Unplanned Spin-off

Living well inland and on high ground is seeming a more and more sensible decision as the alleged Environment Agency gives up more on more on checking coastal erosion and building flood defences.
    Looks like the idiots running it won’t be satisfied until the nation is living on a few hilltops surrounded by swamps.
    But one big advantage of this, it has been pointed out, is that the legal vultures will go bust as the flood of economic migrants will end.
    Although the migrants will know they can’t be exported to Rwanda if the country is flooded and there are no airports, this also means there will be nowhere for them to park.