A song for Reeves

    “When the Budget’s over,
    “Turn out the lights,
    “Turn out the lights.”**
You won’t be able to afford to keep them on.
** sung to the tune of When the music’s over by The Doors.

The usual story

UseLEZ Home Office snivel servants and their bosses let hotel sharks hoover up excessive profits for storing bogus asylum seekers. Billions of pounds of our money wasted.
    No sackings anticipated.
    No danger of the Fantasist of the Exchequer slapping an excess profits tax on the sharks to help fill the £73 BILLION Brown Hole in her accounts.
    And no knighthoods and parting pay-offs given to departed  Home Office bosses to be cancelled.

A closer call

 Off to BC Place next for the Stampeders vs the Lions. FG for BC to start the scoring. Lots of defence. A long FG for the Stamps in the 14th minute tied the game.
    A punt gave the Stamps a rouge. BC got close, Charge! for a TD, 4-10. Adams mugged, FG for the Stamps. One for BC in the last minute, 7-13.
    A big scramble run by Rourke in Q3 set up a TD run by him! 7-20. Adams did a bit of running then fired a TD pass. Where’s the kick-off run going? For a BC TD! 14-27. One back at them for Calgary.
    DPI in the BC end zone in Q4, Charge! 27-all, 8 minutes left. BC had to punt with a couple of minutes left but a fumble gave them the ball. FG from Whyte, less than a minute left. Amazing catch by Philpot, FG, 30-all. A pass by Rourke got BC to FG range as time ran out, 30-33 final.

Desperate Tussle!

The Blue Bombers claimed a place in the Eastern semi-final in Montreal, where the Alouettes opened the scoring with a FG. DPI against a bomb pass got the Als close, on to a TD. The Als were back in the end zone for a bomb TD pass as the last minute of Q1 began. 0-17.
    The BB managed a FG in Q2. Another deep pass got the Als close, TD, 30-24. Collards tried a run and lost the ball. A FG try missed for a rouge. One for the BB in the last minute of the half, 6-25.
    DPI at the MA 1 set up a Bomber Charge! for a TD in Q3. A pick set up another BB TD, 54 yards, 20-25. A dodgy fumble by the Als, on to a BB TD, 27-25. That woke the Als up, TD for them.
    The BB kicked a FG early in Q4. The Als stopped their next drive with a fumble recovery. A penalty then a shoving match got the Als into the end zone again. 30-39. FG for the BB. One for the Als in the last minute, 33-42; final after a pick by the Als.

Lost causes

“When you’re far from home . . .” the Garmin ad which has assassinated the elephant on ViewTube starts before being zapped. But how is that relevant to couch potato NFL fans?
    Another cause doomed by the latest estimates is Labour’s claim that it will build 1,500,000 new homes before the end of the millennium. No chance, say the experts, even if Fantasist Reeves is sacked tomorrow.

Make an effort

Let us hope security at the new megamuseum in Egypt is better than at the Louvre!

Fake about fakes?

The Daily Disaster did a ‘zap the fakes’ feature on stuff like Club and Penguin biscuits which no longer have a legally chocolate coating.
    Curiously, Maryland’s so-called chocolate chip cookies got a ‘real but only just rating’ even though they haven’t contained any chocolate chips for a long time. Which rather blows the doors off the whole piece.

Only fair

If London’s Sadgeek mayor insists there are no grooming gangs there, this should always be followed by the rider: “As far as he knows, and the bloke knows nothing.”

Another scam

The reason why Labour has been running down the Armed Services and discouraging recruitment has been revealed. Bogus asylum seekers are to be parked in former military bases instead of hotels to make protesting nearby harder.
    No danger of Beer & Co. doing anything to export the hordes of boguses, though.

Just useless wasting

The Tories planned to put migrants in ex-military bases to save on taxpayers’ money. Labour scrapped the plan without looking in to it because . . . that’s what Labour does ’coz taxpayers’ money doesn’t matter to them?
    And, no doubt, now Labour has been forced to go for the plan, it will suddenly become their idea exclusively.

It’s the same everywhere

It’s rather difficult to have much sympathy for people who choose to live or holiday in areas at risk from violent weather, and places where the regime hasn’t insisted on robust buildings and supplies of essential services.
    But it is a fact universally recognized that politicians are useless, e.g. the ones here who permit housing estates to be build on known flood plains.

More Worse

China ally Serbia Smarmer has been trying to suppress the news that his mates are putting spyware on fishing boats operating near the UK/US air base on Diego Garcia, which was shamefully handed to Mauritius by Lord Squirmer and Smarmer.
    The Foreign Office, curiously has failed to jump to the defence of the ally.

Not trying?

What a very Labour day this is. It doesn’t know whether to sun or shower, so it tries to do both and makes a bog of each of them.

Change under Labour

1. Always for the worse.
2. You don’t get any when you go shopping.
3. A Chancellor who doesn’t think the laws on renting properties apply to her. Will she get the boot from Serbia Smarmer? He’ll just say he was joking when he pronounced that law makers can’t be law breakers and claim that the tag line: “unless they are Labour” was missed off the quote.
4. The Squirmer thinks Labour stooges collapsing the China spy prosecution is no big deal.
5. The number of China spy deliberate lies told by Smarmer, according to those who do counts of these things.

Butt out, Bozo!

It was nice to see rent-a-gob Wee Streeting getting a booting for having a go at Reform MP Sarah Pochin for daring to notice that TV adverts are short of white faces.
    Okay, Wee was following Labour’s Diversity, Inversion and Exclusion agenda, but that’s no excuse if DIE leads to the death of good sense, honesty and the Britisch way of life.

Going through the motions

Three suspected spies for Putinstan were arrested in London last week. They could expect to be released after a token period of messing about following a declaration by a Labour stooge that Putinstan, like China, is not our enemy.

Small mystery

A story about Hamas freed by the Israelis under the Trump Gaza deal living in a luxury hotel in Egypt doesn’t quite get to the point.
    The Daily Disaster report said non-terrorist tourists staying at the 5-star hotel were ‘unaware of the danger’.
    Would that be of the danger of becoming collateral damage if the Israelis bomb the hotel now that the D.D. has given away its location?
UPDATE: They’ve been moved to somewhere secret.

Informality rules

Do Brits really enjoy eating meals on the sofa, as one of them there surveys would have us believe? Or is it just convenient place to nosh if there’s just you and what used to be a family dining table has been reduced to a minimum size to become a home for a laptop and a sleeping cat?

Sneaky

It has been suggested that the release of a foreign sex criminal from gaol instead of to an export centre was due to human error. Is that a crafty Labour move toward A.I and eliminating people?

Steer clear!

Butts of Malmsey wine sound like something Prince Andrew needs to steer clear of to avoid the fictional fate of the sometime Duke of Clarence. Sounds like a good thing, however, to happen to the cashinski family which the allegator Virginia Roberts rejected.

Just say No!

There is nothing fundamentally wrong with making choices. Being indiscriminate is an agenda which evil people are trying to impose on us for their own devious purposes. And financial advantage in most cases.

Riotland

The police in the Irish Republic are getting to use their brand new water cannons on rioters from all over the country. The focus is a former hotel, which houses bogus asylum seekers and sex criminals as well as Ukrainian refugees.
    No improvement is expected now that the country has a new far-Left, Corbynsteiner president.

The way things are

“The man is not fit to be a prince,” yells a newspaper columnist. So what? Serbia Smarmer is not fit to be a Prime Fantasist and the same goes for most of his ministers, jobwise. But nothing’s going to be done about it.

EFU Inaction

The Smarmer crusade to smash the people-smuggling gangs has run into a coalition of the Can’t Be Arsed in France and Germany. The Krauts are letting the bad guys pass boats to France and the Frogs are not intercepting them before they can load up.

Unmoved

Before we get excited about fusion power solving all our energy problems, I’ve been told by someone who was around at the time that it was supposed to happen in the 1970s and make electricity dirt cheap.
    That turned out to be another myth; like Edstone Milipede’s Nett Zero scam and all those Chinbese turbine blades, which will be worn out and unrecyclable in 25 years’ time.

Pests

Richmond-upon-Thames council is in line for a Worst In The World nomination for trying, and failing, to fine a woman £150 for pouring some coffee down a drain to avoid spilling it during a bus journey.
    She was harassed by a gang of three council jobsworths with nothing useful to do. And she probably has a great case for taking the lot of them to court for damaging her mental ’elf.

Just clueless

Beer Smarmer is getting another booting for appointing a Cabinet Secretary who, instead of getting things done, wants to do a wide-ranging review to boot decisions into the 2080s.
    Why? Because Beer has no agenda and no idea what needs to be done, and he’s unable to give his Cabinet Secretary a mission to embark on.

Another justice tier

If the Prime Fantasist can give an executive pardon to the Fantasist of the Exchequer for breaking the law over renting out a property, where’s the cut-off? Could a Minister involved in grooming ganging also get away with it?

Race card played again

If he had any credibility left, London’s Sadgeek cosmetic mayor has shed it. He’s well embedded in the Labour Fantasists’ Club with his claim that grooming gangs don’t operate in the capital.

Not us, Gov!

Another booting is going to the Home Office from the police chiefs for England and Wales. After embracing recording non-crime non-events as an alternative to real police work, they are now pretending they are the government’s fault and the scam needs to be abolished.

First prize for daftness

It has been revealed that the ‘one out, one back in again’ bogus asylum seeker was claiming that France is unsafe because the smuggling gangs are after him. That’s the same mobsters who gave him a ride back to the UK on another of their boats.
    He was also claiming to be broke. Apart from having the cash to pay for his second cross-Channel ride, of course. Being given a story like that to tell just shows how much contempt the far-Left scum-import supporters have for the rest of us.

Attention! It’s official!

Former Foreign Sec. Dippy Dave has been recast. In his current role of Justice Sec., he is to be known as Hammy Lammy as a result of his dreadful acting in the Commons when questioned about the release from gaol of a now exported Ethiopian sex criminal. Being unable to counterfeit real emotion seems to be a trademark of Smarmer’s Army – most particularly in the case of the wooden leader.
    According to the script offered by the Trivial Democraps, the criminal escaped from HMP Chelmsford, he wasn’t released by useless snivel servants.

Less than Zero

Edstone Milipede is getting a well-deserved booting for wasting millions of pounds of taxpayers’ dosh on advertising heat pumps which don’t heat whilst making the electricity that runs them unaffordable.

Credibility outage

The Home Office was a load of rubbish when New Labour was in government, the current Home Sec. has admitted. And it’s still a load of rubbish. And she made the obligatory attempt to stick the blame on the Tories and Brexit.
    She then proceeded to attract derision by going on to claim that Smarmer’s one-out, one-in, one-back-in deal with the French is historic rather than hysterical. 60,000 in, 41 out officially; but how many less than that really?

Also off the ball

Without the Prince Andrew distraction, where would we be? In the streets rampaging in protest against a government which has dropped the country up to its eyebrows in debt? And which keeps digging the hole deeper to keep taxpayers’ cash flowing to its friends and funders.

Stuck in a rut

Conservative policies got inflation to 1.7% last October, the month of the first Reeves budget. A year later, she has managed to double inflation and add a bonus 0.4% to get it up to 3.8%.
    She is reported to be ‘not satisfied’ with this number. Which means what? Another doubling plus bonus by this time next year? That Reeves has crawled up the horse’s doover and she is now getting on with taxing the beast to death from within?

Ignore the lack of science

Is the 185 mph Caribbean hurricane a consequence of climate change? As the mechanism of hurricane formation and progress has not yet been nailed down, the climate criminals are jumping in with both feet and both hands held out for cash.

Zapping as they go

Putin the Poisoner is attempting to become Putin the Cancer Killer with a nuclear-powered cruise missile which squirts out a radioactive exhaust.
    One of the missles is claimed to have created a pollution track 8,700 miles long in a test last week.

Just as it is

Is being called a disgrace by Health Sec. Wee Streeting a career-shatterer? Not if Reform UK MP S. Pochin was pointing out that TV adverts are overloaded with Afrons and Asians, which indicates that the companies making them don’t think white Eurons have enuff cash to be worth attracting.

Rotten roads

Despite all the hysteria over world record temperatures and a lack of rain, those responsible for keeping roads in good repair are not doing their job.
    Vehicle damage due to potholes is up 25% this summer. This has cost motorists and estimated £5.2 BILLION for repairs. Which puts whinges about Prince Andrew’s finances in their proper perspective.

Safeguarding abandoned

The government seems to have done a good job of shifting the focus of the inquiry into the Pakistani grooming gangs from the perpetrators to shifty government ministers.
    Some sort of last-ditch attempt to retain Moslem votes after the Smarmer smears directed at the people who wanted a proper inquiry and the endless cover-ups by Establishment figures?

Pull the trigger!

What the Legend channel should tell its visitors is that what’s on offer next was routine evening TV viewing in the good old days before New Labour came along and wrecked everything. And if you can’t watch the next show without throwing a wobbly, then you are a pathetic git and a total waste of space.

Take your pick

200 mph winds or 175 mph or less? 40 inches of rain or up to 40? Depends how alarmist you want to be about the Caribbean hurricane, which is being billed as the most dangerous since records began last week.
    Not much chance of any effective aid for Jamaica with Pixie Balls ‘in charge’ at the F.O.

Inventive, or what!

A Christian charity is being outed for dunking illegal entrants in a bath tub so that they can pretend to have shed Islam in favour of Christianity as an asylum claim dodge.

Immoral and shameless

Is there any gang of terrorists Labour won’t suck up to? Free pardons for the IRA, prosecutions for the soldiers sent to fight them. And cash shoved into the pockets of lawyers until a judge with working brain cells calls a halt to the charade.
    There’s no danger of lawyers Serbia Smarmer and Lord Squirmer hanging their heads in shame, though.

WWW not woke enough!

Monday’s big internet switch-off is being blamed on a lack of diversity – too few internet giants in the US allowed to handle too much traffic.
    “Too few drainpipes for the masses of rats to climb,” in the words of one expert.

Selective Ire

How curious that the far-Left in Parliament are yelling for a chance to have a go at Prince Andrew and the Mandelsleaze over their Epstein connections but not a word about tony b. liar.

Hippocrites en masse

Bier Smarmer is so desperate to get away from questions about his lies and evasions; and to cop for some more duty free; that he has done another U-turn and he’s off to Brazil for a COP-out summit.
    Our Prime Fantasist will be doing his climate change saviour act near what was an area of rain forest before the Brazilian government bulldozed it for a motorway to the conference site.
    Fear of losing even more votes to the Greens and Reform UK also played a part in the U-ey.

Diversity disaster

Experts, real and self-appointed, are taking pot-shots at the Louvre following the theft of most of France’s crown jewels.
    The place couldn’t be more mismanaged if Smarmer’s Army and Britain’s snivel service were in charge of it, seems to be the general conclusion.

Why not?

The result of the by-election in Caerphilly shows that the Welsh nationalists are on course to a stonking majority at the next general election with Reform UK as a token opposition and the other parties reduced to a couple or three seats.
    There’s nowt like a good spot of speculation based on dodgy data for stirring the pot.

Institutionally Useless

The Tory leader proclaimed that the missing sex maniac migrant scandal; the guy was let out of gaol instead of deported; “beggars belief”. She won’t be able to say that again in a hurry now that Smarmer’s Army has lowered its level of competence even further below ground level.
    From now on, if something isn’t about to go wrong, Labour will make it go wrong.

Shock horror!

The gang running McVitie’s biscuits have removed so much cocoa from the recipe for Club and Penguin biscuits that they now have to be described as having a chocolate-flavoured coating. So that’s them off my shopping list.

More wonkism

A theatre in Cheltenham is putting trigger warnings on plays to make theatres ‘accessible to all’. Does that include the people who are scared off by the trigger warnings? And sensible people who steer clear of centres of wonkism?

Today’s Counterblasts

1. “High five!” she said.
    “Okay, where are the other three?” I countered.
2. They were going to give me the Chinese water torture but help arrived before they could track down a source of Chinese water.
3. Labour’s ineptitude, not Brexit, is collapsing the Britisch economy and the identity of the prime collapser is a toss-up between the Prime Fantasist and the Fantasist of the Exchequer.
4. The hurricane ravaging the Caribbean is being seen as divine retribution on the slavery reparations scroungers.

How limp

County councils everywhere are issuing wonk advice to teachers telling them to stop asking kids questions. Why? ’Coz it makes the little stinkers anxious and they bunk off school because of it!
    And it also leaves them unprepared for real life, education experts are pointing out. But the wonks are not listening, of course.

Something we’re missing

There’s an option given to Skip the second of a pair of adverts in a set of NFL hilites on ViewTube. But what we really, really need is an option to Nuke!! that bloody elephant whenever it appears. Or even something much worse!

Done now

Finally, the BC Lions @ the RoughRiders in Vancouver. 10 wins vs 12 wins. The Lions from their 47, TD from the first play! The PAT kick missed. Red zone for the Riders, TD, 6-7. The Lions kicked a FG. One for the RR in Q2.
    A punt gave the Lions a route and 10-all. Charge! from the BC 1, TD for the RR, 10-18. A pick stopped BC. A pick the other way, FG for BC. The Riders looked set to score again but fumbled the ball away.
    The BC opener of Q3 was fumbled away at the goal line and returned for a TD!?! Nope. The Lions came back for a TD and a 19-18 lead. A FG put the Riders ahead in Q4. Red zone, TD for BC, +2, 27-21. 3+ minutes left. No more scoring.

Another Labour shambles

How was a foreign sex offender released from prison with £76 pocket money instead of being moved to an export centre? Now that he’s been caught; at great expense to the taxpayer; he will be deported.
    Same for the bozos who let it happen? Please?
    And why was Health Sec. Wee Streeting doing the government’s alibis instead of the alleged Justice Sec.? And how soon before the criminal is back here again – on a big boat, this time?

Brain fade?

Why would someone who has just been voted the next president of their country offer thanks to everyone, including those who didn’t vote for her? Sarcasm? Or just routine political BS?

Nearly done

The 10-wins Alouettes played their last regular season match in 9-wins Winnipeg in beautiful weather. The Blue Bombers started with a FG then recovered a fumble. The Als picked a pass to their end zone! They kicked a FG in Q2.
    A rouge for the Als wasn’t shown. The BB recovered another fumble with about a minute left. Charge! for a 3rd down goal and 4-13.
    FG for the Als in Q3. A long try by the BB after a sack hit the post. Then the Als recovered a fumble. FG in Q4. A long run, just a FG for the BB, 10-16. The Als went out on downs at their 5!  Another FG for the BB with a minute left, 10-19 final.

Blame deflection

“Asylum Hotels’ Absentee Owners” yelled the Sunday Post. But if there was no legal requirement for the owner to live next to their business, or even in the same country, what’s the beef?
    Other than that some people are making loads of dosh out of an inept Labour government.
    “It’s a financial and moral scandal,” said an MSP.
    Wrong. Morals don’t apply to Smarmer’s Army. Or the SNP, the member’s party, according to its rivals.

Rare event

There was a feature in the paper about a sumo tournament that was held in London last week. I’ve been told this ultra-Japanese sport was on Channel 4 in the 1990s.
    This was back in the era of the ginormous Hawaiian Dump Truck, Chiyonofuji, a.k.a. the Wolf, and the bad boy Futahaguro, who became a yokozuna grand champion on the strength to second place in 6 tournaments rather than ever winning one, had a bust-up with his manager and switched to the unreal world of TV wrestling.
    These days, sumo is all over the internet. Not that it’s ever occurred to me to look for it.

Oh, well

The 10-win Stampeders went to 7-win Edmonton and started with a TD. The Antlers had a FG try blocked. Almost a TD in Q2 for the Stamps, just a FG and 10-0.
    A punt put the Stamps at their 1, nae bother, up the field to a FG and 13-0. Hooray! A TD dash by the Ants. Cancelled. Booo! Another FG for the Stamps.
    A 51-yard FG gave the Antlers their first points. One for the Stamps. Red zone for the Ants, TD, 19-10. A punt for a rouge by the Stamps in Q4. One by the Ants blocked, Calgary at their 6, no cigar! The Stamps went out on downs, 20-10 final

Not a huge problem

We’re supposed to get exercised over the number of drug deaths cause mainly by opiates, natural and synthetic. But it’s difficult if the record of deaths is just 11% of the total of boat people arrivals.
    The government answer is shooting galleries for addicts like the one in Glasgow. Which has sent 0.000% of its customers to a rehab centre.

Form will tell

It’s week 21 and the end of the regular season, and the 4-win Ottawa RedBlacks took a trip over to 10-wins Hamilton, who scored first and added a FG from a pick. Another FG put them 0-13 up.
    Another pick by the TiCats was fumbled away in the red zone in Q2. On to & goal and a TD. A FG put the Cats 7-16 up. Add on a TD with a minute to go. And a FG at 0:00 and 7-26.
    Another FG for the Cats in Q3. One by the RBs missed for a rouge. Helped by a penalty on the Cats, the RBs scored a TD.  Another FG for the Cats, 15-32. And again. A pick in the last minute sealed the TiCat win.

Small bite-back

More bad news for Ferrari – the Fantasist is making noises about not letting benefits claimants using the Motability scam to pick a luxury car as their ride. Bad news also for the likes of Mercedes and BMW.
    Worried about a Labour back-bench revolt, however, the Fantasist will still let people with conditions such as constipation, tennis elbow and mental elfery have a ride on the taxpayer.

No warning needed

The Met Office’s winter storm B turned out to be a damp squib, as far as we were concerned. Not that we’re complaining!
    Sunny spells on both Thursday and Friday and the Mansion cat had trips to the great outdoors untroubled by 75 mph gales and two inches of rain.

Language note

Why isn’t cathodyne the opposite of anodyne?

Exodus consequence

A visible sign of the economic damage done by the Fantasist of the Exchequer is a drop in Ferrari exports to Britain.
    The number of people in the UK rich enough to afford to buy or rent them has decreased dramatically, and Ferrari is trying to prop up the second-hand market by reducing availability to preserve its glossy image.

International Smarmerism

The Organization for Economic Co-operation & Disorganization (foreign) has declared that the word businessman is offensive(!) and should be replaced with businessperson.
    If so, how is Manchester managing to get away with it? And Mandelsleaze?
    That’s the bloke who is still on the Foreign Office payroll despite being sacked from the job as US ambassodor.

Blame the community

The management of a mosque in East London is in trouble for organizing a fun run wonkishly billed as ‘inclusive’ which excludes females over the age of 12.
    As normal, all sorts of excuses and ‘not me, Govs’ are on offer.

Off the ball

Lots of bullet holes in self-important feet over Prince Andrew’s lease. Not to mention a value-for-money argument that can’t be applied to him as long as the government fails to deliver it – e.g. Smarmer and his I.D cards.

Not so grail

A new blood test for cancer debris is being hailed as a holy grail by some as it can spot 62% of people with over 50 types of the disease, even before symptoms show.
    But one expert has rained on the parade somewhat by pointing out that 62% is only fractionally better than tossing a coin.

Being fireproof

Further punitive tax rises would wreck the economy, the bosses of major companies are warning. Thus if Thievin Reeves goes ahead with more tax rises knowing this, could she be liable to a citizen’s arrest as a saboteur?
    Or would she (a) claim that you can’t wreck something that’s already been wrecked? Or (b) dump the blame on some advisor or snivel service stooge?

Check the tiny print

An investigation by the consumer watchdog Which? has found that other supermarkets that claim to price-match Aldi are telling the truth about this.
    But the tin or package often contains less of the main ingredient that what is on offer at the chain run by the heirs of Alfonse the Dinosaur.

See how she looks after us

Our Fantasist of the Exchequer is expected to pretend that she’s doing wonders for the national diet now that her job-cancelling tax rises have forced the closure of 68 Pizza Hut branches and 11 delivery services for fast food.

Cute gimmick

Noted Irish writer O. Wilde has had his British Library reading room card reinstated after 130 years. It was revoked when he was convicted of being a homosexualist.
    Not that the gesture will do him any good as he has been dead for 125 years.

Somewhat pathetic

The gang that robbed the Louvre of Napoleon’s jewels was described as ‘highly organized’. Was that an attempt to excuse the lack of effective security at France’s flagship museum?

When the wheels come off, cheat

Our wonderful government reckons it will build 1.5 million new homes across England by 2029. But a fiddle will be needed to get within miles of the target.
    Taking London as an example, the Sadgeek mayor’s domain is supposed to build 440,000 new homes by the end of this Parliament but it’s on course to build just 34% of the target figure.
    There is talk of shrinking the number of ‘affordables’ required as part of a fiddle. But given the Reeves Recession, who’s going to be in the market for the unaffordable homes that will be on offer?

Today’s Random Thoughts

1. TrustATraitor dot com – a new BBC franchise?
2. Up to 100% cleaner teeth using a fancy toothbrush includes 0% cleaner.
3. The BFC [Buncha Fu*kin Crooks] = this government.
4. CheekATrader dot com – where you can take issue on the price, the quality of the work done, etc.
5. Sports Section Player Rating – who was the biggest rat?

No Way!

Turkey has wasted 2 years trying to force the EFU to accept its rules for kebabs and give the name the equivalent of a trade mark. Fierce opposition in Germany, which has a high population of Turkish immigrants, and Austria has saved the day for the tens of thousands of shops which sell unapproved versions across the EFU. Including kebabs made with turkey and veal.

One out, one in, one back

The Smarmer deal with the French has been confirmed as a scam. The evicted unwanteds are coming back here on small boats. No one surprised.

Not nice people

Has a Labour politician got it right for once? The Brummie Home Sec. has been resisting calls for the ban on Israeli football hooligans attending a match at Aston Villa to be lifted.
    Those hooligans did nothing for their cause by starting a riot and getting a match in their home town called off by the Israeli police, who did it on ‘risk to human life’ grounds.
    But here, it seems that multiculturalism and diversity includes hooliganism.

Sneak attack

The governments in England and Scotland are getting a good booting for lifting the qualifying age for Chinese plague boosters on the NHS from 65 to 75. More cheapskating and attempts to see off the elderly by our wonderful politicians?

Not to be believed

It seems that the two blokes busted as spies for China can’t be prosecuted because Labour’s election manifesto claims that China is a state we should be friendly with. Which, given the casual attitude of Labour to its pledges and promises, is total BS and a stitch-up by Smarmer’s backstage Army.

Crack back

What can Mr. A. Windsor do now that he is no longer a duke and all the rest? He needs to get some memoirs ghost-written and let everyone likely to be in them to know that he’s doing. That might just slow the current flow of BS.
● How come Epstein mate t.b. liar hasn’t been exorcised instead of being touted as the bloke to run what’s left of Gaza?

Politico-speak

Our rent-a-quote-on-anything Education Sec. has declared that there has been an unacceptable increase in anti-Semitism at universities.
    Are we allowed to know what she could consider to be an acceptable increase?

Whoosh!

What a weird world we live in. The High Court thinks it’s okay for a woman who’s trying to get pregnant to have a piece of paper saying she’s a man, genderwise.
    No one actually surprised.

One back at yer!

Journalist and biographer Charles Moore has fired a shot across the bows of the of colour slavery reparations scroungers. He reckons that every time they use English for speaking or writing, they should pay a copyright fee to us.
    Trillions of pounds going our way instead of to scroungers is a much, much better idea!

No escape

The wonk trigger warning for Charlie’s Angels is back. Must have been a board meeting over the weekend to reinstate it.

The Only Man

Only a Beer Smarmer could tell us that the nation that gave us the Chinese plague is a friend and not an enemy of Britain. Only a BS could think he was the Eliot Ness of the Can’t Prosecute Service. Only a BS would prevent the CPS from prosecuting spies for China and drop the blame on a minion, attracting derision from all sides.

Too many of the sods

“Pass the elephant gun and a box of ammo, Jeeves.”
    The Packers won and the Vikings didn’t.
    “More ammo please, Jeeves, and get your elephant gun out. They’re coming at us thick and fast.”
    The Bears won. The Lions played on Monday Nite and also won against the Pirates, equalling their 5 wins.

Reverse logic

Q: How do we know that the Birmingham police were not wrong to ban Israeli football hooligans?
A: Because the prime monster, who is always wrong, said it was wrong.

Failure to communicate?

Maybe someone should have explained to the Israeli Death Force that a cease-fire means not shooting Arabs in Gaza and blocking aid convoys.

Not Impressed

One of my correspondents has had a letter; white envelope, not a brown one; to tell him he’s getting £300 for winter fuel. Is he grateful? No way. He reckons it should be £900 to make up for last year’s swindle and the £300 he didn’t get after Edstone bloody Milipede broke his promise of cheaper electricity.
    And it should come out of Labour party funds, as they were the ones doing the swindling.
    My correspondent also noted that his National Insurance number is the reference for payments and complaints about non-payment, so who needs a Smarmer I.D?

One-eighty wrong

One of them there studies; in Australia, this time; has found that trigger warnings can have the opposite effect to that intended by wokists on some people. They can arouse curiosity and persuade some people to watch to find out what all the fuss is about.

Fantasy I.D

The government is getting a booting for refusing to rule out letting the customers invent their own gender for a Smarmer I.D card instead of an accurate record of their sex.
    Serbia Smarmer is getting a separate booting for ditching any pretence at the transparency which he once claimed was vital for credibility and letting his security bloke be in charge of government policy. This is a man described as not being a team player; well not for our team.
    And what does all this have to do with the Education Sec., who obligingly poked her nose in to deflect attention from where it belongs.
p.s. Let us not forget that Beer was claiming back in 2022 that he gave free legal advice to striking miners back in the 1980s. When he was barely out of his teens and not exactly qualified to do much of a job of it. As big a fantasist as Thievin Reeves?

More out West

The Argonauts sailed out West to Calgary. A pick gave the Stampeders a quick TD. The Argos replied with a long FG, 3-7.  Big pass, a TD by Rhymes for the Stamps. Another FG for the Argos, 6-14. Another try missed. The Stamps got close, Adams to the end zone, TD, 7-21. Another Q2 TD by the Stamps didn’t make the hilites summary!
    In Q3, the Stamps got to the red zone, DPI in the end zone,  on for a TD. A pick by the Stamps set up a FG and 7-38. Nearly a TD for the Argos in Q4. Another FG for the Stamps. A blocked punt gave them . . . a FG, 7-44. A kick in the 12th minute missed. The Argos managed a TD in the last minute, no +2, 13-44 final.

On and on it goes

It’s never enough for the hounds of the meeja. What else can Prince Andrew give up to give them a rosy glow? But we know that even it he retired to a life of quiet contemplation at a monastery at the back of beyond, the vultures would still be circling ’coz they have nothing useful to do. Other than bore the pants off everyone who watches TV.

Battle in the East

The Alouettes visited the nation’s capital on Saturday. The Als got to scoring range half-way through Q1, on to a TD. Then they sacked the RedBlacks to a punt. Close again, charge! TD, 13-0 after a botched PAT try.
    A fake punt try didn’t work for the Als in Q2. The RBs to their 4, TD, 13-7. The Als were sacked to a FG. Close again for the home team but picked at the MA goal line. The RBs managed a FG at the end of the half for 16-10.
    A FG for the Als in Q3. Another half-way through the quarter. Then a pick got them to scoring range. TD in the last minute, 29-13. A head-but by the Ottawa defence helped the Als to another TD. A 3rd down TD for the RBs, +2, 36-21. TD in the 13th minute, 36-28. A FG by the Als got them to 39-28 and that’s how it ended.

What’s the agenda?

Why is the government so opposed to protate cancer screening? Is it to kill off British men to make room for male illegals? And allow the Treasury to bag more inheritance tax?

A ‘may’ is not applicable

Why is it bad for Prince Andrew to be vague about his contacts with the dead J. Epstein but routine for Serbia Smarmer to lie about all sorts of government business?
    This is deferably discriminatory. No getting away from it!

Groan!

Also out west, the BC Lions hosted the must-win Edmonton Antlers, who missed a FG. The Lions got close but coughed up the ball. Fajardo sacked in the end zone for a safety.
    In Q2, the Ants got to & goal, on to a TD, 7-2. DPI helped the Ants to a FG. A shove-in TD as the half ran out for BC, +2, 10-all.
    A pick early in Q3 gave BC a TD. Then a FG for 10-20. Rourke went for a 70-yard run for a TD! End zone pass as Q3 ran out, TD for the Antlers, 17-27.
    An ambush of Rourke in Q4 gave the ball to the Ants, back to BC via a pick. TD for BC. Another pick of a desperation play by BC. FG from it, 17-37. Fajardo ran about a mile evading Lions on the way to a TD with 52 seconds left. 24-37 final.

Very close!

Week 20 and it’s the RoughRiders in cool Winnipeg, where the Blue Bombers coughed up the kick off, put the Riders at their 1 with DPI and went a TD down after the next play. Collards to the end zone after 9 minutes, 7-all.
    FG for the RR. One for the BB. Lotz of defence into Q2. A rouge for the BB toward the end of the half and a FG for the Riders at the end, 13-11.
    A mugging at the start of Q3 gave the ball to the BB, on to a FG. One for the RR, 16-14. A long FG try by the Riders missed and was returned well in Q4. On to a pick by the Riders. Nowt from it.
    The Bombers kicked a FG, and did it again after a penalty on the Riders let them run the clock out, 16-17 final.

Fascist fantasies

Serbia Smarmer and the Green party are being accused of winding up violent young men and encouraging them to assault Reform UK councillors almost as a public duty.
    Nice people!

A spot of accuracy?

Could it be that the trigger warning before the ancient TV series Charlie’s Angels been unwonked? It was reduced to a warning that the programme might be unsuitable for younger children instead of the usual BS about outdated attitudes and being discriminatory.
    And if it’s full of fisticuffs and shootings and bad guys up to no good, it’s not really suitable for kiddies.

Stealth tactic

The Fantasist of the Exchequer is encouraging noises about a one-off wealth tax, which will allow her to sneak up on those deemed to have surplus funds before they can move them to safety. And the same again next year, if she can get away with it?

Believe it or what

We were told on the news the other day that the global warming scam involving attaching cladding to exterior brick walls resulted in a botched job rate of 98% and damp and mould on interior walls of the affected houses.
    We were also invited to believe that the repair costs will be covered by the insurance companies for the firms involved at no cost to the general public. Right.
    So these insurance companies won’t be shoving up their rates to recover the lost profits? Yeah, right.

Back to the Stone Age?

A boot up the bum for the Fantasist of the Exchequer. Inflation here will be the highest for any advanced economy this year, the IMF reckons.
    Could this offer an explanation for why Labour is wrecking our economy so eagerly? To avoid embarrassing comparisons with ‘advanced’ economies?
p.s. Is it ‘explosive’ if a poll predicts Reform would get 445 seats and the Tories just 7 if there were a general election now? As there won’t be one before 2027 at the earliest, NOPE!

More of this garbage

Four bloody elephants in the first half of the Steelers vs the black & white Bengals in Cincinnati. Three more in the second half, so that’s 140 seconds of chanting: “We hate Verging Meeja and we hate Vergin Meeja!”
    No Bungles on Thursday Nite; a field goal secure a 2-point walk-off win.

More wonkism

The management of Canterbury Cathedral got a good booting for defacing the iconic building with a graffiti ‘art’ installation. “A celebration of the cringe”, is how it was best described.
    The management claimed it would build bridges to marginalized communities. Such as genuine Christians?
    A booting too for the new Archbish of Cantab who, when Bishop of London, closed all the churches during the Chinese Plague pandemic to prevent congregation.

Sneak attack

Children as young as 13 will have to have a Smarmer digital I.D as an essential step in a hidden Labour protocol – that of seeking to give the vote to all teenagers.

Keep on supping

The government has a cunning plan to increase tax revenue – much longer pub and club opening hours to encourage the nation’s non-workers to blow more of their charity on highly taxed booze.

Numbers Swindle

The latest Home Sec. has been bragging that the one in, one out deal with the French has shifted a world record number of undesirables out of the country.
    Twenty-six of them. Who will all be replaced by scroungers from France.
    And there’s the 36,000 illegals who have been ferried across the Channel thus far this year.
    “The contrast couldn’t be clearer,” yelled Home Sec. Mahmood. Too right, Missus. Compared to the Tories, Labour are the softest touch in the known universe.

Any excuse to dodge the real issues

What is our wonderful government ‘working at pace’ on? Fixing the economy it broke? Sorting out illegal immigrants? No, unfixing a ban on Israeli football hooligans going to a match in Birmingham next month. Something which the police think is a good idea on safety grounds.

Ultimate control freakery

What a wonderful thing pathological demand avoidance is! It means that being told to do something makes you into a mental elf, and if you make a mess, you can’t be told to clear it up.
    Sounds like something that’s epidemic in politics and the public sector.

It just goes on and on

There’s not just one Fantasist in the Labour government. The Health Sec., Wee Streeting, has joined the Reeves club by blaming the failures of his party’s first year and a bit in office and sky-high taxes on Brexit and Mr. Farage of Reform UK.
    Although he is partly right – Vote Reform did give us Labour.
    Something else hoovering up cash that might otherwise have been spent on something useful is mortgates with rates creeping up as the Fantasist of the Exchequer dithers over what she can overtax next to get the rich to bail out hopeless Labour.
    And then there’s the Fantasist Beer Smarmer trying to claim the credit for the cease-fire in Gaza along with Pixie Balls and the Education Fantasist.
    And then there’s the China crawlers . . .   

Crossword Conjecture

Clue: timber-cutting plant (7)
Me: Crumbs! There are actually plants that can cut timber!?!?
Later: _ _ w _ i _ l Has to be sawmill, not a plant plant.

Today’s Counterblasts

1. It’s possible to say about most things: “It’s an opinion. Other and better opinions are also on offer.”
2. Everyone is entitled to an opinion and everyone is entitled to ignore the daft ramblings of people who used to be footballers and comedians. And lawyers.
3. How long will it be before Uncle Bier starts pretending he was really behind the release of the sausages?

Not bovvered

In an episode of repeated Star Trek last night, there were lots of shots of a HUGE black cat snarling and growling at Jim Kirk and Spock. Not a flicker from the Mansion cat, who got on with having a wash and ignored all the feline challenges.

Turn about?

The new border checks for access to the EFU are expected to add 4 hours to travel times. Shame it’s beyond the powers of our wonderful government to stick illegal entrants in a cage or compound for 8 hours on arrival to let them know how very unappreciated they are.
    Except by the looney Left, of course.

No way

Will the Hamas disarm and give up their weapons? No more than the IRA did. It’s not something terrorists do.

Groans, not laughs

If Lenny Henry thinks demanding £19 TRILLION in slavery repayments for UK residents of colour, like himself, will revive his career as a comedian, he needs to think again.
    It will certainly not help him to escape his current image of being a moaning minnie.

Just thoughtless

Hillwalkers in Scotland are complaining about being confronted with human-caused unpleasantness; heaps of cremation remains. Instead of scattering the ashes of the deceased, lots of people are just dumping the contents of their container and expecting the wind to do the scattering for them.
    Which it can’t as the bone remains are too heavy for much below storm level.

Lives that don’t count

What cease-fire in Gaza? The Hamas are killing rival gangsters in the areas liberated from the IDF and the Israelis are still shooting anyone they claim gets too close to them. And still playing the aid card over the non-return of bodies. Maybe if they hadn’t bombed 90% of the region flat, recovering bodies would have gone off a bit faster.

Mixed fortunes

Four too many elephants in the home win for the Falcons over the Bills.
    None at all the in the Bears win in Washington against a Redskins team disguised in all black suits.
    See, they can do without that effin bloody elephant if they want to.

Unexpected bonus

Storm A saved the day, as for as last weekend’s world conker championships were concerned.
    Reports of a lack of competition size conkers had windfalls flooding in form all directions; including the Royal estate at Windsor Castle. Its contributions were reserved for the final rounds.

SNP not DNA

The Scottish government is being accused of shovelling cash into the pockets of the legal trade. Its ‘guidance’ on how transpicater schoolkids access toilets and changing rooms has been described as indecipherable and leaving schools open to legal action.

One small step toward sanity

In a liberal democracy such as ours, what is the right to offend? “Precious,” according to a judge. [FOIA] “Specious”, according to the far-Left. Whatever, one in the eye for the religious fanatics if the criminal law can’t be used to prevent people from being upset because the State has no right to intervene to prevent free speech.

A pattern?

If the string of home then away wins carried on, the visiting RedBlacks were a good bet to beat the Alouettes, which wouldn’t have led to much Thanksgiving in Montreal! A punt for a rouge gave the Als a point. Then they blocked a punt attempt by the RBs and went in for a TD! Add a 54-yard FG and 0-11. Red zone zone for the RBs, sack by the Als, nul points.
    A pylon dive gave the visitors a TD in Q2, no +2, 6-11. FG for the Als. One for the RBs. A bomb pass and a roll into the end zone, another TD for the Als, 9-21. Boot! 9-24.
    All defence in Q3. Wham! Sack by the Als, FG try, a miss for a rouge in Q4, 10-24. RB Dubois was booted out of the match and cost his team a 25-yard penalty to their 20, FG. Sack by the Als on 3rd & 3 as time ran out. FG for the Als, 10-30 final.
p.s. Did someone take the ‘P’ out of it? There was a TV advertising board for something called ‘CHOM’.

Nothing changes

    14th October 2025

At the beginning of the century, we had the dotcom bubble caused by spivs over-valuing internet-based companies. Big crash when the bubble burst.
    Now, the Bank of England is warning that the spivs are at it again. This time, over-valuing the potential of A.I companies. Expectations are exceeding the capacity to deliver, especially here with Edstone Milipede screwing up the electricity supply.
    Buy gold instead, say the experts. Which is a reminder that we would have been £35 billion better off if Gordon F. Broon hadn’t depressed the price of gold and sold off one-half of the nation’s stock at a stonking loss to have cash to waste.

One is too many

Just one elephant on ViewTube for the Packers & Bengals match in Green Bay, 2 in the Rams @ the Ravens but no interruptions in the Bolts vs the Fish in Miami!!The Terrible Towels didn’t keep that bloody elephant away from the Browns in Pittsburgh. Has any advert every generated more ill-will than this turkey?

Very strange indeed

That was weird; getting through the ViewTube hilites of the Chiefs’ win over the Lions without half a dozen episodes of the Virgin bloody Media elephant holding things up endlessly. Have lotz of people been complaining?

Fair but won’t happen

Wasting police time is a criminal offence. What about the Labour lot wasting the time of the CPS for 2 years by promising evidence against two Spies For China and then withholding it?
    Four million quid from Labour funds to compensate the taxpayer somewhat for the abuse of office?
    No surprise that good old Bier put his lying boots on and tried to dump the blame on the Tories. No one convinced. Just Bier at it again.

Nothing like the truth

There was a telling phrase in an article I read in the Daily Disaster – “regardless of the truth”. It’s a concept used by art galleries and museums which want to pretend that Lord Nelson was a homosexualist and present other nonsense as fact for their own devious purposes.
    Similarly, “you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide” is being deployed in support of Smarmer’s insane digital I.D scam and hackers’ delight.
    Try telling that to people who have been persecuted by the police for non-crime non-events and the victims of other state incompetence.
    Also, it has been pointed out that everyone gets a National Insurance number when they leave school. How come that’s not I.D enuff?

If Only

1. Don’t you wish we could be more like France? There, they’ve got rid of 5 prime monsters in the past year. Here, we’re still stuck with that dishonest, hippocritical deadleg Beer Smarmer.
2. Vapes are being condemned as a thoroughly bad idea. They were supposed to help people stop smoking but they have turned teenagers into nicotine addicts and conspicuous consumers of them.
3. If only the Labour government would stop abusing the human rights of ex-soldiers and giving terrorists a free ride.

Massaging the message

Apparently, the medical trade has no fat and/or o’bese customers any more. They are now ‘people who live in large bodies’, which seems to give them the option to downsize by moving to a smaller body if they can find one they like.
    Or Baron Frankenstein’s heirs can build one for them.

Next

Imagine the horse trading that went on behind the scenes at the Church of England if it took 325 days to find a replacement Archybish of Cantab after Mr. Wetby got the bullet.
    Let us hope his successor has a working brain and she’s neither a token female nor a far-Left political animal rather than someone who focuses on religious ishues.
    And what can she say to sceptics who think that if we’ve managed without someone in her job for nearly eleven months, then is it really necessary?

More Tiers

How can the  pair busted for spying for China not face a trial and be allowed to get away with it? Apparently, our wonderful government refused to acknowledge that China is an enemy state, and has been for ages, because that would inconvenience Serbia Smarmer’s co-operation [grovelling, betrayal, appeasement] policy toward China.

How’s yer luck?

Cold and wet in Edmonton for the Antlers vs the Blue Bombers, who dropped an end zone pass and kicked a FG. One back for the Ants. TD for the BB early in Q2, 10-3. Red zone for the Ants, Fajardo in for a TD, 10-all. Collards picked in the last minute, returned to scoring range, FG try, dreadful miss for a rouge.
    Gosh! Straight through the BB defence for a TD a couple of minutes in to Q3!! 10-18. Mucho defence, shambles, TD for the Antlers!! FG for the BB at the end of Q3, 13-25. A pick stopped the BB in Q4, nowt from it. Amazing play by Wilson in the EA end zone, TD, 20-25. The Bombers went out on downs with a minute left. The Antlers win!!!

Blame shedding?

“God willing, it will be a lasting peace,” a woman was telling the TV cameras when my recorded film ended and I got back to live TV. Which means what? If the Gaza peace doesn’t last, it’s all the fault of this God person and nowt to do with the stroppy humans involved? How very Starmer!

Animal Antics

The Stampeders stomped to Hamilton on Saturday. Their opener yielded a FG. A pick stopped the TigerCats, FG from it, 6-0. A drop in the end zone, FG for the Cats in the 12th minutes and one for the Stamps in the last minute of Q1, 9-3.
    The Cats drove into Q2, Mitchell mugged but on to a FG. One for the Stamps, 12-6. A 54-yarder in the 13th minute missed and was returned by the Cats. 28 ran through the Hamilton defence for a TD, +2, 20-6.
    The Cats got close in Q3, end zone TD pass to Lawler in the 9th minute, 20-13. One back for the Stamps, 27-13. Lawler got the Cats close again, stopped. TD for Robinson in Q4, 27-20. FG for the Stamps. A 69-yard pass gave the Stamps the ball at the TC 4 with 2 minutes to go, barge in for a TD, 37-20, and a pick sealed the deal.

Okay after all

When you think about it, there’s a certain assured arrogance about a TV channel which boasts that its programmes can upset woke wimps and discriminate against the unworthy.
    But if it’s sponsored by Automatic Bedsocks, the channel is obviously on the side of the angels.

Caption contest entry

What’s Beer Smarmer saying to Lady Vic on the bank of the River Mersey whilst skiving off from the Labour conference?

 

Action aplenty

On a beautiful evening in Regina, the Argonauts took on the RoughRiders, who needed a win to be first in the West. The opening drive gave the Argos a rouge. The Riders zoomed to the red zone and went on to a TD, no +2, 1-6. 10 minutes later, the Argos made a FG.
    One for the Riders in Q2, 4-9. Then another.  And another with a minute left in the half, 4-15. Time enough for a FG by the Argos and 7-15.
    In Q3, the Argos forced and recovered a fumble, and went on to a TD from their next play, no +2, 13-15. Another TD for the Riders, no +2, 13-21. FG for the Argos. One for the Riders to open Q4, then another, 19-24.
    The Argos went out on downs at the RR 25. A 3rd down made by the Riders by half the length of the ball! FG with 1:08 left, 19-27. Lots of action, no more scoring.

Virtue by accident

Drinking diet fizzy drinks increases the chance of developing liver disease by 60%, some experts reckon. Bullet dodged, I thought, as a non-consumer of fizzy drinks; diet or otherwise.

Real time snag

The thing about watching an as-transmitted programme after enjoying a recording is that you automatically reach for the remote control when the ads start and wonder why the TV is making ‘donk’ noises when you press the fast-forward button instead of speeding you to the next segment of the show.

Today’s ‘Being Philosophic’

‘Structural racialism’ is like a house of cards. Take out the lies in the lower tiers and the whole edifice comes crashing down.

Somewhat intractable

If the Labour party is soliciting anti-Semitism by going after the Moslem vote, an obvious solution would be to deprive Moslems of the vote.
    Big problem; the inventive far-Left in the public sector would just promote one side of another opposed pairing and things would be no better.

Today’s Slogans

1. Human rights for foreigners are human wrongs for the people paying for the foreigners via excessive taxes.
2. The PM has failed the Jewish people? Wrong. He’s an equal opportunities failer who has failed everyone.
3. It’s not much of a career Greenhouse Grotter has invented for herself – getting busted illegally by the Israelis every so often.
4. Serbia Smarmer should park his ass in the field that he let his parents use for their donkeys whilst keeping legal possession.

All together: Aaaaah!

It can be really dreadful, being a criminal vegan. When they bust you, the police don’t have stocks of soya milk and you have to drink your tea black (not green?). That’s one of the wails coming from the new far-Left leader of the Green party.
    What we’re not supposed to know is that, like Serbia Smarmer, he has well-off roots about which he is in solid denial. So shirking rather than working class.

Well, why not

It does seem terribly counter-productive to have to sit through orders to watch something on iPlayer when you switch on for, say, the BBC news. Why show programmes at all? Why not just have an on-screen caption reading: “It’s all on iPlayer”?

Just them, not us

Were the pro-Hamas marches and the multiple student antics on Tuesday symbolic of how British society has fallen?
    Nope, they were symbollocks of how Labour’s need for the Moslem vote sweeps away decency and makes anti-Semitism the norm, especially at universities.
● Further proof that Labour is anti-British is provided by Serbia Smarmer doing nothing to prevent the EFU from slapping a 50% tariff on UK steel exports and killing the industry here stone dead whilst endorsing the hoovering up of all the fish in our territorial waters.

Take your pick

Was former Syrian dicktater Basher Assad poisoned by rivals of the current Russian dicktater to embarrass him? Or did Putin the Poisoner try to get rid of someone who has now become an inconvenient guest?

Really, really top secret!

A story in the Daily Disaster ended with: “[Ukraine] has also produced its own long-range missile called”
    Too top secret for us even to know its name?

Another not sold

A bunch of veggies are describing their high fruit & veg and low meat & dairy diet as a planetary healing diet which will prevent 15 million deaths per year.
    But as humans are busy wrecking the planet, it’s difficult to see how more of them can have anything to do with planetary health.

It’s what they do

It’s rather significant that the government is doing nothing much about compensating victims of the Horizon scandal, which was presided over by Post Office Minister Eddie Gravy.
    Instead, our wonderful government is creating another outfit of snivel servants and/or qangocrats to screw with the lives of victims of future scandals.

Well, it was unexpected

Did anyone spot that the Smarmer plan for stopping the small boats involved letting the people smugglers know that they can get away with using big boats?

Not sold

It’s not just Labour, the Trivials and the Greens who are out of touch with reality. Former PM and current Lady May thinks Britain has led the way in tackling climate change. Which is utter rubbish. We’re not causing it and it’s going to happen no matter what political posturing goes on here.

A matter of definition

Are Bier Smarmer, other ludicrous Left politicians and factions of the meeja seen as ‘useful’ idiots by deranged pro-Palestinian activists? Or are they seen as just idiots who won’t get in the activists’ way because they are useless? That’s useless but inventive when it comes to telling lies about Mr. Farage and creating spurious details about past meetings with real people.

 

A touch of ambition

The next Tory government will create an Illegals Compulsory Export agency with a budget of £1.6 billion. Their ICE is expected to get rid 150,000 undesirables per year.

Gaza Facts

1. It will take 59 years to wipe out the entire Palestinian population of Gaza at the IDF’s current rate of attrition, and cost the USA a real bomb.
2. Greenhouse Grotter was locked up in an Israeli gaol cell that was infested with bedbugs and she was getting short rations of food and drink.
3. Was Grotter deported from Israel or released by the rogue state which kidnapped her and her gang in international waters? And will she be taking Israel to the court of ’uman bluddy rights for the criminal act of kidnapping her? Not as thanatosic as the Hamas but still kidnapping.

More Pots & Kettles?

A PR bloke who couldn’t get along with Baroness Mone decided she has a condition called fabulism – she thinks she’s fabulous but no one else does.
    Sounds like what our Fantasist of the Exchequer has. Along with the rest of Smarmer’s Army. In superabundance. And maybe the PR bloke as well.
    One thing is for sure: by being mega successful, Baroness Mone has pushed the buttons of all sorts of female media usual suspects. The green ooze of jealousy is dripping everywhere!

Interesting take

Oldies getting a vaccination against winter flu and the Chinese plague are offered the option of separate arms or both shots in the same arm. I’ve been told the nurse offers what sounds like a Masochists’ Charter with: “One sore arm or two?” But doesn’t go as far as: “Pity you don’t have three arms!” for the masochists.

Crude smear?

Is it relevant to the story of a 23-year-old, who is under arrest in Thailand for being a drug mule, that he went to a school once attended by Princess Fergie?
    Not if she went to the school before he was born and when the school was in another country from its present location.

Very Sinister

Wee Streeting’s fief appears to be running a Chinese plague vaccination scam. The threshold for getting it on the NHS with the winter flu jab has been boosted to 75 years old and there are lots of complaints from pensioners who turned up for a jab but were turned away for being too young.
    Worse, people with a medical condition which entitles them to the jab from the NHS are also being rejected.

Not quite yet

Was Bier Smarmer’s Labour conference attack on Mr. Farage from the garage ‘a final fatal blunder’? Nah! Bier has lots more of them to make. And making the conference all about Reform UK instead of Labour’s disasters does demonstrate a degree of low cunning.
    But he did fail to prevent a drop in Labour’s poll rating of 5 points as Reform’s rating rose; in part, due to Bier’s dishonest attempt to blame the small boats invasion on Mr. Farage.
    Edstone back eventually, replacing Captain Constipation?

Inventive!

No one can accuse President Kim of North Korea of being lacking in imagination. He’s got his security services checking his female customers for breast implants to find out if they have become tainted by bourgeois customs.

Let’s get it right

A term in need of abolition is cancel culture. There is nothing cultural; in the worthwhile sense; about excluding people who don’t go along with woke views.
    It’s also a hippocritical practice if it ignores the usual woke demands for inclusion and diversity. A more accurate replacement would be cancel crap if the members of the two-word description have to start with the same letter.
    Whatever, the whole thing drips of dodginess, as one of the contributors to the Daily Disaster almost said.

Crunch, Boom!

Do American cars have to include a large bomb as a built-in accessory? That’s the only possible explanation for cars that crash during episodes of The Fall Guy; when Colt is being a bounty hunter, not a stunt man; exploding dramatically.

Get it right

If the woke tendency tries to steer the character away from the one created by Ian Fleming, they should be banned from having a stooge saying, “The name is Bond, James Bond.”
    How about, “The name is Logs, Jobe Logs.” instead?

The numbers game

According to today’s lunchtime news, 900 Arabs have been killed on the West Bank of the Jordan by Israeli invaders, often with the help of their security forces.
    Just 35 invaders killed.

Cute Condemnation

Sersleaze Smarmer and other members of the ludicrous Left are accusing reasonable people of ‘sowing division’ if they oppose Smarmerist views as a distraction from Labour’s failings.
    But let’s face it, it’s the in-denial cancellers of the Bier Bunch who are sewing division into their embroidery of the state of the nation.

Piling on confusion

The Daily Disaster’s A.I. editor has come up with a new concept: I.T as the initials for Information Technology. Maybe that should have been A.I for the editor – except ID was deployed in the story without any full stops.

Fair comment

Who the hell gave British citizenship to a bloke called Jihad? Apparently, the name, meaning ‘doing your utmost’, was used all over the Middle East before Islamists gave it unfortunate connotations.
    There’s no excuse for having truck with it now.

Not exactly honest

A woman who stole £5 billion in China is about to go to gaol here.
    The loot is in the form of bitcoins and our Chancellor is reported to be planning to hurl it at the Brown Hole in her accounts.
    Which should make Thievin an accessory after the fact and liable to arrest if she ever goes anywhere near China on a freebie.

That’s me cheered up; not

My Body Mass Index has gone up from 18 when I was rather ill earlier in the year to 20. Which is me okay, I thought. Wrong!
    According to cheerful experts in Denmark, those with a BMI of 18.5 to 20 are twice as likely to die early compared to those with a BMI of 22.5 to 25. And those with a BMI of 20 to 22.5 have a 27% chance of dying early. So it looks like the biscuit tin is going to be my best friend for a while until I’ve put on a stone and a half in weight. And I need a shake of turmeric on my meals as well as black pepper.
p.s. One of my correspondents also has a BMI of 20 but as he’s 80 years old, he thinks he’s out of danger of dying early!

No Contest

62,000 homes left without power in Scotland thanks to winter Storm A. 200,000 police officers not being paid because the Republicans and the Democraps are playing silly buggers in the USA. Politicians are always much more destructive than the weather.

Wot Rotters!

Israeli pirates operating in international waters have kidnapped Greenhouse Grotter from her Freedom Flotilla of around 50 small boats to prevent it from delivering humanitarian aid to Gaza.

Not smart enuff

What’s almost a great way to skive whilst Shirking @ Home? Jamming one of the keys on his keyboard for over half an hour made it look like a detective newly added to the North East Regional Crime Unit was typing continuously.
    Doing it 38 times created 45 hours of phantom work.
    Instead of being promoted to detective inspector for showing such initiative, the cheating copper got the sack when his scam was uncovered by a software detective program.

Bananas woke qangocrats

NHS England is getting a well-deserved booting for trying to grease up to Travellers and Pakistani immigrants by claiming that there are various potential benefits to first-cousin marriage and wrongly trying to minimize the catastrophic genetic consequences it can have by deploying outright lies.

Small Beer

It’s official. The Treasury has revealed that Labour’s give-’em-a-pretend-job scam for unemployed youngies won’t apply to the tens of thousands of them who are claiming that the thought of working makes them feel anxious.

More negation

Education via the Sunday Post – this is supposed to be Sober October, so no booze. And if you do go boozing, you have to resort to zebra-striping, which is alternating alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks.
    No doubt there’s a phone crApp on offer to remind you which stripe comes next.

Streak-breaker?

 Two wins by visiting teams this week; can the Stampeders keep it up in BC? A FG for the Stamps. Bomb pass for a TD by the Lions, 3-7. In Q2, the Lions got to the red zone, TD pass to the end zone, 3-14. FG from the Stamps in reply. Another TD for the Lions with 13 seconds left in the half, 6-21.
    Red zone from the BC opener in Q3, on for a TD. A FG for the Stamps, 9-28. One for the Lions. A bomb pass by the Stamps got them to the edge of the red zone but a pass to the end zone was picked.
    A pick by the Stamps in Q4 got them to the BC 25. A TD this time with an end zone pass, Adams with a +2 run to the end zone, 17-31. A pick stopped the Lions. TD for Rhymes, 24-31. A pick with 2 minutes left gave the ball to BC. TD for them with a minute left, 24-38. The Stamps got to the edge of the red zone; but not to the end zone for a tie and overtime.

“Whatever it is, I’m against it!”

Anti-achievement, anti-enterprise, anti-Semitism, anti-wealth; is there anything the Labour party is pro? Well, freebies, obviously. And trousering other people’s wealth to buy support. And lies. And playing the system to take a dishonest profit.

Useful indicator

How accurate were the whistleblowers who revealed the extent of the freebie holidays enjoyed by those on the SNP’s flagship  business scam Techscaler?
    Very accurate, going from the state of utter tizz they’ve put the Deputy First Meenister K. Forbes into.
    Forbes is being accused to trying to put off whistleblowers to help the Scottish government lie to the customers. So much so that the regime had to declare that whistleblowers are people with a vital role to play in public life. Get out of that!

Elephant-free zone

A short trip to summery T’ronno for the Hamilton TigerCats and a FG to open the scoring. Arbuckle lost the ball when mugged, a TD for Lawler this time, 10-0. A monster pass by Mitchell gave the Cats another TD. The Argonauts managed a FG with a minute left of Q1, 17-3.
    A FG try by the Cats in Q2 missed but a pick put them on course for another TD. Another FG for the Argo, 24-6. A sack on Mitchell in the 13th minute forced a TC punt, which gave them a rouge. Another pick gave them the ball again. On to a TD. A FG by the Argos got them to 32-9.
    Another FG for the Argos in Q3. A pick stopped the Cats. A penalty killed a TC pick, on to a TD for the Argos, 32-19. Then a FG in the last minute of Q3. Another bomb pass by Mitchell to the end zone, another TC TD, 39-22. Then a pick got the Cats to the red zone, FG.
    Another sack, another Argo punt but this time the ball popped loose and they grabbed it; on to a TD and 42-29. A 7th sack by the Cats gave them a safety. Another pick gave the Cats a 47-29 win; their 10th of the season.

Great role model

Maybe the government should encourage the firm in New Zealand which has created a range of wines for cats and dogs to set up shop here. No alcohol in the drinks, catnip instead.
    The drinks are claimed to reduce stress, improve appetite and make cats feel euphoric. Sounds like a human equivalent is just what the generation of workshy kids needs.

Oh, no!

The Virgin bloody Media elephant was in the first ad break of an episode of Bergerac on U&Drama last night. And it wasn’t the real Bergerac, it was the remake with the bogus bloke with mental elf ishues.

Unifying force

Serbia Smarmer accused Mr. Farage and Reform UK of being divisive. He, on the other hand, united the nation! In contempt for himself and the rest of his sorry crew.

Just(ice) illusion

Pakistani grooming gang rapist gets gaol sentence of 35 years. Sounds severe; until you apply the 40% discount. Then, it’s only 14 years. And maybe even less if Labour decides to buy more criminal votes.

Weird bloke

Bier Smarmer claims he ‘gifted’ a field to his parents to use as a donkey sanctuary but the legal title, i.e. ownership, remained with him. Odd sort of a gift if you’ve not actually given it. But he’s a lawyer. Words mean whatever he wants them to mean.

Short-changed

Just 3 CFL matches this weekend, starting with the RoughRiders in the nation’s capital where it was warm and not stormy. The Riders to the RedBlack 1, Charge! TD but the PAT kick missed.
    A pick at the start of Q2 gave the RR another TD, +2, 14-0. Another pick stopped the RBs. Nowt from it. The Rbs got to scoring range as the half ran out, almost but a FG and 14-3.
    A sack stopped the RBs in Q3 but a 3rd pick gave them the ball back. Nowt from it. An RB FG try toward the end of Q3 missed and was returned. Another Rider TD at the start of Q4 by Myers, 20-3. Red zone, TD Ottawa! 20-10.
    A bomb pass got the RR to the RB 5 but a mugging cost them the ball, which was run back to their 16. Sack, just a FG, 20-13 with 2 minutes left. The Riders ate the clock for a win.

More noise

Bier Smarmer is going to do as much as he can, he sez. Which shouldn’t take long, given that he’s totally useless and can’t do nuffink.

Just noise

The wheels have come off Labour’s plan to build 12 new towns. The first areas on the list lack the infrastructure to support a vast influx of bodies and one of them is prone to frequent floods.
    Meanwhile, Smarmer’s Army is looking for a big bargain offer on patriotism as the voters have spotted that the party conference, which descended into an anti-Reform UK slanging match, has exposed a total lack of it.

Get it right

Head’s up for M. Whelan, outgoing Gen. Sec. of the Asleep union. Train drivers don’t earn more than doctors, they are just paid more thanks to a panicking Labour government.

Tonsils awash

Drinking 10 cups of tea per day reduces the risk of heart disease by 16%, a study has concluded. Which is good news for those on benefits, who can sit around, swigging tea all day.
    Black tea is better than green tea, which means packets of it need a trigger warning about rachelism and discrimination.

Get ON with it!

An interesting poll would be of those who watch NFL hilites on ViewTube to find out if they now have a totally negative view of Virgin Media Entertainment, which interupts matches several times with a daft ad featuring an elephant driving along a city street for 20 seconds. No chance to skip it. No point in polling CFL fans about ads as their hilites don’t have any.

Credibility Gap

A poll for the Daily Disaster before the Labour conference found that 66% thought Labour has failed to live up to expectations, 10% though it had exceeded them and 6% didn’t know. Which left me wondering what the other 18% thought.
    All the other poll results in the 2-page feature added up to 100%; apart from the one that managed to reach 101%, probably due to reckless rounding of decimal points.
    Mr. Farage from the garage remains Top of the Pops for not being Labour, which remains stuck on “We will deliver. Not.”

The grim facts

An illusion of progress by President Trump but there’s not going to be peace in the Middle East whilst Israel occupies territories and behaves like a Soviet Union a bit further west.

Progress Reversal

Desperate for public sector jobs(?), the city of Manchester has launched an inquiry to find out (i.e. prove) that the place has become much too posh, it lacks working class participation in creative industries and it is in need of dumbing down.
    NOTE: The upgrading that has gone on in Manchester has to be down to the people there evading the wrecking ball swung so vigorously by Jonah Burnham.

Today’s Crossword Confusion

7 across: Nevertheless (4,3)
9 down: Opposite of 7 across (3,3)
Answers: even so & odd so!

Always an excuse

The BBC has ruled that chants of ‘Death to the IDF’ are not a call for violence, presumably because the crowd at the Glastonbury Festival broadcast by the Beeb did not have access to the Israeli Death Force and could do it no harm.

More Hippocrisy

There’s no getting away from it. Labour’s selection of a deputy leader to replace the disgraced Angrier Robot is tainted and very discriminatory.
    No blokes or transpicaters on offer.
    No one with a non-European ancestry.
    No one who isn’t an MP.
    No one who isn’t a Labour party member.
    How did they get all this past the wonksphere? Bribes, favours, what?

Today’s Question

Can an R-sole like Beer Smarmer be trusted with the nation’s soul?

Look for your level

Jonah Burnham, the Deadleg of the North, is as useless as Serbia Smarmer, who is calling him the Liz Truss of Labour. That’s Jonah’s only qualification for the job of PM, his uselessness.
    Maybe he should have started his comeback to serious pollyticks with his sights set a little lower. Say, on the job of the Chancellor. He’d have no trouble destroying more than the 180,000 jobs done in by Rache L. Thieves in the last 12 months via last year’s budget.
    He is so popular with Bier’s Cabinet that most of them want the economically illiterate and desperate to be noticed Jonah to fucq in the direction of off.

Afterthought

It will be interesting to see if the new James Bond is shown operating on autopilot during his day. A survey by a biscuit firm found that the average Brit spends 2½ hours per day with his or her mind wandering and just going through the motions.

Fresh face

The next Bond film will feature an ‘unknown’ male British actor of around 30, who looks tough enuff to wipe out an enemy with his bare hands.
    Was there a touch of wokery in failing to add white to the list of characteristics to be faithful to the Ian Fleming original? More than likely.

They don’t get it

One minute, Jonah Burnham, the Deadleg of the North, was yelling that Serbia Smarmer is totally useless. The next, he was claiming Bier is the best PM in the whole history of The Universe.
    No wonder no one ever believes anything the Labour lot say, and if someone claims otherwise, the automatic assumption is that he/she/it is lying.
p.s. “No one can wave a magic wand and bring change overnight,” quoth Angrier Robot. So how does she explain all the changes for the worse wrought by Smarmer’s Army? Especially hers which sabotage the economy.
p.p.s. The Home Sec. lady from Brum reckons her gang isn’t fit for purpose. Of course it ain’t if the Home Office is stuffed to the rafters with snivel servants.

Gaza Update

Everyone can relax. Mr. liar has been booted into touch and The Donald will be in charge if the current deal goes through.

Pie in yer eye

Every day, some Labour stooge is yelling about discrimination. But what is Serbia Smarmer’s digital ID scam, which will exclude all those without a pocket phone, other than blatant discrimination?
    Worse, the scam will cost the taxpayer BILLIONs and take at least a decade to stagger to a beta test version. And all on a whim of the immoral hippocrite Serbia Smarmer.
    Brit Card or Bier Card? Or even Sh1t Card?
    And lest we forget, Bier voted against the Tory scheme to make people produce photo-ID before being allowed to vote in an election. Now, he’s going on about how wonderful a hacker-prone, trillion-pound digital ID scam would be.
    But hey, he’s a lawyer and a politician, so nothing he sez can be taken either at face value or seriously.

No hope there

Ministers in the Technology Department are quite cool with Big Tech firms stealing copyright material from British creatives to feed to their A.I. systems.
    This is in line with the party’s doctrine that all property is theft unless it contributes to Labour’s wellbeing.

Just a bit of the story

Israel, we are told constantly, is the only democracy in the Middle East. With a PM who has to keep his country in a state of war with one or more of the neighbours to avoid ending up in court on corruption charges, we are not told.

Dangerous delusion

Is it a good idea to use unaffordable electricity generated by highly subsidized wind farms to extract hydrogen from water and pipe it to domestic homes for heating and cooking?
    If a natural gas leak can blow up several houses, imagine what a hydrogen leak could demolish. All in the name of pretending that any reduction in carbon dioxide emissions here makes the slightest difference to the global climate.

Get it right

The Britisch people stand at a fork in the road, sez Serbia Smarmer. Wrong! The Britisch people actually want Smarmer and his gang to fork off.

Blitz ’em to bitz!

Big Tech-phobes are advocating bombing data centres where A.I. systems are being developed to prevent humanity from being wiped out by them.
    Which could just be an argument for letting Edstone Milipede pursue his Nett Zero swindle to ensure that there isn’t enuff electricity here to let A.I.s flourish.

A genre in hiding

The medical mask industry is continuing to make more than a few bob out of deluded youngsters, who think wearing a mask is a necessary protection from a contaminated world because of health anxiety.
    Just another aspect of the mental elf crisis? That’s what the experts think. And it won’t prevent the spread of the Chinese plague, winter flu and other viruses.

A quick fix

One gets the distinct impression that if they cancelled all the festivals and fetes in Midsomer, the murder rate would fall by at least 80%.

Boot Time

Oh, dear! A big boot up the bum for astrologers. They’re still using the defective system invented by Babylonian shysters. But scientists have pointed out that 2,500 years of the Earth wobbling round the Sun have shifted the zodiac by one sign backwards.
    But hey! Astrologers aren’t going to let a few inconvenient facts get in the way of a scam which has been bamboozling their gullible customers for two and a half millennia.

Boom Time

A count of the number of parking wardens in the UK has revealed that there are 8,500 more of them than there are soldiers in the British Army. Maybe they could annoy Putin the Poisoner’s minions to death if he ever decides to invade us.

Consistent

It seems rather fitting that if Serbia Smarmer got to be PM thanks to an electoral mudslide cause by Vote Reform, Get Labour, that he got to be the Labour party’s leader by riding a slushslide of secretive Labour Together poll data.

Some choice

How does having war-monger tony b. liar in charge of Gaza under the Trump deal differ from having the Hamas in charge?

Another fantasy

By the next election, everyone who wants to work in the UK will need a digital ID, sez Serbia Smarmer. Joke! And one which fails to discriminate against the 10 million or so people who have given up work in favour of benefits, or never started it.
    And the millions more who have an imaginary illness for which they get benefits to keep them voting Labour.

Pot & Kettle

Good point by a Daily Disaster reader: Health Sec. Wee Streeting (politician) is no more qualified than President Trump (politician) to offer medical opinions.

Perceptive!

President Trump can’t be out of touch with the real world if he’s spotted that China is making non-recyclable blades for wind turbines and exporting them rather than using them to replace coal-fired power stations.
    Something which Edstone Milipede and his stooge Serbia Smarmer are too thick to grasp. Stooge? Serbia must be if he wanted to move the destructive energy sec. out of his job in the reshuffle of drones and Edstone was allowed to get away with telling Serbia the stooge to fucq off.

Mindless propaganda

Is it discriminatory that the ancient TV series Charlie’s Angels features three good-looking females who trained to be police officers instead of slags and tatty, crooked blokes? Is it troubling discrimination that the bad guys always come unstuck?
    Only wonks and the ludicrous Left could be opposed to discrimination in favour of what’s worthwhile.

Oppression Endures

The Pensions Minister, T. Bell, has offered an interesting take on the Labour mentality. He claims that if a government tax or benefit swindle is continued for another year, there is no surprise and that makes the swindle okay.

Very Credible

Experts at Sheffield U. have concluded that serious boozers are more likely to buy low-alcohol or no-alcohol drinks than normal people. Which has its own internal logic.
    The prices of no/lo drinks are higher than those of real world originals and you have to be pretty well off to afford to be a really serious boozer!

Spotlight on the truth

Despite all the BS being unloaded at the party conference, a Labour govenment doesn’t have values. It just has arms thrust up to the shoulders in the pockets of all achievers.

Well, that was great

Finally, the Edmonton Antlers hosted the Susquatchians. Boot for a rouge from the EA opener. Then a pick gave them the ball; only to see it fumbled away. A pick stopped the RoughRiders. Another fumble went to the Ants. Sacked to a 47-yard FG in Q2, 0-4. A FG try by the Riders after 9 minutes missed and was returned. The Ants reached the RR 1 with 50 seconds left in the half, Charge!, 0-10. The Riders got close enuff for a FG, 3-11.
    A 56-yard try in Q3 missed and was returned by the Ants. A TD but no +2 for the Riders, 9-11. A fumble recovery in Q4 gave the ball to the Riders, FG, 12-11. A pylon dive gave the Ants a TD! No +2, 12-17.
    Deep shot to the 5, on to a TD by the Antlers. 12-24. An easy TD for the RR, 19-24. A last minute FG, 19-27. The Riders got to the EA 1 with 1 second left needing a TD +2 for OT, dreadful end zone hurl to no one by Harris, the Ants win! Yey!

Blue for danger

Researchers in the US have found that exposure to red light offers a drug-free treatment for sight loss and all sorts of other conditions. Banning incandescent light bulbs here; they offer the same spectrum as daylight, including red light; is being blamed for o’besity, anxiety, blindness and cancers.
    Replacement LED lamps give out blue light and the lack of a red component means that they fail to recharge a vital system in out body’s cells. Wunderbar! “Get out in sunlight when you can!” is the message from the experts.

Follow that with a juggler!

The TigerCats went West to sunny Winnipeg on Saturday. What do you do with the kick-off? The Blue Bombers returned it for a TD!! 0-7. Bomb pass by Collards, another BB TD, 0-13. Collards to the end zone to close Q1? Penalty on the Bombers, FG in Q2, 0-16.
    The Cats managed another FG in Q2 after a shambles. One for the Bombers. The Cats went for a 3rd down near the BB end zone as the half ran out. No cigar, still 3-19.
    The BB lost a big run play to a penalty in Q3. Almost a TD; down at the TC 1. Charge! TD, 3-26. Another Charge! in the last minute of the quarter, another TD for the Bombers.
    Red zone for the Cats in Q4, out on downs. Another BB TD with a couple of minutes later. 3-40 final.

The (nut)case for Contribution

The Labour think tank which is in trouble for hiding the donations used to buy Bier Smarmer into the leadership job has crystallized what the party is all about.
    Contribution.
    Which involves everyone in the private business sector and everyone with saving and/or assets handing all their cash over to a Labour government so that Bier can continue to buy off the public sector which keeps him in Downing Street.
● Good News! Chancellor Thievin [a.k.a. The Husk] is keen to put Contribution at the core of her November budget.

Recycle, recycle!

Something else from last week’s ancient TV show revivals was two examples of the same gimmick. Saturday’s episode of The Saint from 1967 (S5, E19) had him open a door in an upstairs room and be confronted with a long drop because the next door building had been bombed to bitz.
    The Saint got away with it but people in Tuesday’s episode of Dial 999 from 1959 (S1, E30) weren’t so lucky. Both a copper and a bad guy took a final plunge in a case for DI Mike Mcguire, a Mountie working with Scotland Yard.

Taking the blame?

Also in the Sunday Post was the story of the wives who claim they kept the 1983/84 miners’ strike going when the men were all for giving up. That’s the strike that transformed Arfur Scaregill from a bloke in a small house with a big trade union to a bloke in a big house with a small union.

Long run up?

Our fantasist of a Chancer of the Exchequer is claiming that moving Gatwick airport’s reserve runway 12 metres to the north so that it can be used as a second runway will kick-start the economy, which she had driven into a doom loop.
    But this won’t happen until the late 2030s, when Thievin will be long gone from active polyticks with her reputation in even more unsightly tatters.

Relentless PR

Whilst skimming an article in the Daily Disaster doing a knocking job on Princess Fergiana over The Epstein Connection, I came upon an accusation of a PR stunt being pulled by her.
    Next came the writer’s ‘suspicion’ that Fergie got £2 million from Epstein, which allowed the writer to do some speculation about why she got the cash.
    No doubt about the writer’s motive, though. He’s got a book to plug.

Lotz of flags

The Argonauts sailed to BC later in the evening. DPI helped the Argos to a long FG. Rourke was picked just before the Argo goal line! Arbuckle’s pass from his end zone picked by the Lions! On to a FG, 3-all. Another Argo FG to close Q1.
    Another pick in the first minute of Q2, the Argos sacked to a punt. A dive gave the Lions a TD, 6-10. A bomb pass by Rourke, on to a FG. The Argos made a pick in the last few seconds, on to a FG, 9-13.
     The Argos kicked a FG 5 minutes in to Q3. DPI in the TA end zone, TD Lions by Rourke, 12-20. FG by the Argos to close Q3.
    More Argo DPI in scoring range, another TD for Rourke, 15-27. A headbut on Arbuckle helped the Argos to a TD, 22-27. A sack and a fumble recovery gave the ball to BC, who ran out the clock.

Rules, schmules

Is it okay for a politician to keep quiet about cash used by his campaign to replace the sitting party leader with himself if the principal donor is Jewish and he wants to keep the Moslem vote on-side? Apparently so.

Adams is Electric!

The Stampeders visited Montreal on Friday nite. The Alouettes started with a FG missed for a single. The next kick scored. The Stamps replied with a TD, 7-4. A bomb pass deep, TD for the Als in Q2. Red zone for the Als, on to a TD, 7-18.
    Red zone, nowhere to pass the ball, Vernon Adams scampered for a TD! 14-18. Just enuff time for the Als to miss a FG and the Stamps to run the ball out of their end zone to save the single.
    A shambles ended with a huge pass play by the Als, DPI in the end zone, Charge! for a TD,14-25. Then a pick stopped the Stamps early. More DPI in the Calgary end zone, another TD. The Stamps lost a TD to a penalty, FG instead, 17-32.
    A snap flew over Adams in Q4, shambles in the Calgary end zone, Adams got the ball back and hurled it for a first down! On to a FG. One by the Als, 20-35. And another. Close to the goal line, the Stamps fumbled the ball into the end zone; to the Als. 20-38 final.

Totally useless

Today’s theme for the Sunday Post, Scotland’s favourite newspaper, is cover-ups and official lies. The Deputy First Meenister is accused of spreading misinformation about the Techscalar scandal. NHS Tayside is accused of covering up the history of botching of a rogue surgeon and ignoring the promise of the Health Sec. about compensation claims by the victims. And so it goes on.
    Looks like the SNP regime has spent years creating a record of incompetence, which our Labour government is now using as a blueprint.

Groan!

If we ever needed confirmation that politicians are totally useless, we have it. The Home Office is using taxis to send illegals hundreds to miles to hospital appointments; also paid for by us.
    The only thing we’re wondering now is how come they’ve not used helicopters to bump the travel cost up even more.

Maybe!

Optimistic economists are claiming that UK economic growth will be cramped for just the next two years. Realists reckon that this useless Labour lot will keep the doom-loop spinning for the rest of their term.
    Which could well be two years, if Bier Smarmer is forced to hold another general election in 2027 to keep Mr. Farage happy.

Experience not appreciated?

As the holiday season fades into memory, we are being bombarded with diets for shedding a holiday stone in a month. I’ve found that being really ill is a great way to shed a stone in weight effortlessly.
    But I don’t suppose it’s something that the wellness freaks would approve of.

Not a miracle cure?

Another survey has found that twice as many people see A.I. as a threat than those who are not bovvered by it.
    The main concerns are about the quality of the stooges who will be in charge of the data, and the quality of the ‘information’ generated by A.I. systems. And then there’s the danger of putting all the nation’s data in one place where hackers can harvest or scramble or ransom it.

Serbia & Gravy go together

Another poll has found that two-thirds of those consulted did not believe that the government can be trusted to keep their personal information secure from hackers, which makes Servia Smarmer’s digital ID scam a terrible idea.
    The current Liberal leader, Eddie Gravy, the former Post Office minister who let Horizon happen, thinks digital IDs are a grand idea. He would. Yet another poll has found that two-thirds of voters think Mr. Gravy is a pillock.

Political rules

President MacRon’s latest PM has been forced to revise his CV after his claim to have a master’s degree was found to be a piece of fiction. Should be resign? Our fantasist, CV-boosting Chancellor hasn’t so why should he?

Record Maker

Our fantasist Chancellor, Rachel Thieves, has presided over a prolonged decline in the number of jobs in the wealth-creating private sector – a decline which matches the one produced by her hero, Gordon F. Broon, when he let the banks go bust back in 2008 by failing to regulate the spivs shredding them.

Non-Zoner!

Guess what? I’m extraordinary. I can spens a lot longer than 14 minutes reading a book. And when I stop, it’s at the end of a chapter or a natural break rather than because I’ve ‘zoned out’.
    Where does the 14 minutes come from? One of them there surveys, which reckons the TV zone-out time is 15 minutes. Which is usually the interval between advert breaks.

One state convenience

What Mr. Ne10yahoo has to realize is that Serbia Smarmer supporting a separate, very tiny state for the Arabs in Palestine is all about keeping Labour MPs and voters in the UK on side.
    Just that. And no one is impressed by someone calling Serbia a betrayer ’coz that’s wot he does.
    Cue a mention of Chagos and all the other stuff on the list. To which must be added pandering to the spivs who are demanding TRILLIONs, with the aid of ’uman bluddy rights lawyers, as compensation for the UK government not creating a Palestinian state in the early part of the 20th century.

The dead hand of diversity

It’s all very well, Yanks going on about the loss of freedom here, particularly of speech, but are things any better in their country? Where people who want to live in settlements like the old Virginia colonies are being ratbagged?
    The vexatious Left has the hump because their groups are of just people of European descent and they don’t have a quotya of inmates from other ethnicities.
    So much for the land of the free if the inmates can’t associate with people of their own choice.

Action through embarrassment

The Police & Crime Commish for Thames Valley has been forced to boot his police farce up the bum for wasting time by harassing people who put stuff online that the odd individual finds hurty. Something which is not a criminal offence, no matter how much the vexatious Left would like it to be. Sounds like the Commish is not on the ball if he didn’t know this crap goes on. And yet another waste of taxpayers’ cash.

Getting Serious

‘Major incident’ has now become a cliché button to be pressed recklessly. And it now conjures up an image of someone like Major Frank Burns of M*A*S*H fame in charge.
    What we need are ‘colonel incidents’ – declarations made only sparingly and when fully justified, and with someone of the calibre of Colonel Jack O’Neill of Stargate Command in charge.

They don’t like it up ’em!

Why should cancellation of people who don’t agree with them be the exclusive privilege of the vindictive Left?
    How does that square with inclusion?

Diversify & Devalue

Reducing the quality of the students they accept on diversity grounds has dropped Oxo and Cambridge out of the top 3 in the Times Newspapers’ Good University Guide for 2026.
    No one surprised.

Not exactly news

The Office for Notional Sadistics is warning that our fantasist Chancellor has put the economy into a doom loop with her taxes to buy off the trade unions. File under: “Tell us something we don’t know.”
    Meanwhile, private sector experts are warning that the OBE has glossed things up and the situation is far worse than the disaster the OBE is forecasting.
    It is also very curious that the OBE had nothing to say about Edstone Milipede driving our electricity prices to world record levels. With the full support of Serbia Smarmer, of course.