Surprise!

GB Views have managed to dig their Latvian lad, Patricks Chrispys, out of his box and get him back fronting the show wearing his name.
    Great job if you can skive off for ages like that.

Nul Points for effort

Shame Asda had to rip off the A-Team theme tune for an Xmas ad instead of coming up with something original.

Fair game

Just a thought, but is there any newspaper scribe who isn’t taking the piss out of Rachel Thieves? Like Louise of the GMB, who realized in the Sunday Post that our Chancellor’s halcyon days were when she was leading NASA’s mission to Mars.

What they do

One of the trade unions in the education sector wants our current government to undo all the Tory efforts to make school exams harder and their results more meaningful.
    Why? To give the union’s members more time off and more wellbeing. Selfish gits.

Low news day

Should we feel comforted that most of today’s newspapers have nothing more serious to put on their front pages than endless wibble about this BBC TV star Wallace and the middle-aged women who get the hump over his smutty jokes?
    One of the exceptions was the looney left i, which wants us to believe that 47 is greater than 53. So something safely to be ignored.

Super-selectivity

Another bloke on GB Views the other night in a discussion about assisted dying was asking if we can trust our legislators to get things right.
    The lesson of history is that we can’t.
    The only state which downgraded its citizens in the last 200 years, this guy claimed, was the Nazis. Wot about the Soviets, North Korea, the Chinese, etc., etc.?
    Inconvenient to the argument so don’t mention?

What the PM should have said . . .

. . . to the MP demanding a blasphemy law.
    “If you want to live here, you must be willing to accept our values and way of life. We find this failure to do so by migrants and those of incomer stock insulting and their lack of tolerance of an alien (to them) culture contemptible.
    “Anyone who doesn’t like things here is free to go elsewhere. Which will do us the favour of having to put up with one less vexatious control freak.”
    But not something a jellyfish like Beer would do.

Nice one!

From a Daily Disaster reader: If we got a lot of snow, Bier Smarmer will claim his grandad was a snowman.
    And no doubt that fantasist Reeves will claim she invented them.

Wonkosity on steroids

A really daft notion got a lot of mockery on GB Views last night – the notion that females are either transgender women or non-transgender women.
    Clear evidence that there are deep depths of stoopidity left for the woke community to plumb.

Some giant

There’s a huge amount of wibble in The Sunday Post about Alex Salmond. A giant of a man? Nope, just another politician who was trying to sell independence to a country which can’t survive without huge subsidies from England, and a bit of a groper.
    He made people walk tall? Just ludicrous.
    He bigged things up in the SNP until he became an embarrassment and had to zoom off and form another party.
    But all in all, he was just a blip in John Swinney’s stewardship of the SNP.

They just don’t get The Market

Labour sets targets for electric car sales which the industry knows are daft. Result: Vauxhall closes a car plant and jobs and economic growth prospects go up in smoke.
    The plant being closed is in Luton. Who’s the member for South Lution? Some woman called Reeves. Does she care? Has she even noticed?

Another context issue

Were 14 years of largely wasted Tory/Trivial rule really any different from the previous 13 years of wasted Labour rule? What we need is some context questions, such as how many illegal wars did the Tories start compared to Labour (Iraq) and how many medical emergencies did either government have to tackle? (The Chinese plague, major, Tories, Swine Flu, minor, Labour)