Hysteria on hold

It’s true, that ‘what a difference a day makes’. Yesterday, the BierBC news channel couldn’t pause for the weather in the run up to 1 p.m. and the start of a news cycle.
    Today, we got the weather and a whole shower of the usual BierBC internal adverts and orders to watch stuff on iPlayer. Back to normal with a bang.

No Secret

Operation names are usually chosen to give nothing away, e.g. Operation Daffodil. Not so when The Donald is involved. And Operation Epic Fury can only be about bombing some enemy back to the Stone Age.

Future perfect

Our wonderful government now has an Education Fantasist. She is guaranteeing excellent local schools for all kids and more special needs scams than you can shake a stick at.
    But not till at least a decade down the road.

No real plan

President trumPut’n kept Bier Smarmer out of the attack on Iran loop as a basic security precaution, it has been revealed. US Democraps were also excluded as they were expected just to get in the way.
    Has he taken out the Awful Ayatollah with bunker-buster bombs? Who knows for sure.

Wheels coming off

Gulp! An audit of the amount of power needed by A.I systems has found that the UK’s power generation capacity will have to be doubled to keep the lights on for everyone else.
    So much for the Milipede Nett Zero scam, which won’t be able to come even close to delivering the nation’s requirements.

A mad dash

What do the members of the Green party want now? Brothels on every high street, unions for the staff and easy access to porn.
    Quite some way from protecting the enviromint and saving The Planet.

Striking back

The Downing Street mob came up with a real hammer blow as retaliation for the latest trumPut’n tariffs: rollercoasters as one of their targets.
    That’s something which will really get The Donald quaking in his golf shoes.