is some kind of crazy galoot, doing his weekend dip in horribly cold tarn water at 8 deg.C. All 10 minutes worth for the good cause of keeping pensioners from freezing during the winter!
    It would be interesting to know if any of the getting on for the £300K his campaign raised came from Smarmer & Reeves as conscience money.
    Nah, probably not. People like them don’t have a conscience.

Wasted Effort?

 GB Views is planning to spend the whole of Budget Day going on about what was in it and what should have been in it.
    Would it not be more sensible to do this on Budget Day plus One and discuss what was in it after doing some thinking about it? And just one programme rather than a whole day.

Advertising bunk

“Fast clean energy coming soon” read the poster. Which means what? No faster than anything else currently on offer, so just spin wibble. All the bits for generation and transmission made abroad using coal power? That clean is just more spiv wibble.
    And if we’re taking about wind and solar, how fast are these occasionals when the wind don’t blow and the Sun don’t shine?
    Sounds like these spivs are ones to give a miss to.

Overdue?

A disgusted punter noted that our wonderful government is claiming it will grow the economy by shoving up taxes and by creating laws which discourage investment, recruitment and growth of companies, and facilitate strikes.
    Time to call in the big blokes in white coats and a fleet of looney bin vans? asked the punter.
    At least get on the phone to Guinness. Beer Smarmer’s gang have to have set new world records for maximum incompetence and loss of confidence in the shortest space of time.

How unsurprising

No sign of an apology from the ludicrous Left for pretending that a dead gangster was some sort of salvador mundi because his skin was brown.
    Routine anti-white racialism at its worst.
    Ditto the incompetence of the legal system.

Really Soggy

MotoGP was a 26-lap wet race with Martin in the lead. Who else? Bezzecchi cxrashed at the start of lap 4. Morbidelli bashed Quateraro off the track later in the lap and got a long-lap penalty for it. Martin went off, trying too hard, and dropped to 3rd.
    Bagnaia inherited the lead ahead of Marc Marquez. Morbidelli fell off on lap 9. And Pastianini. MM got past Bagnaia for the lead a couple of times; for a few seconds. Then he crashed with 13 to go. Miller was promoted to 3rd.
    Marquez resumed; he was 16th with 8 laps to go. Mir had a ride off the track when Marquez overtook him and MM was told to drop 1 position.  Rins had a big, skiddy crash with 3 to go. Acosta went past 3rd place Miller, who went backwards. A win for Bagnaia, Martin still top of the heap, MM 11th.

Action Aplenty!

Weather worries before 22 laps of Moto2. Aldeguer and Arbolino had what the comms called a stupid crash at turn 5 on the first lap. Canet took the lead.
    Daren Binder was pushed out wide and off the track by Ogura doing an overtake with 16 to go. Nothing to worry about, the stewards decided. Binder crashed out on the next lap.
    Ogura took 2nd from Ramirez with 9 to go. Then the rain arrived. Red flag on lap 21. Ogura is the champion.

Not keeping track

Why isn’t Start Wreck on the Legend channel in the run up to teatime, I was asking myself yesterday when I switched the TV on.
    Because it’s Saturday, not a weekday?
    Ah!

Soggy

It got very wet in Thailand, so only 12 laps of Moto3 on offer. All very tidy and a bit racy at the front initially. Reports of some spots of rain came to nothing. A bit of biffing got the comms going.
    Furusato pulled a gap for a while. Alonso went ahead with 4 laps to go. Ortola went from 3rd to 2nd with 2 to go. Fernandez and Piqueras has a big crash on lap 11. Ortola went ahead on the last lap for a while, then ran wide and lost his podium slot.
    Alonso sealed his record 12th win in a season. Furusato was crashed off by Viejer right at the end and slid over the line in 5th place separated from his bike, which also finished the race in a slide! Viejer was 3rd.

Not any sort of endorsement

There is a world of difference between having elected councillors who were elected on your party’s ticket and having ones who were elected on a Conservative ticket and defected to Reform.

Some actual insight

It was quite a revelation to see the Labour apologist on GB Views last night being okay with the government killing off some pensioners but not wanting to get tied down on the question of what would be an acceptable number.
    But we did establish that the apologist thinks that all the blame belongs to people who were able to buy a house for £10K in the good old days.
    We also got the Labour view on the winter fuel payment from the apologist. “If some people who get it don’t need it, no one should get it.”
    That’s equality from the point of view of what is increasingly obviously the Nasty Bastard Party.

More Delay

The question of assisted dying should be a matter for the person concerned, if competent. The views of control freaks who are prepared to inflict any amount of suffering on a whim should be ignored.

Justice delayed is denied

The scandal of the grinning gangster is a clear message that we need to put the clowns administering our legal system on half pay until they have demonstrated competence. Especially judges and the Can’t Prosecute mob.
    Even more especially if an inquest on the grinning gangster is years away!!!

Clarification, please

I was intrigued by seeing our wonderful health secretary named as Wee Streeting. Is that a typo? Or a reference to his lack of stature? Or his lack of intellect? Or both of the last two?

 

That’s handy!

Crossword clue: 1980s TV series starring Richard Dean Anderson in the title roll (8).
    Encountered while I was watching an episode of MacGyver on the Legend channel.

A good purge needed

The more I read about the fate of the copper who shot a gang-banger who was refusing to be arrested, the more I think there should be mass sackings in the ranks of the Can’t Prosecute Service.
    The more I read about what’s going on with the alleged justice system, the more I think there should be mass sackings of judges who make up law that wasn’t approved by parliament and judges who jerk a knee in response to political pressure from our wonderful government.
    And as for the clowns who were ‘ashamed to be white’ over a dead criminal just because he’s of colour . . .

Good Contrast

The contenders for the Conservative leadership are offering the membership a choice between a real person; Badenoch; and a waxwork: Jenrick.
    It will be very interesting to see who ends up in charge.

How strange

It’s nokay for Russia, China and the rest to interfere in a US presidential election, but okay for the stooges of our wonderful prime monster to do it.
    Very Wonderland logic.
    But what else can you expect from a Labour government?

Fixed Mindset

Despite an overwhelming wealth of evidence, medical experts are still refusing to believe that it is possible for a politician; e.g. our wonderful Chancellor, to lie their head off.

 

Mighty fallen

Oxford University used to be a premiere division educational establishment. Now, it’s being dragged down by the lunatic fringe, who have got themselves worked up about the lack of a female Chancellor as the university’s figurehead.
    Obviously, it’s too much to hope for the nutters to grow up and get to grips with something serious.
    That’s century 21 for you.

Here’s a good one

It has been revealed that our wonderful prime monster is banned from visiting the countryside during dry spells as his pants tend to burst into flames regularly due to the lies he is unable to stop telling, which makes him a serious threat to the environment.

Grrr!

This wiseguy Comet A3 is proving to be a total flop. The Moon was clearly visible plus a planet in the east on Monday. Cloud in the west. Total cloud at the viewing time on Tues. & Wed.

Just plain dishonest

You crawl into power on the strength of votes from 20% of the electorate claiming your spending plans are all fully costed. Next thing you know, our wonderful Chancellor is claiming there’s a £22 BILLION Brown Hole in the accounts, which she didn’t spot when she was supposed to be studying them.
    And now, she’s encouraging rumours of a £60 BILLION tax grab in her budget. Presumably, in the hope that everyone will feel let off if she only steals £45 BILLION.
    Vote Labour, get told a load of lies.
    Vote Labour, get swindled something rotten.
    And last night, Patricks Chrispys revealed that Mrs. Wonderful has dug a £83 BILLION Brown Hole all by herself, and she can’t blame it on the Conservatives.

Pathetic

How strange that the attention-seeking Aussie Senator didn’t turn the job down because she had to swear allegiance to the Crown to get it a couple of years ago.
    Which makes her rant at King Charles all the more shameful. And other Aborigine-origin senators were rushing to disown her as the reject from the Green party went bananas in the Aussie Parliament House.

Always going to happen

What a surprise! The bloke shot dead by an armed police officer two years ago(!) was a shotgun-toting member of the area’s most notorious gang, he had criminal convictions and he was in a car which had been spotted at a shooting the day before.
    None of which was allowed to be offered to the jury at the trial of the copper. Not the Can’t Prosecute Service’s finest hour.

Distinct possibility

One of the fans of the BlackFlag News website was wondering if they’d end up with a graphic of Rachel Thieves with a nose grown so HUGE with her lies that it becomes wider than their chosen page size.
    At the rate she’s going, she’s on course to get there at the end of this month, when she does her maiden Budget. And earns the scorn of the nation.

More BS

The city council for Leeds seems to be doing its best to cancel the traditional Yorkshire delicacy parkin by tacking all sorts of irrelevant slavery links to the main ingredients, such as sugar.
    What next? Breakfast cereals, sugary drinks, cakes of all sorts, ice cream? There’s nowt like politicians for finding ways to waste the customers cash.

Net-drag

Isn’t it amazing how often you look down at the bottom of the monitor screen at where you’re connected when some website is taking forever to load and you see Google in the address your browser is trying to access.
    Tech giant or deadleg? I know which I choose. Especially when YouTube comes back with some pathetic garbage about ‘you’re not connected to the internet’.
    Yes, I bloody am.
    How do you think I got to your bloody website?
    You bunch of tossers.
    Get on with it!

Budget-Bashing

It’s getting to be a real turn-off, all the stuff that Rachel Thieves is being accused of plotting for her Budget, which always triggers a routine no-comment or something close to an indignant ‘no way!’.
    Whatever we are told at the end of the month, Reeves will be accused of betraying the Labour election manifesto and shoving cash at Labour’s paymasters. Because that’s what people of her party in her job always do.
    Nett Zero expectations of anything useful is bog standard.

History-Bashing!

Christopher Columbus, the man who didn’t invent America, has been Portuguese for centuries. But now the experts in these things want us to accept that he is the offspring of Jewish parents and he was born in Valencia in Spain, not Portugal.

Not bad either

The reason why James Cleverly was dropped from the Tory leadership contest is that he doesn’t shave and the party hasn’t had a bearded leader for centuries. Which sounds like as good a reason as any for cutting down a candidate roster which was overloaded with persons of colour and open to accusations of box-ticking.

Okay, this is good

Labour’s apology for a Culture Minister has come up with an explanation for members of Smarmer’s Army: they all show ‘violent indifference’ to the truth.

Close, but no cigar

There was a good Xmas wish for that cow Rachel Thieves in the Daily Disaster: ‘may the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your underwear and may your arms shrink so that you cannot scratch’.
    Fine. Except the sorry bitch would just hire a slave army of scratchers and stick the cost on her parliamentary expenses.

Today’s Question

Which prime monster gets the same mute button treatment as the TV ads when his mug appears and he opens his gob to spout even more of his lies?

What the fans wanted!

The Aussie MotoGP race was watched by 90,685 fans. Marc Marquez had a terrible start to the 27 laps when a tear-off gave him wheelspin and dropped him down the order. Martin went ahead, then Bagnaia.
    Marquez progressed to 4th behind Morbidelli. Bezzecchi fell off on lap 5. MM was 3rd with 18 laps to go. Up to 2nd with 16 to go. He was practically bumping wheels with the leader with 7 laps left, ahead with 4 to go.
    Martin went ahead @ turn 1 on lap 25. Marquez retook the lead and he was too far ahead to be threatened on the last lap.

Get out of this

Attention Daily Disaster reader Rod Bly of Sheffield: if, as he claims, satnavs knows where they are, why are there so many signs telling drivers to ignore what a satnav tells them?

More racing

Foggia and Jake Dixon were gone at turn 2 on lap 1/23 in the Moto2 race. Three off the front, but not for long. Then 4, then back to 3 when the fourth guy had to do a long lap. Oncu out, then Masia.
    Aldeguer had pulled a lead gap over Canet and Lopez at half-way. Lopez dropped back. Canet took the lead and lost it. Lopez crashed out with 3 laps to go. A block pass by Canet got him ahead on the last lap, then he went off the track a bit and dropped back to second. Agius (Australian) inherited 3rd place.

Sounds almost credible

I have been advised that people between the ages of 75 and just turned 80 are being offered a shot of RSV, which customers for it are assuming stands for Really Serious Vaccination.
    As opposed to the frivolous ones administered for flu and the Chinese plague?

Better day than ours

Sunny for Moto3 in Australia, wet & windy here. All very civilized with some racing in the front bunch. Crash on lap 2/21. Another on lap 4, another on lap 5.
    Slipstreaming was great for overtaking and the lead was in constant flux. Viejer and Ortola crashed together on lap 15 from the leaders. Alonso pulled a lead over the next 3 and he was well ahead on the last lap. Holgado pipped Fernandez for second.

Waste of stellar space

What is the point of a comet that no one can see? This present offering, Comet C/2023, is turning into another Halley’s Hoax, which became quite notorious for being not visible back in the 20th century.

Wake up!

Attention GB Views: It’s not news that North Korea is sending human sacrifices to join in the Russian assault on Ukraine. They’ve been doing it for ages.

Just plain crooked

The Labour lot guaranteed no increase in National Insurance in its election manifesto. Next thing you know, our wonderful Chancellor is going to put up the payments employers have to make.
    Worse, there’s accompanying wibble about no tax rise applies only to ‘working people’. Which excludes company bosses? Looks like our wonderful Chancellor is applying the definition of a Labour minister: someone who lounges about hoovering up freebies and dosn’t do anything that can be described as work.

Suits her

How weird! Seeing Major Kira of Deep Space Nine with blonde hair in an episode of MacGyver.

Sloppy thinking

‘Moment following ignition in the launch of a space rocket’ (5,3)
    Well, as all those who have watched everything from the Apollo programme onwards knows, nothing happens in the next moment after ignition.
    The vehicle just sits there with flames gushing out of its bum. Blasting off is way more than a ‘moment’ later.

Rumbles in the jungle

The rate of inflation drops to an amazingly low figure in the very month that is used to work out how much pensions, etc. will increase next year. And that’s to a background of the usual doom and gloom about how dreadful things will get during the coming winter, when fuel prices are set to soar thanks to our Chancellor and there will be a big freeze.
    Plenty of suspicion sloshing around that this is yet another scam wished on the nation by our wonderful government. Which is crammed full of lying scroungers, let us not forget.
    Possibly a prelude to Rachel Thieves digging her imaginary Brown hole even deeper to justify a Triple-Un-Lock?

No Chance

With the rain dried up, hopes were high yesterday of spotting Comet C/2023 yesterday evening, an hour after sunset.
    Would it really ‘roar back’ and ‘streak overhead’, as an over-excited headline writer was going on about? Even though these are things which comets are not exactly noted for.
    Nope. Blue sky in the east, where the comet wasn’t. Clouds in the west and if you can’t see Venus, you can’t see the comet at the moment.

Unwelcome fairness!

It has been pointed out that a real global reset would involve shipping all the slave descendants on Barbados, etc., back to Africa and returning the islands to the native wildlife.
    And to preserve the dignity of the exported slave descendants, they would be expected to pay their travel costs instead of having us do it for them.

Ultimate Insult

There couldn’t be a bigger affront to the memory of a much respected scientist than these smart meter adverts with a cartoon of Albert Einstein. How the FK to they get away with them?

Fair’s Fair; but unlikely

If any global resetting goes on, it should be in the direction of slave descendants showering us with trillions of pounds to pay for all the benefits of British civilizing, which they enjoy and abuse in equal amounts.

Just typical

Hurricane Milton was going to be the Storm of the Century. But it turned out to be rather a flop when it hit Miami. Not that the chumps who choose to live there will be complaining.
    But Milton was typical of what we are getting to day. The big build-up and . . . nothing much. Just like our wonderful Labour government.

Just Irrelevant

Does anyone in the area give the proverbial rat’s arse for what our government claims to think about what is happening in Gaza and Lebanon?
    Only a chump thinks this could happen.

Everyone losing with Labour

The London visit has been bad for US popster T. Swift on credibility grounds. Her mother is getting the blame for blackmailing Labour’s freebie cadgers into blowing half a million qjuid on VIP police escorts.
    And Swift herself is now reduced to the level of a Smarmer – a billionaire who won’t pay for her own security. She’s down in the social dumps with the Scoffer and dancing whinger Amanda.

Going a lot better?

Warmonger Tony Blair gave us a £1 billion Millennium Dome scam for his bogus millennium change a year early.
    Is Beer Smarmer’s £22 billion carbon capture hole in the ground an attempt to outshine Blair? And can we look forward to him getting us into 22 wars to put Blair’s single confected war with Iraq to shame?

World-Beaters!

It’s a shame the A-Team and MacGyver never teamed up. They could have conquered the world for the good guys with their endless slick gadgets.

All about the money

Are Smarmer’s ministers in a competition to be the biggest embarrassment possible? Lammy has to be way out ahead with his racialist brown whinges with a Labour cladding about slavery reparations, which add up to “give us money we don’t deserve because we don’t want to make the effort to earn it”.
    And doing it on behalf of Barbados, which is taking cash from China, the world leader in slavery now, puts Dave way out in front of the competition.

False Expectations

You have to wonder about the mentality of the people who are blaming our wonderful Labour government’s string of huge catastrophes on the lack of a Conservative party leader.
    Even when they have one, whoever it is won’t be able to repair Labour’s damage until the Tories are in government again.
    Life won’t suddenly become wonderful on November 2nd.

Get real

Is ‘busiest’ the right way for a journalist to describe the US state which used to execute just 3 criminals per year? Or does it just take the piss out of the whole business? Clearly, the latter.

Not Thrilled

Sue Grey is reported to have Nett Zero enthusiasm for her new job with the cosmetic council of the regions. Could this be because Plaid Cymru has been laughing at this latest piece of Smarmer inspiration and calling it totally worthless?

Recycled Alli Wisdom

The original had that wretched fool Ed Milipede in the pocket of a smiling Alex Salmond. The update with Lord Alli works just as well. Or even better:

 

 

One way of doing it

How do you shove the cost of policing five concerts by a visiting popster up to half a million quid? One way to help would be to claim that the concerts are vital to the national economy and the popster needs a VIP police convoy @ £30K a pop so that London-based politicians can be sure of enjoying their freebie tickets.
    Every little helps.

100 too many

With Beer Smarmer able to claim Nett Zero in the way of successes for his first 100 days as PM, full marks to the bloke who observed that 80% of the population gave Beer the thumbs down.
    He was spot-on.
    He got it absolutely right. Beer has Nett Zero mandate.

Just plain idle?

The latest piece of popular wisdom on offer concerns our wonderful Chancellor, and explains why she no longer has a job at the Bank of England. It’s because she’s a skiver as well as a liar.
    She kept claiming before the general election that Labour’s spending plans were fully costed, and then blamed the need for post-election tax rises on a Gordon Brown Hole, which she claimed she’d suddenly found in the national accounts.
    “No hole,” said the Office for Budget Responsibility, which has been making its accounts available since 2010. And if there had been a hole, Labour would have been yelling about it all through the election campaign.
    Which suggests that Reeves couldn’t be arsed to do due diligence on her sums before the election and all she could think of to shed blame was to come up with a really poorly lie.

Brilliant TV!

That launch of the SpaceX as a test of the Super Heavy Booster was an excellent lunchtime watch. Would the 126 metre stack of booster plus space vehicle fall apart when launched and wipe out a big chunk of Texas?
    Nope.
Would that huge lump of metal balanced on a fiery stream of rocket exhaust stay upright and be steered back to the launch tower to be grabbed?
    Yup.
The whole thing was a huge success of the sort you don’t really, truly expect to happen in real life.

So’s this

The sort of migrant we let into the country is liable to be an undeportable criminal, thanks to the uselessness of our judges, or a drag on the economy. And if anyone dares to notice this, the far-Left starts yelling about racialism.
    No wonder our millionaires and non-doms are finding somewhere else to be.

Sounds credible

Apparently, the pop person T. Swift got a VIP £30K police convoy to a concert in London because the mayor and the Home Sec. had a freebie ticket for her concert and they wanted to be sure that everything started on time. So all the blaming the police for doing it was just routine Labour wibble.

Just a ripple

Alex Salmond’s political flaw was a lack of contact with reality. Scotland is dependent on external subsidies. Independence would cut the nation off from England’s pockets. And with Germany struggling, the EU wouldn’t want another passenger now. Which leaves what? Labour’s Magic Money Tree?

Not enough of it

No wonder most people think our alleged justice system is a sick joke if a serial criminal can appear before a judge 49 time and not be sent to gaol.

Must have been lots!

How many hours of practice did The A-Team have to put in to avoid hitting any bad guys when they were spraying infinite amounts of ammo around?

The new job

The gang of blokes around Beer Smarmer have come up with a new career for Sue Gray; cleaning up the sleaze slathered around the nether regions by Smarmer’s Army!

 

Rapid Action Needed!

If that bonehead Edstone Milipede really, truly thinks Britain is leading the way in controlling the climate of The Planet, he needs to be dropped into his carbon capture hole and left to fester.
    Only a total nutter could think blowing £22 BILLION of our dosh on storing 0.023% of global human carbon imissions is cash well spent. And if Smarmer is letting him, he’s a dickhead, too.

Some appreciation

Full marks to whoever digitized the original episodes of Star Trek. The images are first-rate quality. Shame some of the stories let the side down by being really daft.

A good word for him!

One of my neighbours, born in 1945, was amused to read that he is still around thanks to Adolf Hitler.
    The food rationing introduced in 1940, which didn’t end until 1954, meant that everyone was on a really healthy diet without veggie and vegan fads, and that good start is what has kept the likes of my neighbour going when later generations became bloated, short-lived blobs.

Does not compute

A poll claims voters think Smarmer is sleazier than Sunak was. But why would anyone think the outgoing Tory leader is sleazy. He’s made himself a ton of money. He doesn’t have to grovel for it, like Smarmer.

Wonderful

Israel is going to retaliate against Iran for its retaliation for Israel’s latest attack on Iran. And all in the cause of keeping the Israeli PM out of court on corruption charges.

Wot A Rat

How typical of our wonderful prime minister to try to take the credit for what his uncle did in the Falklands War. Nowt to do with him, of course, if the smug bastard was still at his private school when the war was going on.

Time not marching on

I have a collection of recordings on my TV box and it’s quite interesting to spot which adverts in old programmes are still being used today by cheapskates!

More wonderful bods

All the stars of films and TV who were ranting about trophy hunting in Africa now have egg on their faces. The people living there and the experts in the field wish it to be know that despite what the luvvies claim, none of the African species is in danger of extinction.
    Even worse for the luvvie lobby, the revenue from the trophy industry benefits both animals and humans.

Steady supply

Something our wonderful government doesn’t seem to be short of is fall guys. There was a scam to charge representatives of businesses £30,000 to be at a breakfast meeting with the Business Secretary during the Labour party conference. Or cough up £15K for a picture with the bloke.
    Next thing you know, the Bus. Sec. is claiming it was never anything to do with him and some underling is copping for all the blame.

Fast Work!

Our wonderful Labour government is being accused of putting 10,000 children into poverty. They must have really hit the ground running to manage that in just three months.

Bombing into the Stone Age?

The Israelis have bombed 87% of the schools in Gaza to bits, I read. Which is just one more episode in a war with the Arabs which their prime minister has been waging for over 20 years.    Still, if it keeps him out of court on corruption charges, I suppose he thinks it’s worth it. Just as long as he doesn’t run out of Arabs to pick a fight with.

Created & consumed by it?

Wouldn’t it be great if Sue Gray was the Smarmer minion who came up with the ‘chaos’ notion, which he proceeded to flog to death? It had to have been someone else as Beer is not exactly an ideas man. As a lawyer, he just spouts what someone else tells him to.
    Labour had a good time mocking the Tory back office antics during the Dangerous Dom Cummings era. Wouldn’t it be great if they were obliged to have similar chaos in their back officer on equality grounds, complying with the Spirit of the Age!

Further down the tubes

Exam boards, especially in Wales, are doing their best to make their qualifications irrelevant by weaponizing them with woke terminology. Which bins terms like mediaeval and slaves, and replaces them with an unnecessarily lengthy weasel phrase.

Ain’t I a Good Guy!

Apparently, you can score virtue points by vowing you’ll never set foot in Harrods, even though the monstrous Fayed is now ancient history. Something which is quite easy for those who don’t live all that close to London.

Some sense on offer

‘Nobody knows a woman’s body better than some strangers on the internet’ Bryony Gordon assured us in the Daily Disaster. Okay, if that bothers her, she can always stop putting videos of her wobbly bits online. And if she keeps doing it, she’s clearly an incurable exhibitionist.
    But one whose views on the NHS and the menopause industry make 100% sense, which makes her a useful contributor.

Chemical Crisis

Tough times for the weight-watching companies, which help their clients to lose weight by encouragement and advocating the application of willpower. All these miracle drugs with weird and unlikely names are taking away the struggle and driving them into extinction.

More fiction factory

The Loch Ness Tourist Board has another sonar image to back up the tale of prehistoric monsters still around off the coast of Scotland and swimming in to the loch to hoover up salmon.

Lost in the mists of time

Apparently, there was a flatgate back in May of 2021 and our wonderful PM, then just Kreepy Smarmer the not-Corbyn Labour leader, was banging on about it.
    Now that he’s up to his greasy neck in the Lord Alli flatgate scandal, I tried to find out what the earlier one was about. No luck. No one remembers.

Fiction Factory Stuff

You have to wonder what lawyers are up to when one prosecuting in a murder case admits he has no idea what was in the accused’s mind and then starts making stuff up and offering it to the jury.
    Whatever happened to sticking to the facts and what can be proven?

Long time, no see

It was rather startling to realize that watching the Vikings and the Jets do battle at the Spurs FC stadium was the first time I’ve watched anything on ITV 1 in living memory!
    The on-screen caption for the match was total crap. Just the quarter and the score. Nothing charting elapsed time, down and distance from the start. They did get the official NFL on-screen display organized eventually but how amateurish not to have it there right from the start.
    It’s obviously early days for one-the-way-out superstar Aaron Rodgers, who isn’t quite in synch with his Jets receivers. Still, the match had a close finish. Almost like watching a CFL game.

Ultimate Doom

What was Mark Dolan up to on GB Views the other night? Trying to talk us into World War Three!
    Let us hope the first nuke lands on him.

Bleak Reality

A year ago today, Arab terrorists killed 1,200 Israelis. Their government has killed 42,000 Arabs in reprisal over the past year.
    This year, our wonderful new government went for a policy which its own bean-counters had warned will kill 6,000 pensioners in what is expected to be a cold winter.
    This choice makes our wonderful government five times worse than the Hamas terrorists and entitles us to kill 210,000 Labour politicians and their supporters over a period of one year.
    Of course, we are much too civilized to do this. But we cannot be expected to enjoy the sight of Smarmer, Reeves and their cronies hoovering up even more freebies and just ignoring the gaps in our ranks left by the pensioners they have, so casually, condemned to death.

Mucho Stamina Needed

Sell your home to buy a cabin for a thrill of a lifetime, round-the-world luxury cruise and what do you get? Three months parked in Belfast, and when the ship finally puts to see, a couple of days stuck off-shore due to vexatious bureaucracy and endless paperwork. You need to be really, really tough to enjoy yourself in such circumstances!

Wot was going on?

What did the Japanese weather have in store for MotoGP? Nowt terrible. It was very racy at the start behind Bagnaia. Alex Marquez & Mir tangled and crashed out on lap 2/24. Acosta went from 2nd on lap 4.
    Martin and Marc Marquez worked their way up to 2nd and 3rd. Was that a rain flag with 15 laps to go? Viñales was gone with 13 laps left. Bastianini closed in on M. Marquez, who seemed to be having tyre trouble.
    Martin got close to the leader, Bagnaia, with 5 laps to go and the bikes casting shadows on the track. But the top 3 held their order to the finish line.

Wot’s going on?

It was supposed to be chucking it down with rain this morning, according to yesterday’s weather forecast. So what was all that watery sunshine in the morning about?

Short, not sweet!

Red flag for weather on the first of 19 laps of Moto2; chucking it down with rain. 12 laps after the restart. Some on slick tyres. Lots to keep the comms chattering furiously! Everyone managed to stay on the track.
    Ogura was leading with place-swapping behind him. Gonzalez was a couple of seconds behind him and 6 seconds ahead of the rest of the field with 7 to go. That rest were out of the shot when Gonzalez caught & passed the leader.
    Gonzalez was well ahead of Ogura when he took his first ever GP win. Salac was a very distant 3rd.

Imelda Starmer

That Tory lady who was caring a huge sword at King Charles’ coronation is still around and still getting the job done. Such as by likening our wonderful prime minister to Imelda Marcos, wife of the dictator who was discarded, who was famous for having the world’s biggest collection of shoes.
    Probably all involuntary freebies courtesy of the population of the Philippines.

One competition settled

A dry track after a wet time in Japan for Moto3. A back marker had a big crash on lap 1/17. Some action at the front. Another 2 gone on lap 3. Fernandez took the lead from Ortola. Kelso slid out of mid-field on lap 6.
    Figuera crashed out of the lead group with 5 to go; and fell off again when he tried to restart. Alonso was up to 2nd ahead of Ortola, and ahead with 4 to go. Fernandez took 2nd, then Ortola, who fell off on lap 16! Veijer went past Fernandez on the last lap and Alonso’s win made him the champion.

Welcome Difference

The good things about the TSN recaps of CFL matches is the lack of the advertising breaks that pepper highlights of NFL matches. Canadians are clearly a lot less money-grubbing than Yanks.

What Next?

Spotted in a newspaper being recycled: Southern Water thinks it’s a better idea to import water from melting glaciers in Norway than to fix leaky pipes in its territory.
    Probably not the whole truth but given the state of things right now, it’s credible.

Somewhat off target

Is it wonderful that women are overtaking men in the field of being criminals? Particularly when it comes to theft. And they are also getting more violent, according to reports.
    So much for the qualifications of our social engineers.
    Even worse, the latest complaints about our nation’s police forces is that they are taking no notice when someone complains about being stalked.
    What, exactly are they for? Apart from kneeling down in support of dead foreign criminals and waving rainbow flags.

No Excuse

If Beer Smarmer is a lawyer who had a stellar career, he has to know when he’s ignoring the rules. Which means that the number of times he’s done it shows he has a sense of entitlement as big as all outdoors and he wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his leg off.

Lost cause

Our government casually hands an overseas territory in the Indian Ocean over to a Chinese client without consulting Parliament. Then Smarmer assures us that all the rest are safe.
    But as he has established such a solid reputation as a lying scrounger, who’s going to believe him?

One way to do it

Britain’s far-Left have come up with a cynical way to ease pressure on the ambulance service. They have made it so bad that 25% of people who need to go to an A&E department make their own way there by driving, using a taxi or walking.

Being literal

[Iran’s] Supreme Leader ordered a revenge attack [on Israel], which is likely to trigger a significant turn to Page 6.
    Crumbs! That’s the last thing we want! Not Page 6!!
    Why wasn’t the story continued on Page 2. Was some stuff about Smarmer’s plans to sell out Brexit more important?
    Although, it is rather more significant to us than Iran and Israel bashing one another.

Another bit of fiction

Just calling women ‘birds’ doesn’t amount to sexual harassment. End of.

Here’s a good one

From a Daily Disaster correspondent:
    “Beer Smarmer saw an old lady struggling with 2 bags of shopping so he stole her winter fuel and cut her pension, and now she can only afford 1 bag of shopping.”

The Royal Assent

 

Over-egging

A wet week in the stocks for every newspaper headline cobbler who does a ‘of the century’ rant when we’re barely one-quarter of the way through it.
    The first quarter of the 20th century included World War I, which was a Really Big Deal. But there was so much more to come in the next 75 years.
    Same with the 19th, 18, 17th, etc. centuries. Too early to judge ‘of the century’ stuff based on the first quarter of them.

A worthwhile opinion?

 

Curious!

How strange it is that our alleged Justice Secretary should be advocating not sending women to gaol at a time when more and more of them are turning to crime, especially theft.

All at it

We had Mark Dolan ordering the Tory leadership about the other night. Patricks Chrispys was doing it to everyone last night. We should all run and hide from the Iranian sleeper agents who have been planted all over the country.
    One thing he got right, however, was that no bugger is going to take any notice of scrounger Beer Smarmer and that clown Lammy, who’s posing as our Foreign Secretary.

Still don’t work

I read that postmasters, 70% of them, are still reporting that their Horizon program is still screwing up. Could it be that The Post Office and the firm that supplied the turkey have given up and they’re just accepting this rate of failure?
    Until they get the next turkey in place.

Gone before eviction?

No danger of Baroness Warsi, sometime Tory grandee, getting a Duffield Award. She abandoned the party that put her in government and then the Lords with a shower of accusations just before the party started investigating allegations of nastiness about her.
    She sounds like a natural to join the Labour group in the Haus of Frauds.

Sobering Follow-Up

I don’t see gossip about a lot of the people I see on TV because the likes of Mrs. Fletcher of Murder, She Wrote and Hannibal Smith of The A-Team are no longer with us and haven’t been for quite some time.

More sneakiness

Wonderful news for pensioners. The government has jacked up gas and electricity prices as part of its Winter Kill programme using Israel’s invasion of Lebanon as a distraction.

Just hot air

It’s all very well for Mark Dolan on GB Views to give us a long list of things that a Tory leader has to do. Which casually ignores the fact that there’s NOTHING the Tories can do but talk and snipe at Labour for the next 4-5 years if they are out of power.
    Thus the rant last night was a waste of time.
    Maybe someone needs to tell Dolan that nothing is going to change for years. Not that he’d take any bloody notice.

Look the other way

Why is the BBC giving us all this guff about some dancing prog that it hosts? Is it them doing their mates in the Labour party a favour by ignoring their manifold crimes against humanity?

Bargain Basement

Does inept Foreign Secretary, Dozy Dave, have an alibi for his attempt to make a UN on Putin’s assault on Ukraine all about his ancestor being sold into slavery?
    Could it be that their fellow Africans rounded all the drones to sellto the visitors with guns?
    Which would make Dave the product of generations of in-breeding among the dregs of African society. His obvious unfitness for office invites just such speculation.

Sounds Fair

If Beer Smarmer’s theft of the Winter Fuel Allowance kills 6,000 pensioners over the winter, that will be five times the Hamas kill rate of Israelis last year.
    It would be nice to think that it would give Israel the pleasure of going to the International Court to vote for an arrest warrant for crimes against humanity for our vindictive, lying, scrounging prime monster.