Self-harm on steroids

The Labour party is nothing if not masochistic if a majority of members seriously wants to replace the dishonest Serbia Smarmer with Edstone Milipede, the man who can’t tackle a bacon butty.
    It’s no secret that Serbia Smarmer is hopeless as a leader. But the experts are warning that his likely replacement; if not dotty Milipede; would just make things worse and dumping him would be bad for the economy.