Tuesday, 1 July 2025

Another rogue

What exactly is a seat-[line break]anker? Turns out the story was about a shipping billionaire, who is taking his fortune to the UAR to put it out of Labour’s reach. And the mystery word is seatanker.
    A marine cousin of the infamous supery-acht.

The real story

What Smarmer should have said when trying to pretend his turn on benefits wasn’t a U is: “Buying the votes of the underclass with other people’s money, that’s the Labour way.”

Non-stop bombardment

Another day, another Indian; a bloke on a mobile phone; claiming to be from BT Openreach calling about my broadband speed. Such persistence!

A matter of definition

Labour’s policy of keeping tax thresholds frozen in a new Ice Age is dragging more and more pensioners into the clutches of the taxman.
    But as most of them are not ‘working people’, they can be considered fair game by our wonderful Chancellor.

Another mystery

Spain was expecting its hottest day since 1946 in the last few days, which raises the question of how that came about. After all, the global warming scam hadn’t been invented in 1946. People were too busy recovering from World War II to have time for stuff like that. Maybe it’s just weather doing what it does.